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Josh

One Day Men Will Say I Gave Birth To The Twentieth Century

About Me

Lets see now besides the typical guy stuff...I'm an easy going person, I'm very kind, smart from time to time ;),I play guitar, my favorites are flying V's but I like other odd shaped guitars to. I would like to play every guitar i can before I die. And I am working on Death Metal Growls, I love music both listing to it and playing it. I believe you should speak intellegently, I despise total arogance, I hate those who think they are God's gift to the world and think the world should treat them accordingly. I believe that man is easealy coruppted. I think that if you are a christian and say you cant listen to heavey metal unless it is a christian band you are a hypocrite and your faith is weak and stands upon the edge of a knife. Only one who believes in God can understand that God gave those musicians a gift for what they do and you are then passing judgment upon God. Though I am a Catholic I can and do listen to religon bashing music because it does not reflet my personl feelings, and it does not shake my faith. I hate fake people, and the people who would rather give up than face the're problems head on. I think that those who say all heavy metal is satanic are dumbasses. I think that the drinking age in this country should be 18 or 19 because your country can send you off to die so you should drink to. If you dont learn from your mistakes you are not fit to live. I dont think any one should regret things they did in the past because it is in the past. I think that friends who turn there back on you were just searching for something that you could provide and now that they have it they think they wont ever need you again so they stab you in the back and twist the knife, but truth be told they will always need some thing from you and probibly come crawling back after a while. I think that people like to judge a person or some thing before they see the whole picture or situation. I am also a very forgiving person (probibly more than i should be)but there is nothing wrong with that i suppose, and if i have a grudge its not held for long at all. If there is any thing else ask.
Which Metalocalypse Character Are You?
Nathan Explosion - The vocalist of Dethklok. You're not the sharpest pic in the box, but you really know how to rock out.
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You scored as Cannibal Corpse

You are the almighty 'Cannibal Corpse', one of the most successful American death metal bands around. You are banned in several countries because your lyrics and album artwork are so explicit - you should feel proud!


Cannibal Corpse


85%

Death


70%

Nile


50%

Hypocrisy


50%

Cryptopsy


40%

Deicide


25%

My Interests

.. people (because alot of humanity dose not deserve to roam free) females (ummm hello im a guy :P) music, how to play music, any thing involving music, writing stuff and things ect... oh and T.V. Video Games such as Metal Gear Solid (not capable of dissapointment) Resedent Evil 4(one of the best games ever) Tony Hawks Under Ground Tony Hawks American wasteland Street Fighter Mortal Kombat Call of Duty 4 Dragon Ball Z Budaki Tenkichi 3 (keeps you very busy some times pissed to) Final Fantasy (only disapointment was 11 due to not having a story) Assassins Creed old school games (the reason we have awesome games now) Secret of evermore (So awesome) Nentendo Dodgeball (probibly why i love video games now, and my love of nationball) im sure more will be addedd later... gotta say that airsoft is fun to in general im kind of a dork but thats cool i would rather be a dork and have fun than be all stone faced and never have fun ever (dont try to be cool for others be cool for your self)

You scored as Death Metalist, Death metal alright!!! you love violence, torturing people, reducing humanity and you are a sick beast that doesn't care if only your home remains after a devastating armargeddon as you only need yourself to live.

Death Metalist


50%

Heavy Metal/Old School


48%

Black Metalist


45%

Thrash Metalist


45%

Funeral Doom Metalist


42%

Power Metalist


37%

Non-Metal


30%

Progressive Metalist


27%
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I'd like to meet:

Jimi hendrix, randy rhoads, dimebag, slash, ozzy, zakk wylde, korn, bucket head, rob flinn, metallica, rob zombie, Cannibal Corpse (again) ect, cool people male or femail and of corse metal heads ;)

Music:

I listen to a lot and I try to listen to as much as i can Death Metal, Thrash, Old school Rock, Flamanco guitar, Black Metal. Cannibal Corpse, Machine Head, Slayer Kreator Warbringer,Aerosmith, Pantera, Infernal Chaos,Propain Dragonforce, Slipknot, Korn,Rob Zombie, OZZY, Metallica, Megadeth, Death, Mr. Bungle =P, Napalm Death, Nailbomb, Nightwish, Paths Of Possession, Rage Aganst The Machine, Velvet Revolver, Guns-N-Roses, Vader, Deicide, Devildriver, Five Finger Death Punch, Hammerfall, In Flames, Kamelot, Insane Clown Posse, Cradle of Filth, Chthonic, Behemoth, Arch Enemy,The Black Dahila Murder, Black Lable Sociaty, Black Sabbath,System of a Down, Lamb of God, Rammstein, but you cant really lable me by music because i have 80's pop to (guilty pleasure hahah)James Brown (get on up... hahah)Orchastra type stuff, i even find my self thinking techno stuff catchy at times, a little punk Steeve miller Band (miss you Uncle Jim) some old old school swing but yes i am mostly a metal head (and proud of it!)

