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The Humanoids

keeping it real since 99 NEW ALBUM COMMING SOON

About Me

Busted knuckles dragging through the splintered bones of fallen enemies, axes clash in deafening thunder as blood and beer rain down on tumultuous hordes. Pagan gods awake from eons of slumber to bludgeon the enemies of rock and roll and defecate upon their white belted corpses. The Humanoids have come to kill or cure and their leather pants bulge with the might of ten thousand Vikings. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

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Member Since: 2/13/2005
Band Website: thehumanoids.com
Band Members: Mr B (drums) Mike Demonik (guitar, vocals) Johnny Machine (lead guitar, vocals) Joey "The Ultimate" Sinn (bass, vocals)
Influences: AC/DC, Accept, early Aerosmith, GG Allin, Anthrax, At the Gates, Bad Brains, Bad Religion, Bathory, Betty Blowtorch, Brant Bjork, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, David Bowie, Bullet LaVolta, Cactus, Johnny Cash, Celtic Frost, Cinderella, Circle Jerks, The Clash, Corrosion of Conformity, Credence Clearwater Revival, Cro-Mags, Danzig, Dead Boys, The Decendants, Deep Purple, Destruction, The Dictators, Dio, The Dogs, Elf, Entombed, Rocky Ericson, Eyehategod, Fear, 45 Grave, Fu Manchu, Gluecifer, Green River, Guns and Roses, Gwar, The Hellacopters, Helmet, Janes Addiction, Jimi Hendrix, High on Fire, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Kiss, Led Zepelin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Manowar, Mastodon, MC5, The Meatmen, early Megadeth, Mercyful Fate, The Melvins, Metalica (Burton Era), Minor Threat, The Misfits, Monster Magnet, Motorhead, Municipal Waste, Nebula, New York Dolls, NWA, Only Living Witness, Overkill, Poison Idea, Iggy Pop, Public Enemy, Quicksand, Radio Birdman, Rainbow, The Ramones, The Rolling Stones, Run DMC, The Runaways, Joey Sinn, 6L6, 16, Slayer, Sonic Rendevous Band, Soundgarden, Spinal Tap The Stray Cats, The Stooges, Suicidal Tendancies, The Supersuckers, Sweet, T Rex, Tesco Vee, Thin Lizzy, Tight Bro's from Way Back When, 3 Inches of Blood, The 13th Floor Elevators, Twisted Sister, Van Halen (Roth Era) Venom, Witchcraft (First album) Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction
Sounds Like: From stonerrock.com:"And then came The Humanoids, the one band that can impregnate you with metal and coat your spine with pure titanium and teach your dog to fly straight to Venus and bring back the Sex Slaves of that fiery, unforgiving planet. "
Record Label: Imperial Phonographic Recordings
Type of Label: None

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The Humanoids Recording History

Humanoids Recording HistoryThe Humanoids - Dirty Moves/Gamma Ray Rock 7"2001 self release100 green & white, 200 b/wUnavailableThe Humanoids  Dirty Moves CD2002 IPR 001Song listing: 1) Chase the Outla...
Posted by The Humanoids on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:16:00 PST

The Humanoids Past Shows

10/30/1998 84 Kingston Street BasementBoston MAThe Misfits (The Humanoids) Rich Mackin, Duncan Wilder Johnson, Ben Jones (Paper Rad), Clay Fernald ??/??/1999 Mass ArtBoston, MAMission 120, The Humanoi...
Posted by The Humanoids on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:12:00 PST

Brothers in arms and of the stage (people we have played with)

Weedeater, Year Long Disaster, We're All Gonna Die, Lamont, Bible of the Devil, Dixie Witch, Bad Wizard, Betty Blowtorch, Throttlerod, Quintaine Americana, Mess with the Bull, Wooly Mammoth, Texas Ter...
Posted by The Humanoids on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 09:00:00 PST

copywrite

established in 1999
Posted by The Humanoids on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:57:00 PST

Recording in January

Yes, The Humanoids will be recording a new full lenght album the second week of January @ the new and improved New Aliance Studios. Marc Schiecher(Quintaine Americana, Cracktorch) will once again be b...
Posted by The Humanoids on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:26:00 PST

November tour thanks

Again it was a blast on the road. We would love to thank Roadblock and The Empty Glass, The fine folks of Grigori, Bobby's Place and The Village of Dead Roads, The Rock and Roll Hotel, Wolly Mammoth a...
Posted by The Humanoids on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:38:00 PST

Razzamanazz...

We have recorded the Nazareth song Razzamanazz for the upcoming Underdogma tribute to Nazareth. And it sounds mint. It is now in the hands of the one and only Nick Z who is gonna make it loudah.
Posted by The Humanoids on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 07:15:00 PST

May shows were a blast

A better time could not be had. Thanks to Eldemur Krimm, Ogre, Eighteen Wheels Burning, The Union Dead, Ol' Scratch, King Valley, Admiral Browning and the fine people at The Alehouse (Portland ME) Car...
Posted by The Humanoids on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:09:00 PST

Stonerrock.comp 6

Yep the boys have a song on the stonerrock.comp 6, Son's of Odin to be exact. Check it out at stonerrock.com. Dey is many fine rock numbers from the up and coming rockers from across the globe and it'...
Posted by The Humanoids on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 08:55:00 PST