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Ultimate Survey (377 questions long)
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full name: jay
nickname(s): jabo calls me killacam
birthday: 2/11/84
where were you born: brooklyn
zodiac sign: aquarius
height: 6'3
weight: 220
hair color: black
eye color: brown
shoe size: 13
ring size:
skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.): albino
blood type: who knows
grade: not in school nemore
GPA:
siblings: 2 older brothers
tattoos: 2
piercings: 2
hobbies: none
favorite
color: blue
food: chicken(ITS A BLACK THING)
candy: umm mike n ikes
type of cheese: american
pizza topping: sausage
salad dressing: blue cheese
sandwich: chicken cutlet
cereal: frosted flakes
fruit:
vegetable:
berry: blueberry
cake: chocolate
book: The Pursuit of Happiness
movie: Latin Whores #7 (rite alex)
magazine: Playboy
newspaper:
tv show: Golden Girls
website: milfhunter.com
radio station: hot 97
font: 6
cartoon character: bugs bunny
artist (painter): picasso
actor: will smith
actress: halle berry
cd: anything jay-z
song:
music group: jagged edge
music type: country
day of the week: friday
month:
season: Feb.
holiday: hannukah
shampoo: pantene pro-v
conditioner:
number: 5
phrase: fuk it
store:
weather: around 80 degrees
restaurant: ihop
channel: espn
teacher: mr. loffredo
weekend activity: drinking
hangout: cody
house color: white
sport to watch: football
sport to play: basketball
animal: lion
flower:
guy's name: jason
girl's name: jessica
board game: candyland
party game: powerhour
story from childhood: cat in the hat
body part: my winky
have you ever
been on a train: yeah
been on a plane: yeah
been in a car accident: 2 many damn times
caused a car accident: prob
run into a wall: when im drunk
burned a potato chip: nah
almost burned the house down: yeah aluminum foil in the microwave when i was younger
smoked: yeah
been drunk: most my life
been high: yeah back in the day
broken the law: me nah neva
burned a cd (if yes, the one above is yes): no
kissed someone of the opposite sex: yes
kissed someone of the same sex: no but when clip use to get drunk he tried to kiss me
frenched an animal: thats a secret
made out: sure
had cyber sex: im doin it now
gotten engaged: almost
had an online relationship: no
been rejected by a crush: yeah
loved: YEAH IT SUCKS
made yourself cry to get out of trouble: nah thats wut girls do
cried in public: yeah
cried over a movie: nope
fallen asleep in a movie theater: all bout the benjamins rite jabo
given someone a bath: yeah
been to a boarding school: no
been home-schooled: no
lost a valuable item: yes
bungee jumped: no not yet
skied: black people dont do that
met the president: nope dont want 2
met a celebrity: yeah
gotten a cavity: got 1 now
shopped at abercrombie & fitch: absolutely not
made a prank call: sure
skipped school: who hasnt
faked sick to get out of school: yep
purchased something that you knew didn't fit: no
climbed a tree: does runnin from cops count
fallen from a tree: no
broken a bone: yeah my leg
sprained anything: ankles
passed out: last week
made yourself pass out: no
been to disney world: yep
been to a theme park (not disney): yep
said i love you and meant it (not to a relative): sadly enough yes
made a model volcano (working model): no
made a clover leaf with your tounge: nah
past
what did you do yesterday: went shoppin
memory you miss the most: every1 chillen
memory you want to forget:
something you regretted after it was done: goin out wit this annoyin ass girl
the last
song you heard: shoulder lean
cd you bought: garth brooks greatest hits
thing you said: THIS IS STUPID
time you cried: umm few weeks ago
movie seen in a theater: waist deep wit ladawn
thing you ate: pop-eyes
person who called: yuri
nail polish shade worn: dont do that
time you showered: this morning
person who complimented you: i dont know her name
at this moment
what are you listening to: nuthin
what are you wearing: im sittin hea naked
what are you thinking: im fukin cold
what are you scared of most: rejection
how many people are on your buddy list: 12
future
occupation: Federal Air Marshal
marriage site: somewhere on a beach
honeymoon: mars
place to live: prob. down south
kids: already have 1
car: still thinkin bout it
what are you doing tomorrow: goin out to eat wit this girl
do you think george bush will be reelected: I HOPE NOT
will there be a wwIII: who knows
will politics ever be truthful: neva
will humanity snuff itself out: nope
can the gov. be changed: yeah
friends
best friend: mikey pace
funniest: yuri
silliest: mo
loudest: ERIC WITHOUT A DOUBT
quietest:
craziest: joe balls
calmest: alex
skinniest: chris
best secret keeper: none of them
worst secret keeper: they all suck
the one you have but don't want:
smartest: yuri
preppiest: mark
peppiest:
most hyper: jabo
hottest: jen
weirdest:
biggest pervert: thats me
most annyoing: not answerin but every1 already knows
shyest: i dunno
most religious:
do you believe in
heaven: yes
hell: yes
angels: yes
devil: yeah
god: of course
buddha: i guess so
aliens: real ones or immigrants
ghosts: no
spirit (soul): yes
soulmates: hell fukin no
reincarnation: i dunno
love at first sight: nope
karma: yes
love in general: unfortunately
luck: nah
yourself: if i dont no1 else will
crush
who and when was your first crush: umm alexis in high school
