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The best 3sec. of ur life... BITCH!

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

Look if your hoping to find something deep here your in the wrong place. I dont care much about people's opinions of me, I dont dress to impress, and I sure as hell ain't your puppet. I am who I am and thats all I am ever gonna be. So don't waiste your time trying.

My Interests

Friends, family, good times, strong drinks, whores, and watchin people stumblin out the door.

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet a girl that reminds me of my mother. The type of girl with tattoos and and who will beat me, one who can play the harmonica with her pussy. Gee you know what I really want in a girl................. ME!!!!
.. You scored as Punk/Rebel.

Punk/Rebel


100%

Stoner


81%

Geek


50%

Ghetto gangsta


50%

Drama nerd


44%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader


38%

Goth


31%

Loner


13%
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Music:

Misfits, Descendents, Vandals, HillBilly HellCats, Revrend Horton Heat, Social D, Hoemgrown, Germs, Dive Bar Junkies, Poor Kids on Glue, Flogging Molly, Pennywise(South Bay, HB), and especially old school punk. COUNTRY : Johnny Cash, Willy, Waylin, David Allen Coe(the older the better, like before he married), Garth, Tobey, allen Jackson, etc, etc, etc.

Movies:

Any stupid cheesey movie, the dumber the better. 80's flicks, cult classics, porn, .............

Television:

Discovery, National Geo, History, Speedvision, FSN, Blue Torch, X-Games, something like that. Oh yeah, you can't forget those late night Girls Gone Wild ads.

Books:

The Tribes of Palos Verdes, The Story of B, Ishmel, After Dachue, My Ishmel, Fat and Forty, A Pirate Looks at Fifty, and Felching For Fat People ( the Dummies version)

Heroes:

Who ever invented G-string's and the bitches that wear them. I SALUTE YOU! keep those skirts short, the jeans low n' tight, and most of all keep those thongs hiked high.

My Blog

What the fuck is a blog?

Now I understand that what i am wrting is called a blog, but what the hell is it? To me it sounds like the noise one would make just before they "bark at the seals" if you know what I mean. In laymen...
Posted by The best 3sec. of ur life... BITCH! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST