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jesha

OH NO! she's a dead end queen

About Me

Hi. Jessica. Jesha. Jess. Twenty one. Private school survivor. Born and raised in various parts of Long Island's south shore, but my parents recently defected and moved to the north shore (believe me, the constant commute's a real bitch). I love New York, but I'm currently attending college in Boston and just wrapped up a semester abroad in London, England (for the record, I'm dying for the day I can go back). I love chicks with guitars, music I can dance to, and tend to fall for assholes with gorgeous hair.

Though I'm not typically a violent person, if you act like a dick around me, I'll probably slap you (current unhappy slap-ee count: 2). Make me laugh, and I'll pretty much love you forever.

As a sidenote, I've got myself an alter ego. ♥ Know who she is, and you'll earn my respect.

My Interests

alphabetizing, dancing with myself, drama (but not that high school bullshit), the eighties, excessive worrying, giggling at ``5c3ne~!`` kids, men, music, my dog (I miss you, pup), New York City, the power of sporks, pretending to play guitar, procrastination procrastination procrastination, shameless self promotion, singing in the shower, video games, warped tour, wasting time, HaloFriendlies.net

I'd like to meet:

A walking talking spork named Bobbert. Why, have you seen him? But seriously, a boy with pretty hair would be a nice, happy surprise. As I alluded to earlier, though I might fall for you regardless, pretentious assholes need not apply.

Someone who's not afraid to lead me through the scary shit. Someone who's not ashamed to let me do the same for them. Someone who'll let me idlely play with his hair on a random Saturday night. Someone who's willing to spar with me verbally. Someone who's not going to let me win all the time. Someone who's well read. Someone who can teach me how to properly strum a guitar. Someone who loves to spoon.

Someone who insists on calling me their 'Princess', despite the fact I'd rather be referred to as a 'General'.

Please, for the love of god, don't wear girl's pants unless you have a vagina. Please.

AIM: ... I've got it. Ask for it.

If I don't know you, please message me before you add me. Contrary to popular belief, I actually do know about 90% of my friends list personally. i.e., If I don't know you, or one of my friends doesn't know you, chances are very slim that I'll add you back. Well. Okay, unless I find your message extremely entertaining or even remotely intriguing. Or you have a sexual fetish regarding sporks. By the way, that last part? So a joke. Don't message me with sexual propositions-- you will be laughed at, blocked, and then possibly even made fun of in some sort of public forum. ("Dirty Israeli"? That means you. :|)
p.s. THIS INCLUDES YOU AND YOUR CRAPPY MYSPACE BANDS! :O I WILL NOT ADD YOU. LEAVE ME ALONE.

GO THERE ------ halofriendlies.net

And while you're at it, pay a visit to my husbands --- Powerglove

Music:

the Academy Is..., Alkaline Trio, Bad Religion, Bedlight for Blue Eyes, Billy Idol, the Bouncing Souls, Boys Night Out, Brand New, Christina Aguilera, the Dance Hall Crashers, Dead Kennedys, the Distillers, Drama Rama, the Dropkick Murphys, Elliott Smith, the Eyeliners, Fall Out Boy, Feable Weiner, Funeral for a Friend, the Gin Blossoms, Ginger Sling , Good Charlotte (old school only), the Halo Friendlies , Head Automatica, HIM/HER, the Horrorpops, Kill Hannah, ima ROBOT, Jack's Mannequin, the Killers, Lo-Ball (RIP), Mindless Self Indulgence, Mest, Morningwood, the Muffs, MxPx, My Chemical Romance, NOFX, Oasis, okGO!, One Of The Loudest Tragedies Ever Heard , Outkast, PANIC! at the Disco, Powerglove, Rise Against, the Rivalry, the Sahara Hotnights, Save Ferris, the Scouts of Saint Sebastien , Sleater-Kinney, Something Corporate, theSTART, Steriogram, Straylight Run, Sugarcult, Taking Back Sunday (WITH John Nolan), Tripside, Tsunami Bomb, Tuuli, Two Day Rule, Type O Negative, the Used, Yellowcard

Movies:

28 Days Later, A Lot Like Love, American Pie, Army of Darkness, Boondock Saints, Brokeback Mountain, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, But I'm a Cheerleader, Chasing Amy, Clerks, The Craft, The Crow, Dirty Dancing, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorhands, Ever After, The Karate Kid, Kill Bill, Kung Fu Hustle, Labyrinth, The Lost Boys, May, Mean Girls, Memento, The Princess Bride, Resident Evil, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Requiem for a Dream, Saved!, Shaolin Soccer, Sin City, SLC Punk, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, X-Men

Television:

The 4400, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, CSI, Family Guy, Get Smart, Heroes, Love the 80s, I Love the 90s, Jem and the Holograms, Law and Order, Law and Order: SVU, The OC (Sigh. I don't know how that happened), Queer as Folk, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Rainbow Bright, Roswell, Sex & the City, She-Ra, The Snorks, The X-Files, Unsolved Mysteries

Books:

Harry Potter, Memoirs of a Geisha, Neverwhere, Losing It: The Virginity Myth, The Pact, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Princess Bride, The Resident Evil Series, Second Helpings, The Silver Kiss, Sloppy Firsts, To Kill a Mockingbird, Tuesdays with Morrie

be sorted @ nimbo.net

If you've read an awesome book, let me know because (as if you hadn't guessed) I'm a nerd who loves books. ♥

Heroes:

Brandon Lee, Bruce Campbell, Celes Chere, the Distillers, the Halo Friendlies , Sid Vicious, my parents

My Blog

This rest is making me restless.

I loathe these sporadic nocturnal bouts of hopelessness.It's just not going to happen for you, blue eyes.  Close your heart, pack your bags, and accept your fate.
Posted by jeshaMUFFINS on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:06:00 PST

Are you an FFVI/III nut like I am? You'll love this.

Get this video and more at MySpace.comOn a related note, who else is really really excited for the game's re-release on the Gameboy Advance? And here I thought I was spoiled by being able to bring al...
Posted by jeshaMUFFINS on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:29:00 PST

People are strange.

So. Freaking. Creepy.  And people wonder why I don't like talking to strangers.
Posted by jeshaMUFFINS on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 05:17:00 PST

I should be playing Flyff but Ad-Aware is the devil.

Boring stuff.  Please skip.1.) Where were you when the ball dropped for 2006?In my good friend Jennifer's basement, drunk as a skunk. 2.) How did you get the idea for your MySpace name?You know ...
Posted by jeshaMUFFINS on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:54:00 PST

In search of the peanut butter to my jelly: apply within

Expectations and duties are as follows:..>..>...
Posted by jeshaMUFFINS on Sun, 14 May 2006 12:19:00 PST

Advice for scene kids.

Yeah, so since it's come to my attention my profile likes to freeze up some people's internet browsers, I'm going to try and fix it by re-posting the videos I had in there before to separate blog post...
Posted by jeshaMUFFINS on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:08:00 PST

For the sake of avoiding a paper

100 Yes's or No's You are not allowed to explain anything. 1. Taken a picture naked? No. 2. Taken a shower with someone? No. 3. Made out with a member of the opposite sex? Yes. 4. Drove a car? Yes...
Posted by jeshaMUFFINS on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 02:01:00 PST

Halo Friendlies Boardies lovefest at FOB!

Great show, but I think the company is what made it really kick.  Love you chickadees.  xoxo ...
Posted by jeshaMUFFINS on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 05:06:00 PST

Boredom leads to surveys. Surveys lead to the dark side.

Feel free to fill this out yourself below... and excuse the lameness.  I hate how half of these are obvious. TURN ONS GIRLS FILL OUT THE TOP GUYS FILL OUT THE BOTTOM AND THEN POST IT UP SO WE S...
Posted by jeshaMUFFINS on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 10:46:00 PST

It's all pointless, really

I killed and skinned a muppet to make this bag.    For the record, he had an attitude problem. p.s.  You don't know what you're missing. ...
Posted by jeshaMUFFINS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST