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About Me

Real Americans Fail Geography.
Come Out Fighting.
Wanna know more about your friendly neighborhood R.C.? Feel free to IM her at RC 5th x 6th or email her at [email protected]!
Also:
"Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb ass."
"You could learn Sanskrit! Bitches love Sanskrit."
"I grow old... I grow old... I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled." -- T.S. Eliot, 'The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock'
"There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount."
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -- George W. Bush
"You're upset with me for not believing in God. So, basically, you're telling me you're pissed that I don't believe in the invisible man in the sky." -- me
"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children." -- George Bernard Shaw
robots make wishes, too.
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Vocabulary: 100% Does Your English Cut the Mustard?

My Interests

Writing.
Acting.
Dancing.
Modeling.
Graphic Design.
Reading.
Languages.
Movies.
Music.
Driving.
Long walks (no, seriously).
Film making.

YOUR LIFE ISN'T INTERESTING

I'd like to meet:

I'd Like to Meet:
Emma Thompson.
Donald Sutherland.
Laura Linney.
Eddie Izzard.
Sean Biggerstaff.
Nathan Fillion.
Cate Blanchett.
Robert Downey Jr.

All the people I would like to meet are incredibly talented and I wish them the best of luck with their careers. Not that they need it.

Richard Jeni (1957 - 2007).
You were ridiculously talented and I will miss you.
Adrienne Shelly (1966 - 2006).
You inspired me every day and I can only hope to someday attain the things you did. You set the standard, and I thank you for that.

Music:

Any and all kinds.

Movies:

Citizen Kane.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
Angels in America.
V for Vendetta.
Love, Actually.
Children of Men.
Saving Private Ryan.
K-Pax.
Kill Bill.
Shaun of the Dead.
Star Wars (episodes 4, 5, and 6).
Batman Begins.
Dogma.
Peter Pan.
Serenity.
Office Space.
Lord of the Rings.
Bridget Jone's Diary.
Silence of the Lambs.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Sin City.
Forrest Gump.
Die Hard.
Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
The Full Monty.
The Emperor's New Groove.
Pulp Fiction.
Schindler's List.
American Beauty.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Hot Fuzz.
The Shining.
Apocalypse Now.
Slither.
Hook.
The Sixth Sense.
The Green Mile.
Waitress.
Spaceballs.
The Sting.
28 Days Later.
Se7en.
No Country for Old Men.
Pride & Prejudice.
Gone, Baby, Gone.
Cashback.
There Will Be Blood.
Michael Clayton.
Terminator 2: Judgment Day.
Planet Terror.
The Andromeda Strain.
The History Boys.
Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il.

Television:

Dirty Sexy Money.
The Venture Bros.
Daily Show.
Scrubs.
Firefly.
Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Colbert Report.
Heroes.
Queer as Folk.
Law and Order (SVU).
Bones.
Fresh Prince.
Family Guy.
Robot Chicken.
John Adams.
Oz.
Never Mind the Buzzcocks.

Books:

Catch-22.
Good Omens.
A Separate Peace.
A Wrinkle in Time.
A Wind in the Door.
Brave New World.
Almost Like Being in Love.
Feast of Love.
Fire From Heaven.
The Catcher in the Rye.
Amadeus.
The Immoralist.
Angels in America.
Without You: A Memoir.

Heroes:

Orson Welles.
John Candy.

My Blog

This may not be fair...

But please get out of my town. Sincerely,me.
Posted by R.adio C.ontrol on Mon, 12 May 2008 03:38:00 PST

The Centipede Ninjas Strike!!

This morning, I ventured into no man's land my basement in order to let my dog into the yard.R.C.: Okay, Yuki, now you're going to stick by me this time if something happens, right?YUKI: Of course.R.C...
Posted by R.adio C.ontrol on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:35:00 PST

There are Centipede Ninjas in my House.

Thursday night, I went into my basement in order to let my dog, Yuki into the backyard (it's the easiest route). On the wall by the door was the biggest centipede I've ever seen in my entire life. And...
Posted by R.adio C.ontrol on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 06:25:00 PST

Paranoia will destroy ya.

It's spring! The birds are chirping, the trees are blooming, daffodils and crocuses are shooting up --AND CENTIPEDES ARE COMING OUT OF THEIR INCUBATION PERIOD.Anyone who knows me understands that I wi...
Posted by R.adio C.ontrol on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:40:00 PST

Hitmen for Hire.

So, the new guy my mother was dating -- who seemed like a winner -- turned out to be a lying douchebag.Mom: Maybe it’s me. I think after all this time, it must be me. Me: It’s definitely n...
Posted by R.adio C.ontrol on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:34:00 PST

Aneurysm?

So, I cracked my neck last night, right behind my ear, and it’s killing me. My mother seems to think I’ve pinched a nerve. I think that it’s a blood clot waiting to explode in my bra...
Posted by R.adio C.ontrol on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:36:00 PST

TATTOO! (For real, this time.)

What better way to NOT write an essay (which I did end up doing, by the way) than to sketch out your soon-to-be tattoo?After two years of deliberation, I decided to get (not the Bat symbol) a stylized...
Posted by R.adio C.ontrol on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:05:00 PST

I am a general Plague area.

Stuff always happens when I’m too sick to celebrate properly. In the course of two days, I’ve contracted a wicked cold, as well as land myself in the Pi Lambda Theta honor society and get ...
Posted by R.adio C.ontrol on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:26:00 PST

The To-Do List for 2008

New Year’s Resolution: Finish something. A novel, a screenplay (especially a screenplay -- if/when the WGA stops picketing, I want to have something ready and polished to send out), anything. TO...
Posted by R.adio C.ontrol on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 09:13:00 PST

Looks like X-mas came early this year!

Nathan Fillion and Neil Patrick Motherfucking Harris are going to be in an internet musical directed by Joss Whedon.It’s times like these when I truly wonder if there is a God.
Posted by R.adio C.ontrol on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:45:00 PST