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Krista

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a crazy, silly sort of gal that is usually two steps away from falling on my head, much like a weeble:

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[Marital Status] Single
[Shoe size] 7
[Parents still together] My mother passed away when I was 14
[Siblings] 1 sis, 2 bros
[Pets] Fancy (a white long-hair cat)
FAVORITES
[Color] blue
[Number] 7
[Animal] Monkey
[Drinks] Chai Tea, Mojitos, Wine, Orange Julius, Morgan Cokes
[Soda] Diet Coke
[Book] I have so many favorites--it'd be difficult to nail one down
[Flower] Iris
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Light brown
[Twirl your hair?] sometimes
[Have tattoos?] no
[Have Piercings?] yes
[Cheat on tests/homework?] no
[Drink/Smoke?] yes/not really
[Like roller coasters?] yes
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] sometimes
[Want more piercings?] not really
[Like cleaning?] I like a clean place but I really don't love to clean
[Write in cursive or print?] print
[Own a web cam?] nope
[Know how to drive?] of course!
[Own a cell phone?] yes
[Ever get off the damn computer?] yes
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] nope
[Considered a life of crime?] nope
[Considered being a hooker?] fantasize about it, but probably wouldn't do it
[Lied to someone?] yes
[Been in love?] yes
[Made out with JUST a friend?] yes
[Been in lust?] yes
[Used someone] no
[Been used?] probably
[Been cheated on?] yes
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] accidentally
[Stolen anything?] yes
[Held a gun] yes
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] cute fuzzy blue bath robe that Cody bought me for Christmas
[Current mood] calm
[Current taste] fashion
[What you currently smell like] Trouble by Boucheron
[Current hair] chin-length bob
[Current thing I ought to be doing] playing around outside
[Current cd in stereo] Architecture in Helsinki
[Last book you read] Lovely Bones by Alice Seebold
[Last movie you saw] There Will Be Blood
[Last thing you ate] Chinese Buffet at Fortune House
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Timmy
[Do drugs?] not right now
[Believe there is life on other planets?] skeptical
Remember your first love?] yes, of course!
[Still love him/her?] nope
[Read the newspaper?] yes, almost every day
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yes
[Believe in miracles?] yes
[Do well in school?] yes
[Wear hats] on occasion
[Hate yourself?] no
[Have an obsession?] yes-chocolate and sex!
[Collect anything?] weebles, books, CDs
[Have a best friend?] yes
[Close friends?] lots
[Like your handwriting?] yes
[Care about looks] defnitely
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] a boy in my first grade class
[First kiss] 8th grade
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] note really sure
[Do you believe in "the one?"] yes
[Are you a tease?] yes
[Too shy to make the first move?] nope, not if I like what I see...
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] yes
[Bitch/Asshole] can be if pushed
[sarcastic] mostly just zany
[Angel] I like being good to people
[Devil] but it's sometimes difficult to only use my powers for good
[Shy] nope
[Talkative] yes
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My Interests

I love doing so many things…traveling, hanging out with friends, myspacing, cooking and baking, playing dress-up, taking pictures, dancing, reading good books and watching movies, downloading music illegally, going to concerts, speaking French, adding and substracting, teasing boys, kissing, being silly, staying active, watching soccer, watching animals, biking, hiking, nature-loving, sewing, shopping, petting my pussy cat(s), and other fabulous stuff that I probably shouldn't mention on-line...

I'd like to meet:

Christian Bale, Wynne Greenwood of Tracy + The Plastics, Nicole Kidman, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Christian, Gwenoth, and Apple, Tim Burton, John Stewart, David Beckham, Lance Armstrong, Wolf Blitzer, Venus and Serena Williams, Dalai Lama, Gary Leon Ridgway, Art Bell, Sid and Marty Kroft

Music:

Gravy Train, White Magic, Band of Horses, The Unicorns, Keren Ann, Bright Eyes, Bettie Serveert, BIG AUDIO DYNAMITE ROCKIN' THE FUCKIN' WORLD, Of Montreal, Shakira, Kanye West, Wycliff Jean, Erykah Badu,Mika, Arcade Fire, Clap Your Hands, Sufjan Stevens, Goldfrapp, Califone, The Postal Service, Tracy and the Plastics, Peaches, Cat Power, Ladytron, Deathcab for Cutie, ELO, Tegan and Sara, Reindeer Section, Arab Strap, Radiohead, Cold Play, Beck, Pavement, the Scissor Sisters, Mates of State, Luna, Stars, Billy Ocean, MGMT, George Michael, Wolfmother, Babyshambles, Viva Voce, Blue October, Feist, Fountains of Wayne, Grizzly Bear, OOIOO, Hall and Oates, Moby, Prince, Modest Mouse, Iron and Wine, Queen, Led Zepplin, Red Orchestra, Journey, Reo Speedwagon,Air Supply, The Supremes, Roy Orbison, Pink Martini, Wilco, etc...etc...Lately, I've really been heavy into this band called "Architecture in Helinski". Check 'em out on my site...

