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Siobhan

I wanna make a supersonic man out of you!

About Me

Hmmm, let's see. I like to think I'm pretty easy to get along with, but if you don't think so, bite me. See? Isn't that easy to get along with? I love to read, listen to music, you know, the usual. I'm a city girl stuck in the sticks. I love to learn. I'm married and I have two babies, but I will never buy a minivan or a SUV. God help me, we bought a minivan. But at least I stocked it with some cool music. All the other mommies listen to the Wiggles, I listen to the Stones and David Bowie. Take that, suburbia! I can never describe myself.Wow, that last line looks like it deserves to be in a deodorant commercial.I have diverse tastes in literature, music and films, and I cannot abide snobs who classify people according to the way they dress or what they listen to, read, or watch. Everyone's different.I am a "qualified" makeup artist, but right now I am the dreaded SAHM. Don't worry, I promise not to run you down with my stroller. Or to shriek, "Won't somebody please think of the children?" Unless I don't like you. Then I will run you down with my stroller and stomp your fingers with my chucks.Myspace Backgrounds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is not racist, sexist, or ignorant. However, if you want to add me as a friend so you can tell me about your great work at home opportunities, please don't click that friend button! If you want to add me to your friends list because I seem somewhat sane, then please, feel free.

Music:

Etta James, Tito Puente, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, The Kooks, Chemical Brothers, Morrisey, Gwen Stefani, No Doubt, The Donnas, Ella Fitzgerald, Duran Duran, AC/DC, Bjork, Zero 7, The Smiths, 80's hair bands, Sergio Mendes and Brasil '66, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Who, U2, Dandy Warhols, Franz Ferdinand, The Pixies, Daft Punk, Air, Dinah Washington, Queen, Goldfrapp, Wolfmother, The Darkness, The White Stripes, Scissor Sisters, Amy Winehouse, Metric

Movies:

Once Around, The Birds, Pecker, any Tim Burton movie, Vertigo, Love Actually, Sixteen Candles, Lost in Translation, The Virgin Suicides, Pretty in Pink, Ringu, Y Mama Tambien, Amelie, Dirty Pretty Things, Elephant, Donnie Darko, Casino Royale, pretty much any James Bond movie, Brokeback Mountain, Croupier

Television:

Six Feet Under, CSI, CSI: Miami, Law & Order SVU, America's Next Top Model (my guilty pleasure), Heroes, Supernatural (another guilty pleasure), Heroes, Supernanny, Nanny 911 (re: the last two - after taking care of my kids I like to see how bad other people's kids are - muahahaha!)

Books:

All Is Vanity, Lullaby, Invisible Monster, Choke, Fight Club, Mirror Mirror, Seduction of Water, any Jane Green book, Porno, Trainspotting, Acid House, High-Rise, American Psycho, Less Than Zero, Lolita, Light on Snow

Heroes:

Guitar Hero, dude.

My Blog

Mommies, mommies, everywhere

You know, one thing that never fails to make me livid are people assuming that being a stay at home mom is easy.  It's a job, just like yours, mine just allows me to do it in my pyjamas.  I ...
Posted by Siobhan on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:29:00 PST

I'm alive! Alive, I say!

God, I just realized, I never updated my blog after the post of great whinging, but yes, I am alive!  My parents are here, so I have been super busy "enjoying" their visit.  If you find this...
Posted by Siobhan on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:02:00 PST

I feel so old....

Christ, I don't know what's wrong with me but for the last two days I have been hurting.  I wrenched my knee doing something boring (probably trying to scale the baby gate) and my whole body hurt...
Posted by Siobhan on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 07:00:00 PST

Happy birthday to me!

Well, so far, so good.  Marc gave me a Christopher Moore book and my parents told me they sent me some money, so that's good.  Marc made me a caramel cake with brown sugar icing that he has ...
Posted by Siobhan on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:26:00 PST

In Ottawa, once again

I'm bored.
Posted by Siobhan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST