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im the guy that is all about the girl he's with, im the guy that will do ANYTHING for the one he loves, im the guy that enjoys getting dirty, and i dont shower every day, i loose my train of thought when i look into deep dark eyes, i am the guy whos friends think he's confident and strangers think he's cocky, i love cartoons like adult swim, but really get into books like "zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance", im the guy that never capitalizes words and misspells them just as frequently, im the guy that loves to hang out by myself, cool isnt an issue... i dont care, i lied its an issue sometimes... , im the guy that likes GAP clothes for $2 at the outlet stores, but usually wears clothes he finds at "value village" i despise people that wear nike t-shirts... all their doing as free advertizing for sweat shops... im the guy that plays pole position on the highway, and scares the shit out of most passengers... yet ive been in less accidents then all of them. im NOT the guy that will EVER start a fight, im just the one to finish it. ;) im the guy that gets accused of being gay by 30% of the people that meet me, i think its because im kinda effeminate in some of my mannerisms..... im the guy thats not afraid to sit with his legs crossed and usually do. i am deffinately NOT the guy whos watching "the game" or going to "the fight" and im not the guy that is a "GUY" im the one that loves sex, but not with just anyone. im the guy that needs to do it himself, im the guy that loves working on his car, i love my car, im the guy that just opened a studio because i love music. im the guy that will tell you your music is trite and frivolous, and proceed to show you what good music is. im also the guy that will choose to stay sober over drinking budweiser products, even if they are free,
im the guy that puts cinnamon in my coffee grounds before i brew it, cause folgers tastes like crap with out it... im the guy that will brag about his penis size, and how small it is... amazingly enough, no one believes you when you have the balls to say that out loud... hahahaha. im the guy that just got so pissed off cause i had the most kick ass stream of consciousness kickin on this list, and i accidentally bumped the restart button on my computer and am retyping as much of it as i can, im the guy that gets over anger faster than it took to get me angry. (usually) :P im the guy that would love to replace all the lights in his house with candles.... i love natural lighting, i have a certain way of doing things, not because im anal, but because ive tried it many different ways already... i think a lot. and i take pride in my use of "common sense" and i take a few days to digest big news... like marry me, or we need to break up, or im moving to SF... im the guy that you can bitch to, even when the bitching is about me... hahaha im the guy that will take a trip on a whim, if i can afford it... and sometimes if i cant. im the guy that likes to shop with his girl... as long as i get to buy new things too ! im the guy that always wants another coffee, and another kiss, and i love long heartfelt embraces, when im writing to someone im enchanted with , i get this burning hot feeling in my chest. and i feel almost short of breath... and no i dont have athsma, or allergies... ;) :P i like this feeling. i used to do acid, but thats over with. ive never been a collector of porn, but i love the naked form. i think the cinematographer should get more credit in movie representation... especially in the movie "brazil"... god that movie rocked !
i love sitting in rainstorms and getting pelted with golf ball size raindrops, the only thing that makes it better is sharing it with some one you care about... i like to type "......." its like the reading version of a dramatic pause, or to let someone know your still finishing a thought. music has to be loud and encompassing so it removes you from this earth and takes you somewhere else... mmmmmmm somewhere else..... im the guy that brings a 5th to the movie theater to mix with his coke, im easily amused, but im not the guy that laughs at everything you say. you have to earn laughter. ;) im the guy that knows when hes found something special or cool, and hopes that (when in regards to a person) the same trait will be noticed in him. a favorite line from a sunnyday real estate song is "the rain was there to wash away my tears," "i wanted to be them" "but instead i destroyed myself" ive been told i dance rather well, but i dont see it... i just move to the music. *shrugs*, im the guy that when something cool happens, or i meet some one cool, i ramble on and on to all my friends about it... im the guy that will hang your picture in my room where i can see it every night. im the guy that just looked at the PALM of his hand and got a warm feeling inside... (thanks cynthia;) ) because you told me to write "i (heart) you" on it the night before, you didnt think id actually do it, did you?? im the guy that loves the feeling of clean fresh sheets after a shower, im the guy with-out the camper on a camping trip, im the guy that hears music in the air, and tries his damnedest to put it on guitar... im the guy that thinks a cute smile deserves a kiss, and a great personality deserves a friend, and both deserves me, hahahaah