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Movies:

also depends not alot of good movies get made so lets see what i like From Hell, Wolf Creek, 13 Ghosts, Lord of the Rings (all of them), The Nightmare Before Christmas, Ace Ventura 1&2, Road Trip, Bio Dome, The Bad Seed, The Fall Of The House Of Usher, The Pit And The Pendulum, Shindlers list,Swing Kids(good movie look it up if youve ever had some one stab you in the back),Big, Saving Privet you know who, Office Space,SAW (i liked the first so i think ill like the rest), Star Wars, Vampire Hunter D,Hellsing, the Dragonball Z movies are good (funny to), Samuari X (Beautiful story, and a good Anime to)Final Fantasy Advent Children Concert movies as stated just depends ..

Television:

Metalocalypse, Dexter, A Haunting, The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, King Of The Hill, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Everybody Loves Raymond, Seinfeld, Law And Order, CSI, The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy, Ed Edd and Eddy, Invader Zim, old School Cartoons ect, some anime.....

Books:

stuff on killers, stuff on hell, and random crap that looks entertaning, and music mags Online Comix ;p...
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You scored as Kerry King (slayer)

slayer... seen by many as the pinacle of true metal, slayer are famous for their brutal, angry, frequently violent and famously anti-christian lyrics and bleak outlook on society. Kerry himself is capable of turning out some amazing riffs, but some have accused him of not putting much effort in.


Kerry King (slayer)


75%

Karl Sanders (Nile)


75%

Max Cavalera (soulfly/Sepultura)


50%

'Dimebag' Darrell Abott (Pantera)


40%

John Petrucci (dream theater)


40%

Matt Heafy (Trivium)


40%

Adrian Smith (Iron Maiden)


30%

Dave Mustaine (Megadeth)


30%

Michael Amott (Arch Enemy/Carcass


25%

James Hetfield (metallica)


20%

Heroes:

My Uncle Jim,My Uncle John,My Aunt Pat,My Family,OZZY, Rhandy Rhoads, Dime,Steven Tyler, Joe Parry, Kerry King, Jeff Hennamin, CANNIBAL CORPSE, and Edgar Allen Poe ect... :
You are The Joker

The Joker 46%
Green Goblin 46%
Dark Phoenix 44%
Mr. Freeze 43%
Juggernaut 42%
Two-Face 42%
Venom 41%
Catwoman 39%
Apocalypse 39%
Dr. Doom 39%
Magneto 37%
Kingpin 37%
Lex Luthor 36%
Riddler 36%
Poison Ivy 29%
Mystique 18% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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Josh McMahon --

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My Blog

Excerpt

this little excerpt is from some where in the book, i wont say where. i dont doubt there are probibly things that need fixed but i think that some may enjoy it, by the way this is where some of the de...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 12:41:00 PST

alright..

i know that a few of you who know me normally would probibly say that im on this sonbitch a lot. and i know that a few of you (very few of you) might be wondering where i am things of that nature. the...
Posted by Josh on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 10:00:00 PST

Some songs that dont get enough credit

  213-Slayer, how come they never play it anymore End of the Line- Arch Enemy Ride the Lightning- Metallica Creeping Death- Metallica Leader of The Rats- Arch Enemy I Just Died in your arms- Cutt...
Posted by Josh on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 12:39:00 PST

New Death metal song

first things first: no i dont hate femails i dont hate men i base my judgment on how people act i hate every.. and only if they deserve it no im not a rapeist no i am not a pedophile (i beleve all o...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:22:00 PST

a new song

Human Wreckage Never seen before carnage so severe sight inspires fear carcasses form a mound no one ever heard asound blood pools on the ground skin is peeled his intent was reveled bodies carved ...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 02:13:00 PST

Horrid

Relentlessly my punishment starts The beating you will sustain The body once whole Now never again Dismember you hit you Beat you Pounding the skull Never again to be whole Dangling by the hand...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:41:00 PST

TRTURE ASLYUM

Trapped with in Te confines of My mind Thoughts of perverted nature Run ramped Slashing bleeding slicing Dieing Murderous rampage Is it me is it me is it ME!!! Running slicing bleeding Dieing...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:40:00 PST

???(untitled)

In the dark stalking Waiting for you Watching your every move I know when your all alone Tied and bound lying on the ground Mouth gagged no one hears a sound Quiet whimpering as the sodomy Begin...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:38:00 PST

Bloodlust

Unable to control Cant take any more Torture you Bleed you On the bed I will Bleed you Feed my Bloodlust I desire what flows inside her Her legs he spreads Wide his erection He buries inside Rap...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:37:00 PST

Defile

You thought I was normal Day after day I watched you Watched you with out saying a word Without the sickness I've left behind In you Undetected my crimes Minds enraged You are mine Mine Mine ...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:31:00 PST