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Rextopher

My mom thinks I'm handsome.

About Me


91% Nice Guy, 7% Thug and 2% Geek. I’m the guy who treats people with respect, is kind to those around me, can be counted on when you’re in need, exchanges pumpkin pie recipes with your mother, plays golf with your father, let’s you have the last slice of pizza, carries you to bed when you fall asleep on the couch, makes you laugh when you’re sad, let’s you cry on my shoulder when you’re really sad, and tells you your butt doesn’t look big unless of course you want it to look big. All while taking no shit from sucka azz wankstas and putting it down like a king with a crown. Plus I can yo-yo.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who's nice and wants to have fun. And if you're not nice and don't want to have fun, at least be hot.

Here is my first car commercial. Now go out and buy a Hyundai!

Music:

Phat beatz with an occasional whack beat.

Movies:

Comedy kind of guy. Favorites include The Jerk, Dumb & Dumber, Kingpin, Moron Movies, Revenge of the Nerds, etc.

Television:

Comedy again. The Simpsons, Flavor of Love, King of the Hill, America's Next Top Model.