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About Me

i like bikes and buses and trains, autobobeels mostly. trucks and cars, good also. if you like them you are shoe in for good friend.i am particular mostly.

My Interests

owls, dia de los muertos, birdies, toy instruments, old children's books, failed art making, successful art making, the stuff in between, corners, stuffing stuff into corners, nightlights, mexican furniture, russian rubble and heat on the feet.

I'd like to meet:

buses and trains. if to you this may pertain entertain me with your brain. and second thoughts. on second thought, maybe not.

Music:

yo la tengo, microphones (mt. eerie), jason anderson, old canes, the fruit bats, half handed cloud, sufjan, anything on K records...

Movies:

i may be jumping the gun on this one, but probably snakes on a plane. and any sequels of snakes on the plane.

Television:

DEGRASSI: THE NEXT GENERATION

Books:

Jesus and Me (an instructional guide to knitting with the Holy Spirit)(a book that should be written)(plus helpful pictures with birdies and owls and Jesus),Meet Me (my life's story, written at the age of 11...you bet it's illustrated)

Heroes:

people who know how to use the united states postal service.

My Blog

recent injuries, the diary of an accidentalist

-burned my arm on an oven-fell down from the loft in my closet-dropped a drill on my eye-a door fell on my head-got a shard of metal stuck in my nail-scratched by a rabbit-slammed thumb in car doorpas...
Posted by wisdom teeef on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:40:00 PST

swishes

provoked by viewing andrew's wishlist, i have decided to compile one of my own. but please, don't judge. -doll parts, several hundred doll parts -a flock of fake birds, several hundred fake bird...
Posted by wisdom teeef on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:36:00 PST

that's my girl

omg omg omg: this just in, lauren grant is now on myspace. creepy as it is that i am writing a bulletin about this, i match that creepiness (maybe even surpass it) with excitement. th...
Posted by wisdom teeef on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 12:20:00 PST

oh denny's, you shouldn't have...

so the other night i dreamed that i "graduated" and my mom took me to denny's to celebrate. there we sat while i opened presents and split a bottle of frangelico. then the waitress brought...
Posted by wisdom teeef on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 03:01:00 PST

this is a trick

gotcha! fooled you! you've been duped! into what you say? you'll find out sooner or later.... buy me a pony.
Posted by wisdom teeef on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 03:38:00 PST

i wish i had gotten my mom floam for christmas

seems like someone is having a problem getting past christmas and that someone's name is denton. come on people, it's january 11th. let it die already. look toward tomorrow, look toward valentin...
Posted by wisdom teeef on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 05:09:00 PST

curl up with a good computer

for this blog entry, simply go back to my past blogs and click on "mashed meat pie." from there, you will need to read david's (amputease) comment. i have no words.
Posted by wisdom teeef on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 08:29:00 PST

best popeye's sign possible

CAJUM TURKEX $44.99
Posted by wisdom teeef on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 03:54:00 PST

lovely lady lump

i apparently have an obsession/intrigue? with sewer people. if i were offered an entire volume with stories/scenarios involving sewer people, i'd probably read it in one sitting. if you are sewe...
Posted by wisdom teeef on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 05:51:00 PST

i'd like twelve

i could really go for some puppy dreams right now.
Posted by wisdom teeef on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 02:17:00 PST