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Intelligent people seek individuals like me for friends, while the dimwitted and masochistic choose to make people like me their enemies.
I have big hair that I use to disguise my massive head that contains my larger than imaginable ego. Beans and mayonnaise freak me out. Mushrooms make me feel like I have the scurvy.
I berate people who message me about my photos and nothing else. Consider yourself forewarned.
"I happen to feel that the degree of a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting attitudes she can bring to bear on the same topic."
Lisa Alther
I love like a MARTYR.
tragic and improper
broken, yet determined
An Oklahoman by birth. A gypsy and pirate by heart. And a DETROITER by CHOICE.
I teach myself. I read. I watch. I try. Diverse of Mind. I’m mellow, high-spirited, and appreciative. Down-to-earth, logical, and realistic... but still a dreamer. Never the starved and tortured artist. Incredibly easy to amuse.Loyal, Stubborn, and Independent.
A Constant Devil's Advocate. MUTABLE. Flexible.
Tolerant, but not anyone's doormat. I never hold grudges; they burn the soul like acid.
a writer gaining focus
a student..............a teacher/ a joker.............. a thinker
an artist............. a professional/ a storyteller............ a quiet muser
a dreamer.......... a realist/ a seducer............ a lover
a builder...........a breaker/ a giver......... a taker
a protector................. a killer
THE SLY, LITTLE INSTIGATORA train of thought jumping the tracks. And just as random, halting, mellow, and wry as I am on paper.
Number one, I’m a WRITER.
With that said, I am not your editor. If you want to talk about writing, reading, etc. COOL. I LOVE that. I do not love being sent emails full of whatever the hell you write. I write full-time and am working on my first novel and help run a writing group in my spare time (not to mention my MANY other hobbies). I'm not a shallow back-patter, so more likely than not, you're not going to like what I have to say about your writing anyhow.Lover of the intellectual and thoughtful and dorky and aesthetic. Especially my math nerd. I lover him greatly. :)
Disdainful of thoughtless youth (and age), artificial highs, abject stupidity...
stifling rules meant to keep everything safe and pretty and proper ...
shallow/meaningless/too-frequent compliments...Quiet for days with whirring mind
a friend to those willing to accept the responsibility
unpredictable, enigmatic, eccentric
introspective, social, soft and hard-edged... Quiet and cautious while loquacious and daring.............
Loyal to a fault
I don't believe in vegetarianism, veganism, kick-me dogs or organized religion. If you do, that's your thing. Just realize I eat meat, I love my sheepskin rug, I like dogs bigger than rats, and I have no use for church. If that's kosher, then we're kosher.
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