im the guy that doesnt mind doing risky things, and will still eat "coco wheats" you remember that shit ?? to wake up in someones arms is bliss, but to have a night alone is great too, im the guy that comes up with the weirdest solution to a problem...but it usually works, im the guy that eats one kind of food off his plate at a time, and likes water with my meal (thanks Jen). wine is for before AND after.. haha im the type of guy that likes the type of girl who likes my type of guy to like her type of girl. im the guy that falls in love with the girl that wont fall in love til im gone, im also the type of guy that dates someone that falls in love with him to quick. yea, that sucks... unless the feeling is mutual. im the guy that wants a house boat... hahahah (i actually almost bought one 3 years ago) thats fucking crazy... i love house boats ! im the guy thats udderly blown away by honesty and forwardness, and is also completely turned on by that. im the wrinkley sarcastic old guy your sitting next to in 50 years, making fun of everything in sight (like the two muppet judges in the balcony) im the guy that has more passion towards what im interested in that anyone has been able to handle so far. im the guy that loves art. and loves it even more when it is functional, (like my latest creation, drum hardware furniture) it fucking rocks.. high hat lamps, kich drum chairs, tom tables... im the guy that wants to start running, but would like for someone to run with me. im the guy that hasnt let anyone else cut his hair in over 5 years, and hasnt combed it once in that time. if i was a gorrilla i would pick the ticks from your back. i dont think id eat them though. eeew. im the guy that has two older brothers, one of which is an optometrist in boston, and the other an "i dont know" in woodhaven,..
im the guy whos dad died over 3 years ago and that inheritance is whats paying my bills right now... why did i admit that? im the guy that loves going inside places your not supposed to, and exploring. i still like to build forts. only now they have 2 stories, and rooms and power.... hahaah, im the guy that occasionally forgets to put on his deodorant after a shower, the one that will still have sex with you on your period, and go down on you too, with a bloody smile, and laugh at the pictures that get taken of it later!, hahaha , im the guy that cares enough to pull out before i cum, im the guy that isnt afraid of saying "i love you" but will never say it unless its meant. im also the guy that likes to get drunk before sex ONLY because i know i can last long enough to bring you to orgasm FIRST, if i do. im the guy that loves going to a concert with you, but not seeing you til its over. im the guy that has hopes and dreams, and just started one... im the guy that occasionally picks his nose and puts it somewhere no one will see, ever. im the guy that wants to learn about new bands from you, and hopes we trip across some together... i like broken things... metal, glass, beats. im the guy that makes a beautiful sculpture out of junk yard shit. im the guy that used to watch his shit go ALL THE WAY down the drain, just to see how it moves. im the guy that wears thick corded corduroys 2 inches too long cause i like to cuff my pants dammit ! i like my shirts tight. and my e-mails long... emotions are a good thing... sniff*.. my sprint bill is too high, and i like big mirrors... if my ears hurt the next day, it was a great show. surrealist art is my favorite, and i like buffy the vampire slayer! its a great show ... fuck off ! *wipes eyes...* i miss that show, inhale.....
im the guy that likes to mow designs in his lawn. and swim when the pool is closed, not when its open. im the guy that needs all tools ever to be made... cause im gonna use'um, dammit! im the guy that got made fun of for going to raves in 1994 and 95 and laughs at the people that continued to go after the price went higher than $7 per party... and laughs even harder at the same people that laughed at me for going back then, that go now... im the guy that will never dig up the cookies, im NOT the guy that would jump out of my bedroom window because you wouldnt say "i love you" before we hung up.. if you didnt love me, thats your business, why should i go to the hospital over it? i love fires (bon and otherwise)and cuddling next to someone in front of them, i like getting my back so hot i cant stand it any more and then lie down face up, and let the heat eminate through me. i like marshmallows, but only when they are cooked perfectly golden brown... its an art you know. im the guy who will give you his heart, and wont ask for it back. after all why would i wanna give someone else the same heart i gave you, ill give them a different one, if they deserve it, one for them. i am matt... im the guy, period. im just the guy.
Disorder Rating
Paranoid : Low
Schizoid : Low
Schizotypal : Moderate
Antisocial : Low
Borderline : Low
Histrionic : Low
Narcissistic : Moderate
Avoidant : Low
Dependent : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive : Low
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