Movies:

3:10 to Yuma because even bad men love their mamas! ;) The Orphanage, There Will Be Blood, Dazed and Confused (hot cars, good music, cute men from the 70s, High Tension, Motel Hell, Born Into Brothels, Turtles Can Fly, The Graduate, Lords of Dogtown, Belle de Jour, Anna Christie, Harold and Maud, Rushmore, the Exorcist, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, American Psycho, Water Babies, Baseketball, House of Sand and Fog, Maria Full of Grace, The Tin Drum, Jean Du Florette, Manon of the Spring, Shaun of the Dead, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Motorcyle Diaries, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Sabrina, The Triplets of Belleville, Smokey and the Bandit, The Texas Chainsaw Masacre, The Village, The City of Lost Children, Delicatessen, Children of the Corn, Eyes Wide Shut, Clockwork Orange, The Virgin Suicides, Bridget Jone's Diary, Dawn of the Dead, I Am Sam, Office Space, Matchstick Men, American Beauty, Donnie Darko, House of 1000 Corpses, Moulin Rouge, Cold Mountain, The Stepford Wives, Big Fish,Mystic River, Fargo, Finding Nemo, the Incredibles, Raising Arizona, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Nacho Libre and many, many more...

Television:

Austin City Limits (PBS ROCKS!), ShowZen, Cold Case Files, The Best Week Ever, The Daily Show, the Surreal Life, Family Guy, South Park, old re-runs of Bewitched and the Twilight Zone and almost anything featured on E!

Books:

Atlas Shrugged, French Women Don't Get Fat, Memoirs of a Geisha, Geek Love, Women-Charles Bukowski, The Passionate Eye-Suzanne Vega, Angela's Ashes and 'Tis- Frank McCourt, Lake Wobegon Days-Garrison Keillor, How to Heal the Hurt by Hating-Anita Liberty, Notes from a Small Island-Bill Bryson, The Girls Guide to Hunting and Fishing-Melissa Bank, Wasted-Marya Hornbacher, Their Eyes Were Watching God-Zora Neale Hurston , Succulent Wild Woman-Sark, Lovely Bones by Alice Seebold, Three Cups of Tea by Greg Mortenson, Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini

Heroes:

My dad. Also, midgets are my heroes, too. How do they do it? And, of course, who could forget Slimey the Worm?CHECK OUT CODY'S WEBSITE. HE'S MY HERO, TOO!http://math.ndsu.nodak.edu/students/manitsch/

My Blog

Trimming the fat...

It’s fun and exciting to imagine all of the wonderfully crazy things I could accomplish each and every evening if I let myself.  In fact, I’ve spent many days and nights turning chick...
Posted by Krista on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:48:00 PST

Things I like doing and things Id like to do...

I like sniffing perfume ads in girly mags.  I once got a papercut on my face from doing that. I would like to stomp on potato chips on a dance floor in high heels.  Doesn’t that sound ...
Posted by Krista on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:02:00 PST

Krista"isms"

Here are some of my favorite words: chicken boobies = chicken breasts (got that one from my sis--thanks Kari!) lusky= lucky+lusty  (thanks Codster for inspiring that word!) headbrain = the head a...
Posted by Krista on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 03:04:00 PST

Monster Love

I wonder if a monster and a lover could be in love... I wonder if a lover and a monster could be in love? I wonder if a monster lover could be in love... I wonder if a lover monster could be in love?...
Posted by Krista on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:56:00 PST

SHOCKING!

Does anyone know how I can possibly avoid getting my ass shocked when I bike under the power lines on the bridge near Rose Creek?   (And don't you dare tell me to stop biking around that are...
Posted by Krista on Fri, 11 May 2007 02:03:00 PST

SAP ATTACK

For those of you who love the great outdoors, I'm sure you have noticed that, every once in a while, drizzle falls from the trees when it's clearly not raining.  At first, when I was out on my wa...
Posted by Krista on Fri, 11 May 2007 01:37:00 PST

Jelly Bellies Mystery

My dad just called me to let me know that, when he visited my brother in Chicago last weekend, he toured the Jelly Belly Factory.  He said that there is a Jelly Belly Flavor called, "Booger".&nbs...
Posted by Krista on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:19:00 PST