ellen eats chaos for breakfast

About Me

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator I apologize in advance for being one of the nerdiest people you'll ever meet. Let's pretend I'm not, ok?
My [email protected]. You should talk to me (if I'm here, that is).
J'AIME:
food
good shoes
laughing
red-orange
understanding French
listening to music
bright colours
spelling "colours" the British way
doing anything the un-American way
proper grammar
reading
good smells
subways
public transportation in general
Seattle
Archie McPhee
The Upside, RIP
cities
nice eyebrows
large, furry dogs
punctuation
science
scarves
grass stains
vegetariansim
pirates
chlorophyll (sp.?)
the smell of sweat+cigarettes
being woken up by light coming through the window/tentflap
bumble bars
squishy dinosaurs
real dinosaurs
the sound of rain
accordions
haiku
Kathleen Hanna
press passes
socialism
riot grrrl
Je N'AIME PAS:
geometry
words I can't spell
tests
uncomfortable shoes
Sequim
religious fanatics
mysogynists
homophobia
fat
Wal-Mart
acne
itchy things
talking on the phone
phones in general
mauve
bad music
tenor clef
sushi I can't eat
clearcuts
fear
people who hate me
Mountain Dew
hicks
American football
half the people in the world with drivers' licences
finals
iTunes
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I ♥ the sound that an express train makes when it goes through a subway station without stopping.
I am 10% White Trash.
.. I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box. Take the
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I am 47% Emo.
.. Hmm.. I should stop listening to Dashboard Confessional.... enough said... Now that I stopped looking at my shoes, I know how the real world looks. Take the
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I am 62% Evil Genius.
.. Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings. Take the
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Pierre Boulanger=my future husband. Or not.
"God is on our side..."
"A scandal a day keeps the poltergeist away!"
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Your Nutritional Information:
Servings Per Container: 1

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% Daily Value
Sweetness: 27 g 54%
Bitterness: 817 mg 74%
Power: 4 g 11%
Healthful: 217 mg 87%
Excitement: 813 mg 74%
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Deliciousness: 44%
Your walk is:
Sort of like Kickboxing
You Are Corn on the Cob Soda
What Jones Holiday Soda Are You?

My Interests

neighborhoodies.com
Anything art-ful.

...Can we call you Bob?

I♥weird dances. Esp. when they include drugs, swearing, guns, and John Travolta. Or not.
KNITTING!!!!! lol...

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who is truly cool. And Tim Curry. Anybody who would like to be truly cool. Anyone who would like to be Tim Curry. People with interesting hair. YOU, perhaps.

Strength: 9 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 8
Ellen is a Giant Ape that has a Massively Swollen Skull, Bulletproof Skin and four Extra Limbs, can Generate Electricity, and lives in the tunnels of the London Underground.

Music:

Is any band/artist strictly good or bad? (I can think of some groups that fit the second description, but never mind those now.) It depends on the album, song, etc. Here are some, though:

Aidan Baker, Apples in Stereo, Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, Badly Drawn Boy, Band of Horses, The Beatles, Beirut, Bikini Kill, Bjork, The Blakes, Blood Brothers, Blue Scholars, Boat, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, The Books, Bond, Born Ruffians, The Chemical Brothers, Cansei de Ser Sexy, The Clash, Cursive, The Dandy Warhols, The Dears, Death Cab For Cutie, The Doors, Dresden Dolls, Edith Piaff, Ella Fitzgerald, Family of God, Final Fantasy, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Gogol Bordello, The Gossip, Horrorpops, Hot Hot Heat, Jet, Jolie Holland, Joni Mitchell, Keny Arkana, The Killers, The Knife, L7, Le Tigre, Led Zeppelin, Leo Kottke, Lily Allen, The Lonely H, The Look, Marcy Playground, Marilyn Manson, Mickey Avalon, Modest Mouse, The New Pornographers, Of Montreal, OK Go, Out Hud, Panic at the Disco, Panjabi MC, Peachcake, Peaches, Pilote, Pixies, The Postal Service, Queen, Radiohead, The Ramones, The Raveonettes, Ray Charles, Regina Spektor, Ruxton Towers, Scarling, Schoolyard Heroes, Seeed, The Shins, Sigur Ros, Simon and Garfunkel, The Spinto Band, Spoon, Stereo Total, The Streets, The Strokes, Vendetta Red, Teddybears Stockholm, The Thermals, Thievery Corporation, Thom Yorke, Velvet Underground, Violent Femmes, The XYZ Affair, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yo La Tengo...

