I do photography for most of the parties that most of you have grown to know & love. But I only have ONE request: NEVER message me to hound me for pics!! WAIT until they are ready. Once they are up, I WILL post a bulletin. My pics are always worth the wait, I assure you... I DO have a life outside of the internet, as do SOME of you... and yes I say SOME... (you know who you are...)
But if you harass me for pics that I have NOT had the time to work on, then you will only piss me off. And if you bombard my inbox asking for pics then you will be DELETED. My computer is very old & just as slow, so try to be an adult & just WAIT PATIENTLY until they are ready. Okay, with THAT out of the way...
MY PHOTO ALBUMS:
http://s247.photobucket.com/albums/gg153/kraftykunt/2008
I also love creating short & random vid clips. MY VIDEO PAGE:
youtube.com/deezvids
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offending the masses, photography, offending the masses, going out with friends & getting tore up, offending the masses, terrorizing & fucking with simple heads (this planet is FULL of them),offending the masses, laughing at the less fortunate (you have to have BEEN there to earn the right to do so), offending the masses, cursing spitting & breaking wind at inappropriate times & places, and offending the masses. Did I mention offending the masses?
Don't like what I have to say? Problem with straight-shooters? Great! FUCK YOU then. :)
Time for a dumb joke, my little kunts...
A new father goes into the delivery room to see his newborn baby boy. The doctor pulls him aside and says " I have the most amazing news. Your boy can fly!"
The doctor sees the doubt in the fathers eyes so he offers a demonstration. He picks up the little boy, holds him high in the air and then lets go. The baby falls to the floor with a loud thump.
"You son of a bitch!" says the new father, ready to kill the doctor.
"Wait, something must be wrong. He flew this morning. Let me try again."
He flings the boy across the room and he slams against the wall and slides down to the floor.
"Oh my god, I am going to kill you!" says the father as he is running towards the baffeled doctor.
"No no wait, I know what I did wrong. I promise it will work this time."
He opens the window and tosses the kid out. The kid of course falls 7 stories and goes SPLAT on the sidewalk below. By this time the father is choking the doctor.
With his last breath the doctor says, "I was just messing with you. Your son was born dead!"
Aside from my love for the rude & offensive, I also enjoy messing around on Photoshop, shopping, playing my guitar, writing short stories, classic movies, cooking (Lorna can cook pretty damn good too - ask my top 4 about my omelettes, hehe) and mountain biking.
I've also written & performed standup comedy material, hosted & promoted parties in & around NYC, and co-founded an online magazine.
OKAY KIDS, BEFORE I ADD YOUR ASSES, HERE'S THE DEAL...
First & foremost, if you're easily offended, WHY ARE YOU HERE?? Stop wasting my time & move on. No "family-friendly" shit flies here. The raunchier & the more "offensive" you are, the BETTER.
If you know ANYTHING about me, then I don't have to tell you.
- If you want me to add you, MESSAGE ME FIRST AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF. I work too long & hard to play games. None of this "guess who" shit. Be straight with me. OTHERWISE NO ADD. I have enough "friends" as you can see, and I have very little time for games. So if you can't let me know who you are & where we met (if we met at all) then SAY SO. Name, place we met, SPIT IT OUT. Otherwise don't even bother. I get dozens upon dozens of friend requests daily.
Fuck the "GUESS WHO" shit. It's annoying. IDENTIFY YOURSELF.
- If you "like what you see" but you don't know me in person, then I suggest you READ MY ABOUT ME SECTION FIRST!! You should never request to add people if you don't know their whole story. (For the illiterate retards out there who don't like to READ profiles: I AM TRANSGENDER.)
- BE OVER 18. I don't give a fuck if your birthday is next week, I DO NOT add minors. Just wait the extra week then.
- RESPECT WOMEN. Otherwise kindly FUCK OFF.
- LOVE YOURSELF. LOVE YOURSELF, LOVE YOURSELF, LOVE YOURSELF.
- Love a great party. ;)
- Love MUSIC of not just one or two genres, but also understand that great music WAS around before you were born. The shit you listen to today got its influence from something yesterday.
- NEVER MAKE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT ME before getting to know me. I'm WAY smarter than you think, bookwise AND streetwise. Don't assume that you're addressing just another dumbass over here. So check the smug shit at the door. RECOGNIZE.
- Understand that even though life can sometimes be a war, it can also be a GIFT.
- Be creative. Be artistic. (A MAJOR PLUS!!)
- Be intelligent. Know how to THINK. Nobody in this
society does that anymore simply because it's not "hip" or "chic" to prove one's true intelligence. Hey, it's cooler & trendier to convince the world that Americans are nothing but a bunch of fat dumbasses. SAD!
- Be open-minded.
- Be tolerant of those different from you.
- Have the sense to realize that the "clique"
mentality is a concept best left in high school. It has no place in the adult
world.
- Love to laugh, even at yourself every so often. Having
a sense of humor is not only healthy, but also ESSENTIAL in this very UPTIGHT
society in which we live. Why people hate to laugh anyomore is beyond me. But
laughter is healthy - trust me on this!!
- Don't be afraid of your dorky side. Everybody has one.
- Don't be afraid of your crazy side either. Everybody has those too, you little kuntz... :-P~
- I DO NOT take kindly to people whom I've just met who decide to act all "cutesy & wiseass" as if we've known each other for several years... That is a major MINUS.
- No profile pic? Then unless I already know you, NO ADD.
- Drama queens, BULLSHIT ARTISTS, religious nuts or homophobes: YOU NEED NOT APPLY. Nuff said. :-P~
Okay. I wish to mention that my tastes are very diverse. In other words, there are very few genres of music that I don't like. I have different sounds for different moods.
Why limit yourself? That's boring to me.
But if you must know what I personally enjoy, then okay... I'll play along. My favorites include She Wants Revenge, Bauhaus, Cruxshadows, Depeche Mode, Morrisey, The Smiths, The Cure, Ministry, The Ramones, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, The Slits, Billy Idol, Sisters of Mercy, Funker Vogt, Pigface, KMFDM, Snog, Wumpscut, Nitzer Ebb, Covenant, Combichrist, Einsturzende Neubauten, Front 242, Skinny Puppy, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvanna, Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth - the list goes on and on...
I also love classic Rock such The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Led Zeppelin, Lou Reed. And I grew up on lots of metal including KISS, Metallica, Def Leppard, Poison, and Aerosmith. But I'm not finished.
I also love Motown, classic Funk, old jazz, and Classical music including Rimsky Korsakov, Mozart, Tchiakovsky, Ravel.
So, what DON'T I like? I DON'T particularly care for country music, I can't stand any sort of fake no-talent teenybopper MTV bullshit, and about 99% of comtemporary hip hop. (I do like Busta Rhymes) And yes I do like the old-school rap from the 80s. (RUN DMC kicked ass back then)
Like I said, why limit yourself?
The Shining, Blazing Saddles, The Jerk, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert,Ma Vie En Rose,Wigstock the Movie, Transamerica
Take it for the absurd fiction that it is. Nothing more. Nothing less. NONE of it is to be taken seriously.
Langston Hughes, Lloyd Wright, Franz Kafka, Charles Willeford, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Alix Paultiere
Think Cummings, think Albert Einstein, think Robert Crumb, think MLK, think Ghandhi. Think of anyone (alive or dead) NOT afraid to make waves in order to stand up for what they believe in; anyone NOT afraid to go AGAINST the herd.
Your Fashion Style is Urban
You've got a style all your own... and it works.
Not too trendy, not too freaky - you've got streetwear down to a science
You always look cute and put together, but keep it comfortable too
You're the type of girl that creates trends and inspires others to be funky
What's Your Fashion Style?
You're Bettie Page!
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Passion
Diamond Eyes
Mysterious
Eyes full of Pain