Old Kentucky Shark [FTW] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

It just so happens I have mail order degrees in Murderology AND Murderonomy. I go to the gym alot, I work on my altoids, they're curiously strong.Your results:
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I've already got the best damn woman in he world, and I love the hell out of her. More friends are always fun though.

Music:

Ska, Punk Rock, Metal, Industrial, Classic Rock, Alternative Rock, Alternative Rap/Hip-hop, And anything that pretty much doesnt suck

Movies:

Kung Fu, B-Horror, and Comedy.

Television:

Adult swim, and other funny things

Books:

The Alphabet of Manliness, Louise Lamour Western novels, The Origional Conan series, The Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, The Bad Ass Bible, Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Puddy, Quiver, Sounds of Violence, Straight Shooter, Archers Quest, City Walls, Moving Targets, Walking Into The Light, Crawling Through the Rubble, Road to Jericho, Longbow Hunters, Battle Pope, Bluntman and Chronic, Arkham Asylum: Living Hell, Seed of Destruction, and Kingdom Come

Heroes:

Gary Gygax, Bruce Campbell, J-Bot, MC Bat Commander, Chainsaw, Crash McLarson, Prince Adam, Jimmy the Robot, Ricky Fitness, Eagle "Bones" Falconhawk, Little Jimmy Urine, Kevin Smith, George Carlin, and Christopher Walken

My Blog

Its been a terrible day

Amber and I are on hiatus again, we need to sort sme things out apparently, as far as i can divine we're gonna stay together but that doesnt change he fact that the first half of my day was complete s...
Posted by Old Kentucky Shark [FTW] on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:13:00 PST

I’m Happy

I am very happy with life right now. Even though I live in a hallway closet like some sort of ghoul.
Posted by Old Kentucky Shark [FTW] on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:20:00 PST

Worries me..............

To one who may read this (you should know who you are), please dont take this the wrong way or feel bad in any way because of this, this is a rant to get my worries out of me. Have...
Posted by Old Kentucky Shark [FTW] on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:44:00 PST

Happy in this little grave I’ve dug for myself.

Eh, this is mostly just a rant over my living conditions and any issues coinciding. My job pays dick, and I get shitty hours. But, I love who I work for and who I work with. I hate living at home...
Posted by Old Kentucky Shark [FTW] on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:55:00 PST

oh yeah, I got new things to say.

I've been single for the last three monthes. my mom had cancer, but she kicked cancers ass just like Russel crowe. I live with my parents again (temporary) I have swung and missed with several ladies ...
Posted by Old Kentucky Shark [FTW] on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 02:37:00 PST

Well how about that

How about that, huh.
Posted by Old Kentucky Shark [FTW] on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 02:29:00 PST

Team Kich'n bottle rocket war members who wants in?

So who wants to be on team kich'n? *Adamm if your in, you are team leader if you want because team kich'n is your baby.
Posted by Old Kentucky Shark [FTW] on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:12:00 PST

No longer on the market

Sorry ladies I'm taken.
Posted by Old Kentucky Shark [FTW] on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 01:45:00 PST

According to larry........

Not only am I the new pope, But, I am also an honorarilly half mexican. I'd like to send a shout out to the underground all-father, Satan, without him nothing I do could be possible.
Posted by Old Kentucky Shark [FTW] on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:35:00 PST

Never Have I stated that I was a good person.

I am going to hell when I pass, and I'll see most of you fuckers there! I really am a jerk.
Posted by Old Kentucky Shark [FTW] on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:11:00 PST