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xClit Eastwoodx

The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed.

About Me

. (i love) . Heidi . Heather . Myself .
hi
my name is Theresa.
i make art every single day.
i support local artists with ASAG.
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my favoritessst:

pie.
naps.
Jesus.
books.
sewing.
history.
knitting.
zombies.
traveling.
polaroids.
straight edge.
friends & family.

drugs, drinking, cigarettes & promiscuous sex = ass clowns.
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Dot. 2003-2007

My Interests

I LOVE:
•Cuddling of the Nude Variety
•Flimmaking
•Jesus
•Photography
• jones soda (vote for me!)
• jones soda (vote for dot!)
•Gold Feva Wings
• The Fatsquad
•Stuffed Animals
•Philosophy
•History
•Reading
•Fried Beancurd
•Hair Cuts/Dye
•Straight Edge Lifestyle
•Tattoos
•Knitting
•Shirly Temples
•Vinyls
•Sewing
•Making Dreams Reality

I'd like to meet:

•NOT YOUR BAND.
•Toby Huss.
•Albert Speers.
•Stephen Colbert.
• Stella .
•Non-douchebags.
•Self-Proclaimed dorks.

Music:

TUNES:
•LUCILLE BOGAN
•COVERED IN BEES
•The Andrews Sisters
•The Cramps
•Circle Takes the Square
•Rilo Kiley
•Interpol
•The Specials
•The Clash
•Pedro the Lion
•From Autumn to Ashes
•The Misfits
•Five Iron Frenzy
•Buddy Holly and The Crickets
•Hot Club in Cowtown
•Weezer
•Echo and The Bunnymen
•Billie Holiday
•Bobby Darin
•New Order
•and a crap load more...

Movies:

MY MOVIES:
•3 Minutes
•The Truth In The Lies
•The Friend
•Sammy
•The Search for God
•The Outfitting of the Empire
•Why Cut
•Richard Brunelle: painter, cartoonist, superhero
•Projections of the Mind
•Tea's Tale
•Backwards
•On Wings of Gold: a gold feva wing obession
•Bear Skin
•Life In Motion: Life Fast Forwarded
•Unchangeable
•the Mac Movie
and a few other short films...
OTHER PEOPLE'S MOVIES:
•Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
•American Psycho
•The Day The Earth Stood Still
•Star Wars
•Evil Dead
•Heavenly Creatures
•Two Mules For Sister Sara
•28 Days Later
•Gone With the Wind
and a brazillion more...

Television:

CARTOONS
•Harvey Birdman Attroney at Law
•The Venture Bros.
•The Oblongs
•Mission Hill
•The Family Guy
•The Critic
•Cowboy Bebop
•Ren & Stimpy
•Spongebob Squarepants
NOT CARTOONS
•The Office
•Seinfeld
•Strangers With Candy
•LOST
•The Colbert Report
•The Adventures of Pete and Pete
•Good Eats
•STELLA
•Kids in the Hall
•Mythbusters
•Upright Citizens Brigade

Books:

AUTHORS I'M A SUCKER FOR:
•Stephen King rocks my world!
•John Eldredge
•Max Lucado
•Phillip K. Dick
BOOKS:
•The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger
•The Dark Tower: Drawing of the Three
•The Dark Tower: The Wastelands
•The Dark Tower: Wizard and Glass
•The Dark Tower: Wolves of the Calla
•The Dark Tower: Song of Susannah
•The Dark Tower: The Dark Tower
•A Travel Guide to Heaven
•The Giving Tree
•Swallow
•History of Breasts
•A Love Worth Giving
•Inklings of God
•Catcher in the Rye
•Swan Song
•Dr. Seuss ANYTHING!
•Never Tease a Weasel
• The Dark Tower comics
•Army of Darkness comics
•Hero Bear & the Kid comics
•We3 comics

Heroes:



and...
•Rick Berry
•Phil Hale
•Micheal Wheltan
•Dr. William Phaff
•Theresa Schmitt
•Chris Myott
•Bettie Page
•Joe Strummer
•P.T. Anderson
•The Brothers Chaps
•The Brothers Wachowski
•Spencer Tunick
•Gregory Crewdson
•Alex Ross
•Anyone who loves their enemies as themselves

My Blog

POLAROID SHOW

You can submit from all around the world, so do it! Lord knows I am!http://www.polaroidshow.com/...
Posted by xClit Eastwoodx on Fri, 30 May 2008 01:21:00 PST

Cat Ladies

I stole this from Erin.It's quite creepy and hilarious.behold: CAT LADIES!http://catladies.tumblr.com/page/1...
Posted by xClit Eastwoodx on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:28:00 PST

Wanna Hear Something Funny?

I just served 641 bottles of beer to about 150 raging alcoholic Armenians at a wedding tonight.Now, for those who don't know, during WWI, the Turks tired to wipe them out with a massive Holocaust know...
Posted by xClit Eastwoodx on Sun, 25 May 2008 09:04:00 PST

A Long Time Coming

But I finally got my ass in gear.The Rest of Roll 5 and the majortiy of Roll 6:flickr for moreMore on the way SOON!...
Posted by xClit Eastwoodx on Sat, 24 May 2008 06:05:00 PST

No Time For Love Doctor Jones

The only good part of the new Indiana Jones movie is the first 25 minutes of it. Only Indie could survive a nuke by crawling into a fridge. Damn that was cool.In Russia, finger points at YOU!After tha...
Posted by xClit Eastwoodx on Fri, 23 May 2008 07:18:00 PST

Stop-Motion Polaroid Film

These guys got my heart.ahh-mazin. ...
Posted by xClit Eastwoodx on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:54:00 PST

Colorful and Swollen

it's so beautiful... and very painful.and it's not even done. you can't even begin to imagine how amazing it's gonna look all done, cause I can't! no sir, it's not possible.(p.s. check out the SEXY bl...
Posted by xClit Eastwoodx on Fri, 16 May 2008 03:25:00 PST

Color Me Happy

I got part of my color ink done.it feels like the needle is still in me.come by and bring me soup, cupcakes and/or cookies tomorrow. I need a back massage too--any takers?...
Posted by xClit Eastwoodx on Thu, 15 May 2008 09:49:00 PST

Saatchi Gallery Online

are you an artist who is trying to get a show and network with other artists? then look no further!every artist should really have a profile there. it's not just for photography!see my pageit's easy a...
Posted by xClit Eastwoodx on Fri, 09 May 2008 08:33:00 PST

No Photos Today

only words.I can't begin to go into how awful everything feels at the moment. I want life to be back to some kind of able-to-handle-this-much-stress-level, but it's not and I'm getting utterly steam-r...
Posted by xClit Eastwoodx on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:50:00 PST