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T.R.

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About Me

Ah yes, the "about me" section. Personally I think it's pretty rediculous in it's conception. Think about it. As if anyone could possibly begin to describe the complexity of their personality in some brief, yet meaningful and heartfelt way as to attract others in an underlying desperate attempt at social acceptance and respected individuality. The cold fact is that we are all part of a herd, striving to become an icon of success and stability in a world driven by money and power. It fucking sucks!!! So, about me huh?? I guess i'm just another soul trying to escape the vast and seemingly endless ocean of dumbfounded dipshits. ----------------------------------------------------------- ""A Fishing Tale"" Well, I was just a little pup and it was derby day. It was Dad and me and Darrell out at San Pablo Bay. I had my taco flavored Doritos and my orange life vest, Dad cuaght a hundred pound sturgeon on twenty pound test. Well, he fought that fish for about an hour and a half, Darrell said "Jump ya' sons o' bitch!!!" then he grabbed for the gaff. When we got him in the boat, he measured six feet long!! I was so dang impressed, I had to write this song called FISH ON!!!

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My Interests

Just shit like sprinkles - Laying down thunderous and melodic rhythms in unconventional formats - Smoking - Defying the laws of tradition with crusades of mass destruction - Sex - beautifuly crafted machines of metallic alloy with unmatchable performance driving attributes - Video games - Random movie quotes.

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Music:

INTRO: As I sit behind my massive array of instrumental bliss, I find myself in an almost euphoric state of mind. Tranquil thoughts pass through the windows of my overindulged memory as I prepare myself for the intensity that lies ahead. HALF WAY THRU: What started as a slow burning flame has escalated into a raging inferno. The fire from within burns so rapidly that my sweat turns to steam as the energy of the crowd intensifies. THE LAST SONG: My soul is on fire. The pure energy exbounding from the souls gathered is uncontrolable. I feel myself slipping, is the energy too great? How much more can I take? I keep pushing.... THE BREAKING POINT: It hits me with the force of a thousand hurricanes, shattering the cage that holds my soul and releasing my true self!! Then... Slowly, it smoothes out into a steady vibration as the last note is played. My soul becomes realigned with my body as the roar of the crowd deminishes into a sea of mumbled voices. The Buddhists speak of enlightenment. I have tasted it. Although I have merely scratched the surface, nothing could compare to such an amazing experience.

Movies:

In no particular order, Cheech and Chong, The Big Lebowski, Tombstone, Old School, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Office Space, Half Baked, How High, Dazed and Confuzed, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Arthur, Van Helsing, Saving Private Ryan, Navy SEALs, G.I. Jane, Almost all the James Bond Library, All the Star Wars library, Rockstar, Spider-man 1&2, Batman, House of 1000 corpses, Army of Darkness, Any Friday the 13th Movie, Any Nightmare on Elm Street movie, Kill Bill 1&2, Any Halloween movie, Pulp Fiction, Resivoir Dogs, Ocean's Eleven, From Dusk Til' Dawn, Four Rooms, Grumpy Old Men and Grumpier Old Men, The Odd Couple, The Pit and the Pendulum, American Werewolf in London, American Grafitti, The Great Outdoors, Armed and Dangerous, Who's Harry Crumb?, Splash, Forrest Gump, Coming to America, Natural Born Killers, Full Metal Jacket, The Doors, Lock stock and two smoking barrels, Snatch, Boondock Saints...I have to stop now, this could go on forever. There really is just too many to list.

Television:

TV rots your brains!!

Heroes:

I don't believe in Charity and I don't believe in Sin, and if you don't believe in me I'll play this tune over again. I don't believe in Pinnacle and I don't believe I'll try, I do believe in CAPTAIN CRUNCH for I am the Frizzle Fry...

My Blog

Istanbul Mehmet Cymbal Endorsement

 I have signed an endorsement contract with Istanbul Mehmet Cymbals!!  They have agreed to replace all of my current cymbals and send me a few back-ups just incase. If you haven't heard of t...
Posted by T.R. on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:52:00 PST

Suck my survey!!!

A not so serious survey. Read on, tell me if ya likes. Then put your own answers and repost. 1. What is your name?Sorry, Beggars can't be choosers. 2. What color underwear are you wearing now?I like ...
Posted by T.R. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST