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Call me Shan.
Laughter is crucial. I love doing it and making others do it as well.
However, don't make me laugh too hard. I'll likely piss myself.
My mouth is one of a sailor. Lick me, cuntmonger.
Two addictions; World of Warcraft and cigarettes.
I suck at the first and the latter just sucks.
Don't ask me what the fuck a :wumpslut: is.
If you can't make the connection, you shouldn't be talking to me.
My tolerance is non-existent for stupidity and narrow minds.
Place an animal in front of me and I soften up like a marshmallow. Mm... marshmallows...
I'm the bullet-proof vest for my friends and family.
A Ph.D. in Psychology is my pursuit.
Passive-aggressive whining is not an option.
I've been told one of my talents is breaking down mental walls. /suckapunch
Psychological "deepness" is that of a puddle so get over it.
I masturbate. Alot.
My vibrator's name is Gazzie. He knows how to raise the roof. Or clit, in this case.
Boyfriend is Derick. Girlfriend is Alicia.
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.
Drugs? Not my shindig. Well, Heineken has a special place in my heart.
I'm a retired dancer of a decade; scholarship and all.
You may catch me singing in the shower. Don't jeer. Form a duet.
My temperament has been described as explosive. I'm not one for physical abuse in a non-sexual way.
Just clear a path because I tend to throw shit. :)
You down wit' OCD? Yeh, you know me.
I enjoy potty humor thoroughly. Just don't shit on me. It's not polite.
I'm not sarcastic. Not at all.
Cheers to those who do their thing and live LIFE.
It's as if that philosophy went out with good ol' week-long plagues and parted bodies of water.