fish profile picture

fish

<bi could make the sun shine from pure desire</b

About Me



THE WORLD IS YOURS

my baby sister is the cutest girl ever.
my little sister is the most gorgeous girl ever.

i'm an asshole. i WILL fight you.
i might get beat the fuck up, but i don't care.

booze and videogames are my life.
without them, nothing seems to be fun anymore. prove me wrong.

"all i have in this world is my balls and my word, and i don't break them for nobody."
"Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. Balls. You got that?"

i am the catalyst.
fucked up shit will happen.
no one will believe it.

My Interests

family, close friends, daily dose of shucky (mental break), the monsters of the lovenest, talkin' like a goobadick, music, headphones, videogames, stuff to drink- alcoholic or not. communicating without words. fish, ladybugs, butterflies. stargazing, benders. buckets of love. distilled action. plotting and conspiring. cleaning out my head.
desperately trying to find oblivion at the bottom of a glass. oh, and a spooning partner. or someone to punch me in the face. repeatedly. please.

I'd like to meet:


Eddie Blackskell.

snizz.
lots of people to snipe.

Music:

  • U2, D4, Sloan, Nick Cave, Jawbreaker, Beatles, Dinosaur Jr, Built to Spill, Led Zeppelin, Buena Vista Social Club, Thievery Corporation, Rev Ho, The Mavericks, Enon, Descendents, The Chemical Brothers, Elbow, The Shins, Queers, Soundgarden, Megadeth, Take 6, Pelican, The Roots of Orchis, Murder By Death, Miranda Sound, Tiara, MM&W, QOTSA, RHCP, BRMC, KMFDM, TKK, MTX, Claude Debussy, Thelonious Monk, John Coltrane, Aretha Franklin, Patsy Cline, Danny Elfman, Brian Eno, Eminem, Elvis Costello, Amon Tobin, Mike Patton, Elliott Smith, Art Blakey, Dave Grohl, Evan Dando, i dunno, some other crap...

    • bastard pop, mash-ups, "ethnic", motown, hardcore, showtunes, electronic, ambient, trance, house, d&b (booty shakin' booty music), industrial, blarger blarger blarger, soundtracks, videogame, jingles (tv show, commercials).

    Movies:

  • O Brother, Where Art Thou? (and the dvd extras.) Scarface. Tribes 2 movies. no, really, i'm that geeky.

    • Television:

    xbox, PS2, psx, gamecube, N64, dreamcast, segas, ataris...

    Books:

    Boy's Life, Fox In Socks, Pure Drivel, Shopgirl, Lamb, Giggle, Giggle, Quack, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Siddhartha, Ender's Game, The Last Temptation of Christ, Stranger in a Strange Land, Our Band Could Be Your Life, Memoirs of a Geisha. the Xanth, Necroscope, Foundation, Sword of Truth and Harry Potter series

    Heroes:

    George! The limpwristed TAi Bo kid with a lisp! and Andy Fisher. my dad and mom. Monkeybird. disco. davie. shucky. prick. thareny. jerbs.

    My Blog

    The not-so-wedding crashers

    So I call up disco because, quite frankly, I needed him. Hes the perfect remedy for damn near anything. Anyhow, he tells me hes at work and that I could come visit with him there if I wanna, which I...
    Posted by fish on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 04:56:00 PST

    recurring topic, or conversation last night.

    everyone is a hypocrite.know what i say?who cares.shit's fucked up everywhere. know what i'm gonna do about it?nothin'.should i care? maybe. if it's not happening to someone i love or close to me in p...
    Posted by fish on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 11:14:00 PST

    music, always music.

    Claude Debussy is haunting me. there was this kid who about 2 1/2 years ago "borrowed" a good portion of cd's which reflect my favorite music (and art) period- the mid-to-late 1800's / early...
    Posted by fish on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 10:15:00 PST

    don't ever tell me i have a drinking problem...

    Dear Tide, I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! In fact, about a month ago while at home, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My husband started to berate me about my dr...
    Posted by fish on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 09:49:00 PST

    JOHNNY WINS.

    So shall it be written henceforth:And on this, the 20th day of September in the year 2005,Wolf has overtaken fish in the epic struggle over who wins.Hear me now:This is the eve of mathematical terr...
    Posted by fish on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 08:43:00 PST

    sheep.

    i like that there has been a lack of "posturing" lately. people around me seem to me more unafraid to get dirty, say what they mean and do what they want- damn the consequences. you know, say fuck it ...
    Posted by fish on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 10:56:00 PST

    catastrophies happen

    i'd been a bartender on and off for a few years. being in that position, it's easy to forget that you are sending people out into the night and their behavior may not be the same as it was inside your...
    Posted by fish on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:47:00 PST

    beauty tips!

    Hapslappy, you are a wonderful woman. Love Cow sends her love! this was too sweet to pass up, so it is a repost dedicated especially to all the women who are subscribed to and/or read this blog wi...
    Posted by fish on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    "reminiscing", or "excuse me, my emo is showing"

    (sorry Z. i DO still listen to metal and rock, i promise!)East Lansing- summer 1996. a couple friends and i would go to FBC (Flat, Black and Circular) all the stinkin' time to buy records. we were...
    Posted by fish on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    open letter to a select few friends

    it's been said quite a bit lately that things have to get worse before they get better. and it's true, but there really is beauty in the breakdown. while i sympathize, you do have some exquisite pain ...
    Posted by fish on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST