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Fat Batman!

Ruining your day like a steel-toed kick in the taint since 1985.

About Me

I made my myspace layout using Pimp-My-Profile.com

I'm 21, 5'10", brown hair/eyes, a father, a son, a (sort of)sailor, a lover, and a drummer. That's all that really matters...
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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: doo doo brown
Hair Color:: see above
Height:: 5'10"
Favorite Color:: blue, black
Screen Name:: dartagnan0079
Favorite Band:: SLIPKNOT
Favorite Movie:: Forrest Gump
Favorite Show:: Dragonball Z
Your Car:: '99 Ford Taurus station wagon
Your Hometown:: Greensboro NC, bitches
Your Present Town:: Augusta, GA
Your Crushes First Name:: dont technically have a crush
Your Grade:: i graduated years ago
Your Style:: my own
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: yes
Kissed someone in the rain?: dunno
Danced in a public place?: yes, badly
Smiled for no reason?: yes
Laughed so hard you cried?: yes
Peed your pants after age 8?: not sober, no
Written a song?: many
Sang to someone for no reason?: yes, a couple of people actually
Performed on a stage?: hellz yeah
Talked to someone you don't know?: almost every day
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: perhaps
Made out in a theatre?: yes
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: no
Been in love?: absolutely
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: Angie :-)
Tell you, I love you?: Angie :-)
Kiss you?: my mom
Hug you?: see above
Tell you BYE?: Angie :-)
Write you a note?: not sure
Take your photo?: myself
Call your cell phone?: Angie :-)
Buy you something?: myself
Go with you to the movies?: my brother
Sing to you?: Angie :-)
Write a poem about you?: not sure
Text message you?: Angie :-)
Touch you?: myself haha not like that though
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: earlier
Time you cried?: its been a while
Movie you watched?: Saw III
Joke you told?: that same old one about Helen Keller
Song you've sang?: Broken Home by Papa Roach (laugh if you must)
Time you've looked at the clock?: just now
Drink you've had?: water
Number you've dialed?: my parents' house
Book you've read?: Memoirs of a Geisha
Food you've eaten?: bacon and eggs
Flavor of gum chewed?: spearmint
Shoes you've worn?: black DC's
Store you've been in?: gas station
Thing you've said?: "bye" to Angie :-)
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: no way
Whistle?: yes, but not as good as Angie :-)
Blow a bubble?: yes
Roll your tounge in a circle?: yes
Cross your eyes?: no
Touch your tounge to your nose?: yes
Dance?: sweet fancy Moses, no
Gleek?: what?
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: i work 3rd shift
Speak a different language?: used to speak spanish
Impersonate someone?: not very well
Prank call people?: who can't?
Make a card pyramid?: no
Cook anything?: eggs
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: Oscar Mayer wiener, everyone wold be in love with me
I wish ...: i wasn't so far away
So many people don't know that ...: i just farted
I am ...: everything, and I am nothing...
My heart is ...: a world away
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My Interests

music, my son, drawing, and the like

I'd like to meet:

Anyone, as long as they're not racist or anti-semitist or anything like that.

Music:

Slipknot, old Mudvayne, Coal Chamber, Pantera, old Hatebreed, old Metallica, Slayer, Those Who've Yet To Fall (:-P), MATCHBOOK ROMANCE, Lamb of God, Snapcase, Fear Factory, old Sepultura, DevilDriver, Ektomorf (Hungary!), Mnemic, Soilwork, Meshuggah, In Flames, Rammstein, old Orgy, Marilyn Manson, Dave Matthews Band, STP, 311, RHCP, Nailbomb, It Dies Today, A Life Once Lost, old 18 Visions, Bleeding Through, Poison The Well, old Korn, Dry Kill Logic, old Otep, Cradle of Filth, Thursday, Tool, Bury Your Dead, Premonitions of War, Martyr A.D. (R.I.P.), Godsmack (don't laugh...), old Limp Bizkit (hey, at least I'm willing to admit it...), Evergreen Terrace, 36 CRAZYFISTS, Killswitch Engage, Blood Has Been Shed, Walls of Jericho, Shadows Fall, Cannibal Corpse, Skinless, Chimaira, Abuse, Dying Fetus, Cryptopsy, blah blah blah.... I'll remember more later.. width="425" height="350" ..PROGENIES OF THE GREAT APOCALYPSE

Movies:

anything with Johnny Depp in it... especially Edward Scissorhands and Sleepy Hollow; anything with Robin Williams in it; American History X, Philadelphia, Pirates of the Caribbean, X2, LOTR (all of them), Rocky Horror... shit like that.

Television:

Dragonball Z, Gundam anything, Boondocks, Family Guy, South Park, TLC, Discovery Channel, FOX News, etc...

Books:


Mr. Freeze

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Heroes:

Angie. I respect her and everything she's done with herself more than anything in the world.

My Blog

shamrocks and shenanigans

i just got off work....going to NY with mom in a few days, so that's pretty cool.  maybe I can actually get some new pictures on here....other than that, i'm going the fuck to sleep...
Posted by MasterDisaster on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:43:00 PST

tattoo numero cinco

just got it done yesterday.  it's cool, i love it, and it bled like a MOTHERFUCKER.  i'll post a pic, if I can ever find what I did with the goddamn thing...
Posted by MasterDisaster on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:32:00 PST

i need to go to bed, but I'm up doing these

The Ultimate SurveyFirsts............best friend? Robert Osbournekiss? lydiaconcert? LAMB OF GOD, MOTHERFUCKERlove? true one? angievacation? god, i dont rememberHave you ever.........kissed somone of ...
Posted by MasterDisaster on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:20:00 PST

80 things you might not know aboot me

80 Things You Might Not Know About Me Whats your middle name?I have two...How big is your bed?twin?What are you listening to right now?Posion the WellWhat are the last 4 digits in your cellphone numbe...
Posted by MasterDisaster on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:52:00 PST

Dr. Nutsack, Ph. D

Birthday's coming soon... Goin home next weekend, gonna party with the family.  Not much going on here, just work.  Oh, and being broke.  You should give me money.  Lots of it.&nbs...
Posted by MasterDisaster on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:38:00 PST

scrotumazing

I'm off again to the wundeful land of Evans, South Carolina to volunteer for the DEFY kiddies.  Drugs are bad, m'kay?  Got the day off (once DEFY is done), its Friday, got no plans.  Pr...
Posted by MasterDisaster on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:29:00 PST

Tattoo .3

Ooooh, it still hurts.  I just got back from getting it done like 5 minutes ago.  But it looks awesome...
Posted by MasterDisaster on Wed, 17 May 2006 04:30:00 PST

fuuuuuuuck

It totally still feels like Monday.  I have a headache....I wanna go home and get me a car, dammit.  Mostly, though, I just want to go home.  I miss people.  And Angie (but I get t...
Posted by MasterDisaster on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 04:49:00 PST

peanut butthole and jelly

It's March here in GA, and I'm already sweating my balls off.  I can't wait till August, so I can fight off mosquitos the size of chihuahuas!  HOT DAMN!  It's Saturday, I'm bored... how...
Posted by MasterDisaster on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 02:52:00 PST

retardiness

Herro, all.  I just fkew into Pensacola this morning, and I won't be getting my laptop for a few weeks.  Therefore, it may be some time before I'm able to respond to anyone... gawd, I love b...
Posted by MasterDisaster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST