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Shock Horror Kerpotchkin

seen a million faces and weirded them the fuck out

About Me

WE ARE SHOCK HORROR KERPOTCHKIN
...and we are the early, early beginnings of something that vaguely resembles a band.
Our members are Lauren, Donna and Amelia. We've got a couple of songs now, including the heartbreaking ballad "Hoppy the Bunny Rabbit" and "Foot To Follow".
We don't have a clue. We don't have dedication. We're not committed. Well, we should be committed (to some kind of institution).
Our page is here because we didn't want the URL to get taken. Wow, lucky we got in quick, aye.
We've been told we are the new Fungus. When we find out what this means, we'll tell you how we feel about that.
Our music festival performance has been described as 'loud' 'very loud' and 'pretty loud aye'. We prefer volume over skill.
We entered Rockquest '07 and we had so much fucking fun doing it...
We'll get a video posted up sometime (..never).
If you want merchandise - sorry, it's not happening. We are looking to patent Lauren's bra-pants though, as seen here:

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/15/2006
Band Members: Donna (Horror) is our Queen of Bass, Lauren (Kerpotchkin) and Amelia (Shock) swap around with drums, guitar, vocals, harmonica, ukulele, whatever is required.
Influences: We aren't under the influence of anything, honest officer!!! Well maybe.
Sounds Like: a bunch of Year 9 10's fooling around. As if aye! Oh wait...
Type of Label: None

My Blog

ROCKQUEST!

We performed! It was great! Wanganui were confused! Our groupies were screaming! IT WAS A WHOLE LOT OF MOTHERFUCKING FUN!Pictures soon, video we hope... maybe... possibly not... somehow...Alright. Tha...
Posted by Shock Horror Kerpotchkin on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 11:46:00 PST

Another update whatchamacallit

So we were entering Rockquest... Then we decided not to.We reckon we'll "get good" for next year, then enter.Still practising!Still thinking of our many fans! *coughallthreeofourmums*-shock...
Posted by Shock Horror Kerpotchkin on Tue, 29 May 2007 02:04:00 PST

Update

Sorry, haven't updated y'all in aaaaaaaaaaaaages and aaaaaaaages!Anyway, we have a tape of our performance - the whole Music Festival in fact - but unfortunately, it is not the best quality. We're sti...
Posted by Shock Horror Kerpotchkin on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:02:00 PST

OUR FIRST GIG

Yes, yes, it happened, and it was awesome. Here's what Shock wrote about it all:Shock Horror Kerpotchkin's first gig last night was a truly memorable one!!!Our high school's music festival was an amaz...
Posted by Shock Horror Kerpotchkin on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:00:00 PST

TAKING THE STAGE FOR THE 1st TIME!

Yes, the first ever SHK gig is happening tonight. The Music Festival will never be the same!We are performing ONE SONG and ONE SONG ONLY!"This Is Our Band"!Yes prepare yourselves, World, for the revol...
Posted by Shock Horror Kerpotchkin on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:15:00 PST

WE ROOOOCK

Had a band practice today outside the Music Room.... As the entrepreneurial Kiwi sheilas we are, we made do with what we had:Shock on bass (acoustic guitar)Horror on snare (pen & stair), hihat (ta...
Posted by Shock Horror Kerpotchkin on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 01:59:00 PST

Right, OK, 'Update Blog'

So we have a legitimate song now!'This Is Our Band' (the lyrics of which are posted in the blog preceding this fiiiiine blog) has a drumbeat, a bassline, a guitar chord progression thing (not a guitar...
Posted by Shock Horror Kerpotchkin on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:34:00 PST

Our song

I'm gonna write out the lyrics to one of our amazing songs: 'This Is Our Band'. More to come.This Is Our BandLauren is lameDonna is lameLala lala even I'm lameWe can't think of a band name(this was wr...
Posted by Shock Horror Kerpotchkin on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 11:00:00 PST

Prophet? Possibly

So guess which song we're learning? I LOVE ROCK N ROLL!YEAH! Donna was away so that was sad but other than that.We played a fantastic 'With Or Without You' too. It's pretty simple (Tommy did the voca...
Posted by Shock Horror Kerpotchkin on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:44:00 PST

HOLA!

Alright so the school's music festival is coming up, huge event, well not really but huge in proportion to what usually happens round the school. We'd love to do a song but yeah. Hmmm. See we love do...
Posted by Shock Horror Kerpotchkin on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 04:39:00 PST