PHiLLY BLAH

I respect brutal honesty. I disrespect lying destitute scumbag junkie whores. I to love to sports. I hate Staten Island. Every person I know has a problem, while some/most have many. Peanut butter is my favorite color. I am a physical phenomenon. I am not a transexual. Even when it rains. I smell food. Flaming bags of poop just warm my heart. I'm only a part-time Spiderman, but a full-time superhero. New York Giants football is in my soul. 'Neen is in my heart. I am a believer in the flight of pigs. I'm, too sexy for my pants, too sexy for my pants. My jeans don't fit right. I was born to be alive. I'm Ron Burgundy? I have a weekend home in Long Island. My friends are the worst. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Albut Pujos ith my favwit batheball pwayer. I'm convinced that money is overrated; Protein, however, is underrated. I swear on the eyes of small children. Word tickling is my favorite. I have the heart of a lion.. and the khram of a donkey. I work with nipples and ball cocks. My truck is big and orange. Grammar is exciting. I can do anything I set my mind to, so long as I'm paying attention. High fructose corn syrup makes me cry. I don't believe in LOL. I keep it real. You know my pedigree..