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Loz

So saying, Johnny Oxford...

About Me

Ugly,possibly slightly odd, but generally harmless. I like opposite ends of the spectrum. As likely to be found listening to Morrissey as Napalm Death, George Formby as much as Whitehouse. Loves filthy depraved pornography but doesn't have sex. Likes extremely violent horror films and being kind to fluffy animals. Shy in person, loudmouth gobshite ... Hates practically everything popular. I am a vegetarian/vegan but I don't preach about it. I can re-animate the dead (OK - I lied on that last one).

My Interests

Girls

Playing/recording music (guitar, bass, electronics). My musick

Listening to insane death metal/grindcore/extreme noise music.

Morrissey/The Smiths.
My Morrissey/Smiths rarities trading site

Doctor Who.
Outpost Gallifrey

American Football (Chicago Bears supporter since the early 80s).
My game DVD trading site

Science Fiction novels, comics and other typically nerdy shit.

More girls.

I'd like to meet:

Human beings, preferrably. If not vegetables will do. As a single heterosexual male maybe even...dare I say it...girls? You know - those strange creatures with bumps in odd places? I've seen them around. As the late great Jon Pertwee once said (just before he snuffed it): "Where there's life, there's..."

(Oh - and I am more likely to accept friend requests if you actually send me a message, rather than just an anonymous Add Friend request...)

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Music:

Predominantly extreme metal (death metal, grindcore etc) and 'pure' noise (Merzbow etc) - though I'm also a massive Morrissey/Smiths fan and like a few other odd more melodic bands - just to be annoying! An edited selection: ABHORRENCE, ABSCESS , ACID REIGN, ADD N TO X, AGNOSTIC FRONT, AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED, ALABAMA THUNDERPUSSY, ANAL CUNT, ANTHRAX, ARCH ENEMY , ASPHYX , ATARI TEENAGE RIOT , ATHEIST , AT THE GATES , AUTOPSY , BABES IN TOYLAND , BAD NEWS , BASTARD NOISE , THE BEATLES , BENEDICTION , BENUMB , BIS , BLOOD DUSTER , BOLT THROWER , BOMB 20 , BONGZILLA , BOTCH , THE BREEDERS , BRUJERIA , BRUTAL TRUTH , CADAVER , CANCER , CANNIBAL CORPSE , CARCASS , CATHEDRAL , CATTLE DECAPITATION , C.C.C.C. , CEPHALIC CARNAGE , COALESCE , COBRA KILLER , CONFESSOR , CONVERGE , CRETIN , CROWBAR , CRYPTOPSY , CURSE OF THE GOLDEN VAMPIRE , CYNIC , DEAD KENNEDYS , DEATH , DECAPITATED , DEFECATION , DEICIDE , DELLAMORTE , DELTA 9 , DEMOLITION HAMMER , THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN , DIM MAK , DISCORDANCE AXIS , DISFEAR , DISHARMONIC ORCHESTRA , DISMEMBER , DISSECTING TABLE , D.O.A. , DOWN , DYING FETUS , THE DYING LIGHT , DYSTOPIA , EARTH CRISIS , EATMYFUK , EC8OR , ELECTRONIC , HANIN ELIAS , ALEC EMPIRE , NIC ENDO , ENTOMBED , EXHORDER , EXHUMED , EXODUS , EXTREME NOISE TERROR , EYEHATEGOD , FORBIDDEN , FUDGE TUNNEL , GENERAL SURGERY , GODFLESH , GORE BEYOND NECROPSY , GOREFEST , GOREGUTS , GOREROTTED , GRAVE , GREAT KAT , GRIEF , HATE ETERNAL , HATEPLOW , THE HAUNTED , HELEN LOVE , IMMOLATION , IMPALED , IMPETIGO , INVOCATOR , IRON MAIDEN , IRON MONKEY , JESU , KARMA TO BURN , KENICKIE , KHANATE , KREATOR , LAUREN LAVERNE , LAWNMOWER DETH , LE TIGRE , LOCKUP , LOLITA STORM , MACABRE , KIRSTY MACCOLL , MACHETAZO , MADBALL , MALEVOLENT CREATION , MALFORMED EARTHBORN , MARDUK , MASONNA , MASSACRE , MASTODON , MAYHEM , MEATHOOK SEED , MEDULLA NOCTE , MELT BANANA, MERZBOW , MESHUGGAH , MISTRESS , M.O.D. , MONSTROSITY , MORBID ANGEL , MORGOTH , MORRISSEY , MORTICIAN , MOTORHEAD , MUNICIPAL WASTE , MYTHRAS , NAILBOMB , NAKED CITY , NAMANAX , NAPALM DEATH , NASUM , NECROPHAGIST , NEUROSIS , NIGHTSTICK , NILE , NOCTURNUS , NOISEAR , NOISEGIRL , NUCLEAR ASSAULT , OBITUARY , O.L.D. , OPTIMUM WOUND PROFILE , ROY ORBISON , ORIGIN , PAINKILLER , PANTERA , PESTILENCE , PICA , PIG DESTROYER , PITCH SHIFTER , PROSTHETIC CUNT , PUNGENT STENCH , QUEEN , THE RAVENOUS , RE-ANIMATOR , REFUSED , REGURGITATE , REGURGITATION , RUMPELSTILTSKIN GRINDER , REPULSION , RIPPING CORPSE , ROSITA , SABBAT , SACRED REICH , SADUS , SCORN , SEPULTURA (early) , SEX PISTOLS , SHAI HULUD , SHIZUO , SHONEN KNIFE , SINISTER , SKIN CHAMBER , SLAYER , THE SMITHS , S.O.D. , SOILENT GREEN, STRAPPING YOUNG LAD , SUBLIME CADAVERIC DECOMPOSITION , SUFFOCATION , SUICIDAL TENDENCIES , TERRORIZER , TODAY IS THE DAY , TRIBES OF NEUROT , UNSANE , VADER , VIO-LENCE , VISION OF DISORDER , VOIVOD , WHITEHOUSE , XENTRIX , YELLOW MACHINEGUN , YOU'RE FIRED , JOHN ZORN