any now: ummm nah
a celebrity crush: halle berry
who do you want to be with right now: shes knows who
whos number do you want: i have whoeva's # i want
who do you want to kiss: she knows
what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex: y there so damn emotional
if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: beyonce
on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: 9
first thing noticed about the opposite sex: face
what do you look for personality-wise: intelligence
biggest turn on: sense of humor
biggest turn off: dumb ass girls
something thay weat that turns you on: tight ass clothes
something they wear that turns you off: tight ass clothes if their fat
the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: i dunno
the most romantic thing that has happened to you: i dunno
what do you wear on a coffee date: who the fuk goes on a coffee date
is it right to flirt if you're taken: ummm for me yes for her no
is cyber cheating: no
are eyes the passegeway to the soul: YES
who would you like to take to the prom: i took who i wanted to take
do you want to hug somebody right now: nah
do you know what an aphrodisiac is: yes
describe
mellow: calm and relaxed
melancholy:
the perfect date: ending up in intercourse or oral
the perfect mate: doesnt exist
how m&m's are made: who cares
why manhole covers are round: dont know nor do i care
one or the other
coke/pepsi: pepsi
sprite/7-up: sprite
boxers/briefs: neither goin commando
gold/silver: gold
vanilla/chocolate: chocolate
flowers/candy: both
book/magazine: magazine
tv/radio: tv
glass half empty/half full: its all the damn same
democrat/republican: democrat
colored pencils/markers: markers
coffee/tea: tea
sun/moon: sun
day/night: night
hot/cold: hot
dog/cat: dog
button/zipper: zipper
cotton/feather pillow: cotton
blue/purple: blue
plumber/trashman: trashman
jeans/shorts: shorts
long distance relationship/none: none
mechanical/regular pencil: mechanical
matt/ben: matt
that 70's show/simpsons: simpsons
kelso/eric: kelso
donna/jackie: donna
bart/lisa: bart
romeo/juliet: juliet
romantic comedy/thriller: thriller
nsync/bsb: bsb
peanut butter/jelly: jelly
waffles/pancakes: pancakes
letter/email: email
florida/california: florida
pizza/burgers: burgers
hat/visor: hat
football/rugby: football
iceskating/blading: neither
movie at home/in theater: at home
first thing you think of when you hear
yellow: bright
red lipstick: hookers
socks: annoyin to sleep in
cowtipping: pretty funny
moulin rouge:
greenland: cold
iceland: green
harry potter: stupid
red: hate that color(edwin)
blackberry: phone
rose: romantic
rooster: annoyin
taxes: dont pay them
bill clinton: my hero
whipped cream: IF USED RITE VERY SEXY
george w. bush: asshole
lollipops: i dunno
dreams: pointless
love: hate it
guys: nuthin
south park: FUNNY
boy bands:
pengiuns: so cute
girls: make me horny
thong: if on a nice ass great
death: eventually
spoons: great
junk mail: waste of time
dairy: gives me gas
panties: good unless their granny panties
your father: dont really fuk with him
pizza: good
britney spears: dont give a shit bout her
vitamin: need to take them
are you
happy: rite now yeah
sad: nah
religious: kinda
bitchy: nah
crazy: soemtimes
messy: nah
mad: ot rite now
slacker: sometimes
nerd: nope
bookworm: nope
jock: i guess
preppy: depends on how i feel
selfish: every1 is
giving: yeah
obsessive: no
violent: not nemore
calm: yes
peaceful: yes
mellow: all the time
eccentric: thats wut people say
caring: when i wanna b
untrustworthy: i dont think so but some would differ
loyal: i think so
patriotic: i guess so
perverted: def.
colorful: no
artistic: yes
miscellanoues
what color is your jacket: black
do you shave: nah i need to though
where: my balls
what color is your razor: pink
what size is your bed: king
what color crayon would you be: blue
what are the last four digits of you phone number: 0478
feelings on abortion: disagree wit them
how lond does it take you to shower: depends
what does your screenname mean: not a clue
thoughts on blonde pop stars in general: have no thoughts
who so you trust the most: no1
is cussing a necessity in life: yeah to get ur point across
how about coffee: hate it
is the world screwed: yep
what something you cant live without: porn
what time did you fall asleep: umm 130
know what 69 means: yes
how about 143: yes
can you live without a microwave: nope
what do think about death: its nuthin u can do about it
where and when do you want to be married: somewhere on a tropical island in 10 yrs
do you want to drop out of school: nope
why is the sky blue: who knows
what is a good trait about yourself: honest
what do you always think about: sex
what is wrong with your school: dont go to one
what is right with your school:
how do you react to change: well
do you talk to yourself: all the time
what is your opinion on love: its overrated
can you afford to lose weight: yeah but dont want 2
what color would you dye your hair: its stayin a black
best thing anyones told you: im sexy
what is your reaction to someone telling you you're hot: thanks but i knew that already
does being psycho appeal to you: HELL FUKIN NO
if you wrote a book, what would it be about: SEX
what would you change your name to: RUFUS
longest crush lasted how long:
tme finished: 12:44 PM
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