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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Marcness Rakeness
Birthday: 18 of ....hang on if i tell you am i just gonna get email beatings?!?
Birthplace: Mothers Uterus
Current Location: At home
Eye Color: Hazelish, nah brown, most definately hazel
Hair Color: Brown....Mousey Brown
Height: 6 foot Nothing
Right Handed or Left Handed: LEFT AND PROUD
Your Heritage: I aint herited nothing
The Shoes You Wore Today: Birthday Shoes
Your Weakness: A gunshot to the head or an Axe in the neck will most probably work
Your Fears: Guns and Axes i suppose
Your Perfect Pizza: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....ok Sweet Chilli Chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I dunno, sum sort of dictatorship in a small country to call my own and if anyone disagrees with me then DEATH BY TRAY IT SHALL BE
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: er...dont tell mommy its our little secret?? (i know im sick)
Thoughts First Waking Up: what time is it????? HAMMER TIME
Your Best Physical Feature: Im mostly pretty fucking fit as fuck
Your Bedtime: Whenever i want, HAHAHA mom and dad
Your Most Missed Memory: Dunno, cant remember, if i could i wouldnt miss it would i....dumbass
Pepsi or Coke: Vimto
MacDonalds or Burger King: Non, its all wrong
Single or Group Dates: ummm WHAT?? going out on my own or with couples? is that what you mean
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: WHAT?? Does it matter? Crack cocaine
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla flavoured chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: maybe, do i win a prize if i do
Do you Swear: Fuck Yeah
Do you Sing: Only when i cum, i sound almost operatic
Do you Shower Daily: Nah, im a smelly bastard
Have you Been in Love: Yes, i am right now but its hard work man
Do you want to go to College: hahahahahahahahahahaha no
Do you want to get Married: maybe someday when my legs are broke and i cant see any possible way out of it
Do you belive in yourself: Yes..wait no...I don't know
Do you get Motion Sickness: i dont know, i used to but i dont seem to, maybe i got sick of it
Do you think you are Attractive: If i dont who is gonna?? so yeah i'd fuck me
Are you a Health Freak: hahahahahhahahaha again no
&..39;Do you get along with your Parents:' Ummm I do but its cooler to say i dont..........bastards
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah i do cuz it means god is pissed off
Do you play an Instrument: I do, guitar and drums and im shit hot, like a white jimmy hendrix (on drums)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, what kind of question is that, what do you think i am a christian evangelicalist?
In the past month have you Smoked: yes, i tried giving up but im not a quitter
In the past month have you been on Drugs: probably
In the past month have you gone on a Date: probably on drugs or was she on drugs....hang on, ohhh so thats why im in jail
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes, (see i need to type more than one word answers or i seem boring)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: im gonna lie and say yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no but i want to try it even though i definately wont like it cuz i dont like fish when its cooked
In the past month have you been on Stage: ive been upstaged...many many times
In the past month have you been Dumped: probably but just ignored it
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i took a bath the other day does that count
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah.........anyone wanna buy a watch, phone or yorkie bar, all of the back of a lorry of course
Ever been Drunk: no im a chistian evangelicalist
Ever been called a Tease: does it matter really, no i havn't, does sticking your finger up a strangers bum count as teasing? if so, then yes
Ever been Beaten up: nah, im hard, im so hard i am actually 'ard.
Ever Shoplifted: nah shops are too heavy
How do you want to Die: In a mall full of zombies, killing as many as i can before shooting up, smoking some crack, jumping into a bed of nails, and just moments before i die sticking my thumb up my arse and giving myself a dirty sanchez
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i want to be some kind of crazy drunk dude, the kind you see on the bus and do your best to ignore
What country would you most like to Visit: llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in wales of course
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blond
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: tall
Weight: not fat
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: what? quantities or different types cuz i can answer the second one er 7 or 8
Number of CDs I own: Well i own loads but i dont possess most of them
Number of Piercings: none, im groovy as i am
Number of Tattoos: 1 cuz i wasnt groovy enough
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Twelvety
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