Best Songs Ever=Across The Universe (Beatles), Backstabber (Dresden Dolls).

In terms of classical things... umm... a lot. But random. And it has to have style.
Carmina Burana, Mozart Requiem, pretty much anything by Bach (except the passions...gah), Gershwin preludes (piano), random stuff by Shostakovitch, Rachmaninov, parts of Prokiviev R+J, and anything crazy.

OH Astor Piazzola (sp.?) is God. Well, somewhat. Actually I don't know much of his music... But what I've heard is good.

And jazz.... That I love, but hardly ever listen to. Except on the radio, and at my aunt's house. Boo. In terms of jazz that I'm actually familiar with, though, I like Alberta Hunter, Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, and John Coltrane.

And.... I play piano, cello, and vocal cords. Could probably play other things if put mind to it.

Movies:

Airplane, Amelie, The Beat that my Heart Skipped, Billy Elliot, The Edukators, Fight Club, The Hours, Little Miss Sunshine, Miss Henderson Presents, Monsieur Ibrahim, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Moulin Rouge, Les Parapluies de Chrebourg, Rebel Without A Cause, Requiem for a Dream, Whale Rider, Rocky Horror Picture Show... You should remind me what my favourite movies are, because Myspace decided to erase half my profile.

Television:

Look Around You, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Project Runway...

My Blog

oooh, not again...

article 1: ap french done. no idea whether or not i passed it. but it's done. article 2: you know what? i hate this book paper i'm supposed to be writing. the book was interesting and i definit...
Posted by ellen eats chaos for breakfast on Tue, 08 May 2007 10:33:00 PST

i heart...

i bet you didn't know that PA is turning into sequim. seriously, they're building a walgreens and--evil of all evils--a drive-thru [why is it spelled like that? seriously, you never see "drive-...
Posted by ellen eats chaos for breakfast on Mon, 07 May 2007 10:22:00 PST

calm --> explosion

haven't practiced nearly enough but my fingers hurt and i don't want blisters for tomorrow+saturday whee. things may be looking up. but then again, no. blaaaaaaaah see people at/after solo/ensemble. k...
Posted by ellen eats chaos for breakfast on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:42:00 PST

11:11

Today was/is/has been the best day of my life. no apparent reason; it just has been. it's kind of a nice feeling though it's sad that the best day of my life is almost over....
Posted by ellen eats chaos for breakfast on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:13:00 PST

inert.

can't cry can't throw up can't spell can't leave why am i even breathing? WHY AM I FUCKING BREATHING?! can't do anything no energy no feeling no emotion nothing...
Posted by ellen eats chaos for breakfast on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:47:00 PST

sleeping well; no bad dreams; no paranoia.

dance with me? i'd dance with you if you wanted to... do you? if we danced would you take me away somewhere else? would you give me a new life? someone, anyone-- help me, please. ...
Posted by ellen eats chaos for breakfast on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 05:54:00 PST

take a sad song and make it better

So. I can't cry or make eye contact, but I can memorize. Finished two pieces today (Rachy cello sonata+The Sexy Bach Fugue). No longer in pre-state-total-freak-out mode. Woot....
Posted by ellen eats chaos for breakfast on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:21:00 PST

what's wrong with a little destruction?

Random Fact Of The Day: [in the 16th century] hooker (n.):thief who steals through open windows with a hook. Yeah, bitches. Is that not amazing? I want to be a real hooker. Back to the Elizabe...
Posted by ellen eats chaos for breakfast on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 07:51:00 PST

half-corrective surgery gone wrong

Guess what? Words don't really matter. I was looking through a copy of Adbusters at the library a few days ago, and it had a story, the "moral" of which was that words are merely descriptions of thing...
Posted by ellen eats chaos for breakfast on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:50:00 PST

Betty, baby. Yeah.

Do you know the feeling of going slowly insane? When nothing matters (but at the same time one word can change your life) and thoughts are the only things that are real? When all you can do is hate,...
Posted by ellen eats chaos for breakfast on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 03:48:00 PST