Tony

But am I bitter?...hmmm, your damned right I am! Im just a regular person dealing with regular problems, or so Im told. I believe in laughter and lust, pride and modesty, and false eyelashes! There is nothing I can do today that cant be done tomorrow. Procrastinator? Oh yes! There is a certain satisfaction that comes from a night out in full drag, and waking up with only one shoe on, and your wig stuck to your hoop earring hanging off your head. If supersizing your meal makes you feel fat, then I have nothing to say to you. Eat over there! If you dont have anything nice to say, then by all means I sure wanna hear it! Witty humor and crass comments get my attention and applause. And yes, you probably are the reason why he sleeps with men. Women are gorgeous, and I admire their beauty and finesse. Thats not to say that some need to be put back in their kennels. Being gay doesnt make me feel they are inferior. If that was true why would I proudly parade around in heels and hose? But isnt this about me anyway? I love all the women in my life. They are really who make me, well, me! There is nothing like having a hen party. I love all you girls who mean the world to me! Especially my mother! Her hair inspires me to great heights. Jenny and lil Red are sexy, intelligent, and have instilled jelousy in me. I need not go into detail. Paul, your my partner in crime, and that horrible "BFF", but honey, by all means possible, normality is the ultimate pose! Ouch, i know ill hear about that one. I thought it was about me here, but as always, it gets away from me. All in all, im a person whos genuine, honest, and laid back. I cant really go into detail, after all, ive been to paradise, but ive never been to me. Oh i love that exit! polka layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com