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breakin necks like its my job.

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About Me

Aye, Yes, I remember th' good ol' days back on th' Murder Island. One could venture to say that those were th' finest times of this old mutant's life, times when life was cheap and precious, much like gasoline. Running through th' jungles with pretty cowgirls and oil barons, fingering th' ol' katana you had in your pocket, waiting for the right time. Of Course, I was quite th' dashing gentleman in those days, a young blond blue-eyed rouge who hopped continents by biplane looking for vaginas dripping with danger and intrigue. My gelatinous brain can still fondly recall th' starless night when Barvarian Baron von Murdur tried to knife me in the back, and I pushed him into a bear trap hidden in th' underbrush outside th' Murder Island Used Book Emporium.

My Interests

climbing anything i can, trying to get an American Le Parkor started, the rest should be common sense like music and movies... writing screen plays with my friends for movies we are gonna start shootin soon i hope. oh yea, video games, halo 2, halo 1, splinter cell, most xbox live games are fun, gunbound and maple story every once in a while, free internet gaming heaven. aside from that im the average guys who likes fart jokes and deep conversations relating, but not exclusivly limited to the metaphysical and religion.

I'd like to meet:

Transient jet lag ecto mimed bison This is the haunt of roulette dares Ruse of metacarpi Caveat emptor....to all that enter here Open wrists talk back again In the wounded of its skin They'll pinprick the witness In ritual contrition The am trinity fell upon asphyxia-derailed In the rattles of... Made its way through the tracks Of a snail slouching whisper A half mass comute through umbilical blisters Spector will lurk Radar has gathered Midnight nooses from boxcar cadavers Exoskeletal junction at the railroad delayed Exoskeletal junction at the railroad delayed It's because this is Cranial bleeding Leaches train the living Cursed are they who speak its name Ruse of metacarpi Caveat emptor to all that enter here Exoskeletal junction at the railroad delayed Exoskeletal junction at the railroad delayed It's because this is Ratteling the laughter Hinges splintering inside Bludgeoned to a saddle Rang the cloister bell inside inside inside Exoskeletal junction at the railroad delayed Exoskeletal junction at the railroad delayed it's because this is

Music:

APC, Tool, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Reel Big Fish, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Sublime, Mudvayne, They Might Be Giants, Green Day, Authority Zero, 311,MC chris, Deltron 3030, Sonafield, Sweet, Daft Punk, Offspring, Optimus Rhyme, and thats just for starters.... depends on what day ya catch me on.

Movies:

movies = life, i love zombie movies so much, westerns rock, action blood guts explosions holds my attention, comedy is awsome if it is actually funny, drama isnt so much my thing but i think i can deal with some, horror movies arn't scary (they count as comedy to me) theres a list of movies but i dont feel like listin um, eternal sunshine on the spotless mind is an incredible film by an awsome director, if your really that intrested in me you can always ask ;)

Books:

my reading concsists of webcomics, and so i offer unto you the list of webcomics!

Heroes:

Romero, George A Romero

My Blog

the top 10 gaming personalities

this is from one of my favorite places woosel.com This Decahedron is for the Top 10 online gamer personalities. You'll notice that this Top 10 has no pictures; that is because there wo...
Posted by breakin necks like its my job. on Fri, 12 May 2006 10:24:00 PST

as for the name change to Cerpin

the mars volta released an album entitled De-loused in the comatorium and as i think more and more about it life in a coma is intresting, if your as intrested as i there was a storybook written to doc...
Posted by breakin necks like its my job. on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 12:10:00 PST

things that mean the day is offically over

alrighty, me and Grady have been working on this, i figured i should post it for everyones reading pleasure, and feel free to add any other things that mean the day is offically over, that anything el...
Posted by breakin necks like its my job. on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 11:40:00 PST

late night antics...... I guess.....

4:38, still awake.  I'm bored of the internet and just about eveyone on it at the moment.  Its amazing but I think im done enjoying the internet.  Life is boring, every day is boring, e...
Posted by breakin necks like its my job. on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 01:43:00 PST

a blog about shitheads

i cant stand um, videogamers who play online you know um, chances are you are one of them. the people that call you a fag for winning and a fag for loosing you cant be not gay, even talking about sex...
Posted by breakin necks like its my job. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST