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Madam Popoffs Vintage Emporium

I look pretty young, but im just backdated - yeah !!

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VISIT MY SHOP - MADAM POPOFFS VINTAGE EMPORIUM - CLICK SAUCY LADY ABOVE TO GO THERE example of goodies available NOW I lOve photography, dancing, music, singing, dressing up and scareing the general public, Art (mainly modern).would love to have a funky model for my shop, but living in the kent ghetto theres no chance so might have a few shots of botox and go for it myself.
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You are 100% vintage hoarder!

You are a hard core hoarder and your family will need a dumpster to clean out after you are gone. You're my kind of person! Way to go!

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I'd like to meet:




Gosh, theres tonnes of people id love to meet. The first would be my soul mate - although as i get older im slowly losing hope in meeting mr Right. I guess i need to get out more but its quite hard being a single mum and single handedly running a business. Id love to meet George Micheal - as id love to go to soho with him and hang out in Old compton street, doing a spot of lunch at looking at all the cute gay guys together. Im such a fag hag at times, and can be really camp! Id love to hang with Tracy Emin as she looks like fun and doesnt give a shit, plus i lived in margate for a few, hell ridden years so we would have a common bond. I would also love to meet Chris Pontius and Steve O from wildboyz with wee man as they are fookin nutters - my type of fellas. I might even do a bit of jackassing along with them!I would love to meet Vivienne Westwood as she is an inspiration to me. Also wouldnt turn down having a pint with Russell Brand and Noel galagher- the Swines. also would love to go through Pete Burns wardrobe as well as Kate Moss as she has one HELL of a vinties dream wardrobe and this is one guy id also LURVE to meet lol ..tr> Your Drag Queen Name Is:

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Drag Queen Name Generator ..table>

Music:


Wanna play with my Dinkle ???

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I love most types of music - my fave song at the mo is young folk - on profile, although i love anything i can shake my tail feather too . I also love - Blondie, The who, Garbage, Public Enemy, Jamaroquai, Green Day, Stevie Wonder, Old Skool Micheal Jackson, Coldplay, 50 cent, Justin Timberlake, Snoop, Dr dre, Duran Duran, Sex Pistols, The ramones, The New York Dolls, Motown, Northern Soul, Massive Attack, Prince, Salt n Pepa, Wham, George Micheal, Chas n dave, yeah yeah yeahs, Primal Scream, White Stripes, peter bjohn and John, funky House, Rn B and the list goes on and on and on ...I alsolove South Parks - Terrance and Philips song - Uncle Fucker... true genius lol....

Movies:

i love True Romance, i guess its because its such a kooky love story, plus i think Christian Slater rocks in it, plus Alabamas trailer Trash outfits are FAB! I also love Barberella - what a film! the story, photography, the script and outfits, just everything does it for me - tres cool. Plus the Borat film is hilarious - totally woo woo wah wah wee. I also ADORE old Audrey Hepburn Movies - especially Funny face and Roman Holiday - proof a gal doesnt have to get her baps out to be a goddess and the Givency costumes are to DIE for. I also love all the movies that Edith Head designed for , just for the pure eye candy of stunning clothes
You Are Miss Piggy
A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.
You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way.
Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift! The Muppet Personality Test

Television:

i just love sex and the city - i so miss this programme.
i also love Wildboyz and Jackass as the guys are total loons (as well as having the chance to perve over Johnny Knoxville - man, that guy is HOT). Party Boy (chris Pontius) is the bollocks and always makes me laugh.....I also love Americas Next Top Model and also The Swan where women have shite loads of surgery and totally transform themselves - although sometimes they end up looking like total freeeeks lol Oh - and Big Brothers Big Mouth - only because Russell has the ability to make me crack up. I also love re runs of 70s sitcoms - especially George and Mildred and Fawlty towers - Mildred and Sybil rock lol as does Nerys Hughes in the Liver birds and also i Love Margot from the Good Life. Check out how FAB Mildred was...
You Are Cookie Monster
Misunderstood as a primal monster, you're a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth.
You are usually feeling: Hungry. Cookies are preferred, but you'll eat anything if cookies aren't around.
You are famous for: Your slightly crazy eyes and usual way of speaking
How you life your life: In the moment. "Me want COOKIE!" The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

Books:

I mainly prefer vintage fashion books, but i do have tonnes of books - from art to make up to fashion to antique and collectable price books.I also read POP, Vogue and Another magazine. Also partial to willy mags (man porn)which i get from a local market then i like to cut out the readers husbands and leave the pics on toilet doors to give ladies a bit of eye candy whilst shaking their lettuce. although i dont think the word "candy" is applicable in most cases unless old mens wrinkled grey bits are your thing *shudder*lol

Heroes:

madam popoff rocks!!And i want to marry Johnny Knoxville !!!
You Are 40% Lady
You tend to make up your rules of etiquette, throwing all conventions aside.
And while you try to be a lady (sometimes), your behavior is often quite shocking. Are You A Lady?

My Blog

save jackassworld.com

hi guysNot too sure if you know about Jackassworld.com but its a great website run by the cast and crew of Jackass/wildboyz where you can watch all the episodes of jackass and wildboyz, plus they have...
Posted by Madam Popoffs Vintage Emporium on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:56:00 PST

Debness

Wow - im so lucky to have such good friends!! After having split with Tim, i felt soo low, but over the last 4 days ive had sooo much support from my freinds that i feel really good about myself and a...
Posted by Madam Popoffs Vintage Emporium on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:15:00 PST

men and bitches

Grrrrr - i am in such a cack mood. What the fuck is up with some people? , i seem to be surrounded by complete muppets! The weekend again turned out weird. Went to a friends "coming outta jail" drink ...
Posted by Madam Popoffs Vintage Emporium on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:05:00 PST

sexual lips lol

Well, here i am sporting a new pair of lips and man, did it hurt !! I had to have a local anesthetic for my top lip when they done it, and as im kinda immune from it i had to have 8 injections of anes...
Posted by Madam Popoffs Vintage Emporium on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 01:05:00 PST

bring on the new!!

Whoop whoop - im having my lips done next week and i cant wait!! Im goin to london to have restylane and perlane injected in the top lip to erase the old smoker lines and also into the marionette line...
Posted by Madam Popoffs Vintage Emporium on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 02:02:00 PST

WANKER!!!

wELL, I HAVE GOT SERIOUS RAGE SO THOUGHT I MIGHT TRY AND VENT MY ANGER OUT ON HERE!! To set the scene - I have a 9 year old son who i have brought up single handedly since birth....... So, yesterday e...
Posted by Madam Popoffs Vintage Emporium on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 03:48:00 PST

real or fake??

Okey dokey... feeling down as been single for toooo fucking long and thinking about having a lil tweak done here and there for a bit of confidence. I know that it wont change my life for the better bu...
Posted by Madam Popoffs Vintage Emporium on Sat, 26 May 2007 02:58:00 PST

More old cakka to read about me

Bored as hell - More crap to show who i am 001. What is Your Name? Debster002. How old are you? Old enough to know batter than waste time on these here surveys003. What is the link to your website, bl...
Posted by Madam Popoffs Vintage Emporium on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 02:10:00 PST

More crap survey s

--> -->Oso Unique Surveyby *Osobossy* 001. What is Your Name? Deb002. How old are you? 34003. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace? Random Questions004. Do you have a secret no one know...
Posted by Madam Popoffs Vintage Emporium on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:56:00 PST