Drunken sock-puppet kissing

About Me

I love everybody (even Darren)!! (Update 12/12/06-- Piss off, Darren!)

My Interests

Loitering, skeet shooting, macrame, skeet shooting using macrame, loitering in a skeet shooting parking lot making macrameYEEEEHAAAAAA!!!

I'd like to meet:

SOY SAUCE WARRIOR KIKKOMAN!! BILL IS THE F-IN' MAN

Music:

Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music" on eternal replay OK, maybe not. But either way, what this world needs is a shoegazer revival to mope and pop your quaaludes to. Damn, I miss Lush.

Movies:

I like 'em!

Television:

static, Korean Home Shopping Channel, Big Joe's Polka Show, Junior Christian-Science-With-a-UFO's-Are-Real-Slant Puppet Theater (don't believe me? Click here)

Books:

Ooooooh, all the classics.....ya know, like the Choose Your Own Adventure series maybe, or its knockoffs like Make Your Own Adventure and Choose the Adventure That You Make On Your Own To Make Your Own Adventure By Choosing.

Heroes:

Grey Poupon My true ramen hero, the tokusen toroniku ramen with "special pork" (cheek meat) at Santouka. Best ramen in L.A.

My Blog

Bored with Knee!

I'm not even using knee photos as the default photo on a regular basis anymore. What's the point? Let's go with the Engrish bent for awhile, and watch my page get more and more stupid!
Posted by Drunken sock-puppet kissing on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:10:00 PST

I should've learned French in high school

While recovering from our family's Thanksgiving pigout, my dad put some records on his record player. One of them was the soundtrack to "A Man and a Woman" (they're singing in French-- I'm sure you've...
Posted by Drunken sock-puppet kissing on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 11:29:00 PST

OK, fine......

There's a non-knee photo of me with the other pictures. Happy?
Posted by Drunken sock-puppet kissing on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:54:00 PST