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About Me

Well there is not much to say without sounding like a gay, no offence you homo's hehehe, but i've decided to be a teacher....now, im probably just being stupid but it seems like a good career move (especially cuz i have no career) ..
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Marcness Rakeness
Birthday: 18 of ....hang on if i tell you am i just gonna get email beatings?!?
Birthplace: Mothers Uterus
Current Location: At home
Eye Color: Hazelish, nah brown, most definately hazel
Hair Color: Brown....Mousey Brown
Height: 6 foot Nothing
Right Handed or Left Handed: LEFT AND PROUD
Your Heritage: I aint herited nothing
The Shoes You Wore Today: Birthday Shoes
Your Weakness: A gunshot to the head or an Axe in the neck will most probably work
Your Fears: Guns and Axes i suppose
Your Perfect Pizza: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....ok Sweet Chilli Chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I dunno, sum sort of dictatorship in a small country to call my own and if anyone disagrees with me then DEATH BY TRAY IT SHALL BE
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: er...dont tell mommy its our little secret?? (i know im sick)
Thoughts First Waking Up: what time is it????? HAMMER TIME
Your Best Physical Feature: Im mostly pretty fucking fit as fuck
Your Bedtime: Whenever i want, HAHAHA mom and dad
Your Most Missed Memory: Dunno, cant remember, if i could i wouldnt miss it would i....dumbass
Pepsi or Coke: Vimto
MacDonalds or Burger King: Non, its all wrong
Single or Group Dates: ummm WHAT?? going out on my own or with couples? is that what you mean
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: WHAT?? Does it matter? Crack cocaine
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla flavoured chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: maybe, do i win a prize if i do
Do you Swear: Fuck Yeah
Do you Sing: Only when i cum, i sound almost operatic
Do you Shower Daily: Nah, im a smelly bastard
Have you Been in Love: Yes, i am right now but its hard work man
Do you want to go to College: hahahahahahahahahahaha no
Do you want to get Married: maybe someday when my legs are broke and i cant see any possible way out of it
Do you belive in yourself: Yes..wait no...I don't know
Do you get Motion Sickness: i dont know, i used to but i dont seem to, maybe i got sick of it
Do you think you are Attractive: If i dont who is gonna?? so yeah i'd fuck me
Are you a Health Freak: hahahahahhahahaha again no
&..39;Do you get along with your Parents:' Ummm I do but its cooler to say i dont..........bastards
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah i do cuz it means god is pissed off
Do you play an Instrument: I do, guitar and drums and im shit hot, like a white jimmy hendrix (on drums)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, what kind of question is that, what do you think i am a christian evangelicalist?
In the past month have you Smoked: yes, i tried giving up but im not a quitter
In the past month have you been on Drugs: probably
In the past month have you gone on a Date: probably on drugs or was she on drugs....hang on, ohhh so thats why im in jail
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes, (see i need to type more than one word answers or i seem boring)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: im gonna lie and say yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no but i want to try it even though i definately wont like it cuz i dont like fish when its cooked
In the past month have you been on Stage: ive been upstaged...many many times
In the past month have you been Dumped: probably but just ignored it
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i took a bath the other day does that count
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah.........anyone wanna buy a watch, phone or yorkie bar, all of the back of a lorry of course
Ever been Drunk: no im a chistian evangelicalist
Ever been called a Tease: does it matter really, no i havn't, does sticking your finger up a strangers bum count as teasing? if so, then yes
Ever been Beaten up: nah, im hard, im so hard i am actually 'ard.
Ever Shoplifted: nah shops are too heavy
How do you want to Die: In a mall full of zombies, killing as many as i can before shooting up, smoking some crack, jumping into a bed of nails, and just moments before i die sticking my thumb up my arse and giving myself a dirty sanchez
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i want to be some kind of crazy drunk dude, the kind you see on the bus and do your best to ignore
What country would you most like to Visit: llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in wales of course
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blond
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: tall
Weight: not fat
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: what? quantities or different types cuz i can answer the second one er 7 or 8
Number of CDs I own: Well i own loads but i dont possess most of them
Number of Piercings: none, im groovy as i am
Number of Tattoos: 1 cuz i wasnt groovy enough
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Twelvety
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My Interests

im interested in the usual stuff

I'd like to meet:

jack bauer cuz he is the man, and...fuckit, gandhi

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Music:

what ever sounds good, im open to all aspects of music

Movies:

any thing with death and/or guns and/or swords and/or kung fu fighting and/or zombies. But that would be bad though, a kung fu move where ninjas fight zombies, no story, just 2, maybe 3 hours of ninja-zombie mayhem. (if anyone knows of this film please tell me about it.)

Television:

Yeah i like television, it is good

Heroes:

spiderman and wolverine but not superman, cuz he is a fag

My Blog

cazy crazy things

now, i like amazing things.....mainly because they amaze me but nothing makes me more at peace with the world than people who have found that one thing that they are most excellent at, here's just a f...
Posted by marc on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:23:00 PST

sick jokes

A fellow was on his honeymoon near his favorite fishing lake and he would fish from dawn to dark with his favorite fishing guide. One day the guide, friend of many years, mentioned that the honeymoon ...
Posted by marc on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:09:00 PST