Movies:

Too many to list them all! Old school '70s-'80's horror (Dawn of the Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre etc - the originals NOT the crappy new remakes! Evil Dead and so on...), old comedy films: Laurel & Hardy , Carry On films, the Marx Brothers, etc, David Lynch Stanley Kubrick films, hardcore porn, etc

Books:

Various science fiction, horror, comedy, weird stuff: Douglas Adams, Steve Aylett, JG Ballard, Iain (M) Banks, Clive Barker, Richard Calder, Arthur C Clarke, Greg Egan, Frank Herbert, James Herbert, Stephen King, Michael Moorcock, Jeff Noon, Terry Pratchett, Robert Rankin, Neal Stephenson, etc etc. Oh, and comicbooks, from 2000AD to 'pants on the outside' US superheroics to Alan Moore etc...

Heroes:

Johnny Marr and Eddie Hitler.

My Blog

Brutal Truth

Well, just got back from the Brutal Truth show last night - a great blasting gig - thank god these guys are back together!  Stood right at the front in front of Dan Lilker - slightly surreal seei...
Posted by Loz (is away on tour) on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 12:43:00 PST

PC Fixed - hurrah!

PC World were going to charge me £70 just to look at it, so I managed to get someone local to fix my PC for £45 - apparently the main power supply had blown rather than the motherboard, so luckily I g...
Posted by Loz (is away on tour) on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:10:00 PST

PC Down - Offline for a while!

Just to let you know my PC has stopped working completely , so I wont be online for a bit (I'm currently typing this round a mates house).  So if you don't hear from me for a bit I'm not ignoring...
Posted by Loz (is away on tour) on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:18:00 PST

Some girls are bigger than others...

Ah - classic filthy innuendo - nice one George!    ...
Posted by Loz (is away on tour) on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:24:00 PST

Disordered?

  Yes, it's one of those polls shamelessly stolen from someone else's profile, but I found this one...interesting?  Worrying? Here are my results anyway - have a go yourself! How 'mad' ...
Posted by Loz (is away on tour) on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 08:27:00 PST

Have wings, will fly!

MOZTOUR A GO-GO! Well, on the Morrissey tour front I've finally managed to pursuade other people to cover my days at work, so I'll definately be doing all the English dates - hooray!  So anyone ...
Posted by Loz (is away on tour) on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:34:00 PST

Things I don't often do...

A real action packed instalment this time. What have I been up to?  Not a hell of a lot.  Had to go to hospital a couple of days ago as I was gripped by a searing pain in the guts that felt...
Posted by Loz (is away on tour) on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:52:00 PST

Diary of a Pin-up - Part 10

It's that time of year again, staggering through Bristol city centre the other day I notice the shops are full of picture calendars for 2007.  I love calendars - bloody handy for jotting down imp...
Posted by Loz (is away on tour) on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:03:00 PST

Diary of a Vagabond - Part 7

Jumping Jehosophat, I am bloody KNACKERED!  Started moving house today, which came after having worked a 12 hour shift from 7pm to 7am the night/morning before, so hardly any sleep.  D...
Posted by Loz (is away on tour) on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 12:01:00 PST

Diary of a Loser - part 2

Well - it's moving time.  My references have been accepted for my new flat, so it's time for me to start packing up all the crap I have in my current house.  Boxing, boxing, boxing!  Go...
Posted by Loz (is away on tour) on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:40:00 PST