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E?V?A?N?

fat ass....

About Me


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I work at Reuel's art & frame warehouse, I play guitar in a band called Lost In The Fire check out our pagewww.myspace.com/lostinthefire and I kill bitches for a living.....



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My Interests

music, music, music, music and oh did I mention music and i guess girls.

I'd like to meet:

Jim Carrey, all the guys in Slayer and AC/DC, Phil Anselmo, Danzig and Charles Manson.

Music:

cannibal corpse, slayer, pantera, deeds of flesh, dying fetus, as i lay dying, candiria, chimaria, misery index, earth crisis, everytime i die, 18 visions, malvolent creation, morbid angel, zao, led zepplin, ac/dc, PIG DESTROYER, nasum, hatebreed, aborted, skinless, origin, internal bleeding, blood brothers, glass casket, vile, exhumed, haste the day, dillenger escape plan, alice in chains, cephalic carnage, deadwater drowning, from a second story window, incantation,the black dahlia murder, napalm death, fear factory, slipknot, carnal forge, cattle decapitation, deicide, disgorge, the forsaken, krisiun, pissing razors, shadows fall, skinlab, (local bands) her candizzle, clifton, tucked in fate (fetus) incendiant, cherem, 78 days after death, aftermath of a train wreck, bring it down, minion, the number 12 looks like you, ion dissonance, the tony danza tapdance extravaganza, Decrepit fuckin Birth,illsolus, and i'm sure there's others i just can't remember them.......oh yea Le Force.

Movies:

anything with Jim Carrey and Chris Farley in it

Television:

f that s

Books:

i can't read

Heroes:

Kevin Talley, John Longstreth, and Dave Lombardo.

My Blog

it's been awhile..........

do it!!! i _____ evan. evan is _____. evan thinks a lot about _____. when i think of evan, i think of _____. i want evan to _____ me. if i were alone in a room with evan, i would _____. i thi...
Posted by E?V?A?N? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I got the idea from Bruce

this is a list of all the bands I have seen and the number of times:Kittie (2x)ChimariaIll NinoNo OneCannibal Corpse (4x)IncantationPissing RazorsDark Funeral (sucks)Shadows FallKillswitch EngageHotwi...
Posted by E?V?A?N? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NAKED PICS!!!

do you's 1. do you think im cute? 2. do you want to kiss me? 3. do you want to cuddle wit me? 4. do you want to hook up with me? 5. do you think im smart? are we's 1. are we aquintence...
Posted by E?V?A?N? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

another fuckin quiz! (god i'm a lame ass)

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends 3. When and how did we meet 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you ...
Posted by E?V?A?N? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

another quiz!

am i... - am i cute? - am i pretty? - am i crazy? - am i lovable? - am i funny? - am i annoying? - am i psycho? - am i daring? - am i a good person? would you... - would you hug me? - wo...
Posted by E?V?A?N? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST