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///Cassette Pets///

///CASSETTE PETS ARE HERE FOR YOU TO STROKE ///

About Me

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__________________________________ ///Once upon a time there was only vinyl in the world. Then waaaaallllllaaaaAA a miracle happened! Someone or something had the amazing idea of putting kilometres of brown ribbon in a bit of plastic. The world changed. We were born. And we want to make you dance. We want to dance with you and if you be nice we might let you stroke us. That's we MAY allow.Cassette Pets are a DJ duo with nice boobs ('hahahaha...Taylor, you're foul mouthed,' says Gemma) and dirty hearts. Cassette Pets are Gemma and Taylor. They are very fond of peroxide. They want to play for you. Don't be shy. xxxxx ///

My Interests

Supping fresh cows juice, eating bon bons, stalking Brian Molko to get a glimpse of the big bald spot he colours in with shoe polish.
Making Action Man doll have bum sex with the Justin Timberlake doll. It's hot.
I HEART CRISPS
And Nesquik.

I'd like to meet:

Gemma wants to meet: He-Man, Skeletor, Thundercats with Jazzy Jeff embarking ooowan adventures with Alice In Wonderland.
Taylor wants to meet: Don Johnson, Tuxedo Mask, Michael Hutchence.
///PEOPLE WHO WANT TO SWEAT & MELT/// & OF COURSE THE FOLK WHO WANT BOOK US///

Music:

We play King, Klaxons, Ray Parker Jnr, Diana Ross, Madonna, Motley Crue, The Presets, Shy Child, The Fratellis, Soulwax, Hadouken!, Deaf Stereo, Spankrock, Damn Arms, Sisters of Mercy, KLF, SPK, Salt'n'Pepa, Beyonce...

We run (like small gazelles) the gamut between spazzdance and schmindie, from industrial to teeth-grinding lektro racket, down the pop lane and swerve into oncoming traffic on the highway of rawk.
////Yo'll just have to come to our adventures to fill in the gaps.////

Movies:

Only the ones we star in...

Books:

The Magic Far-away Tree, Famous Five, Less Than Zero, Tiger Eyes, the one Taylor has been working on for about a million years but is now finished!

Heroes:

Gemma's heroes is Skeletor and Viktor&Rolf.

Taylor's heroes are Jem and the Holograms, her now dead cat and few people she won't name for fear of reprisal.

My Blog

WHAT DO I KNOW?????

I have always wondered about my brain and general worldliness, especially when I get really sloshed and realise I can't spell any of those tricky words with 'i' and 'e' next to each other. It always ...
Posted by ///Cassette Pets/// on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:14:00 PST

DAZED AND SLIGHTLY MORE DAZED

Errrrgh. What a fucking start to the new year then. Thanks to getting well and truly sconed in the head at a party just before Xmas, I now feel like my head is gonna f-ing explode, so it's off to th...
Posted by ///Cassette Pets/// on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:54:00 PST

CASSETTE PETS GET NAME-CHECKED ON RADIO 1

Yeah, apparently, and this is what someone has told me - the Pets got dropped into linkage on JK&Joel's show when they were yabbering about Lil' Chris, with the acknowledgement that CP "were awesome!"...
Posted by ///Cassette Pets/// on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:58:00 PST

GIGS, TAXIS, METAL AND TIRED

Ooooh, LONG week. God, I am so tired I can barely move. My head feels like some giant coconut attached with string to my neck. Floppy and heavy. Am meant to be going to a gig tonight but seriously...
Posted by ///Cassette Pets/// on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:05:00 PST

HOUSE OF WOLVES

It's such a bleak fucking day, you know when you look out the window and things just seem so grey that it turns things two-dimensional.  Flattened to the season.  Not that I am going to be a...
Posted by ///Cassette Pets/// on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:15:00 PST

BABY WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT

Sashayed my butt on down to the Proud Galleries last night with my new matey Lauren The Rock Princess in the name of getting fucked in honour of Yourcodenameis:Milo and their happy cohorts. The main ...
Posted by ///Cassette Pets/// on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:55:00 PST

BLAH BLAH BLAH ONCE MORE. LAP IT.

Another day, another gory. My wrists hurt and I don't know why, and it's NOTHING disgusting. So there, you perverts!I've been running about like a headless chook - had to dash into town last night t...
Posted by ///Cassette Pets/// on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 05:11:00 PST

ROUGH ROUND THE EDGES

oOOOH, it's all pain in my tummy and head thanks to some fairly serious drinking action last night. Went up to Barfly to check out The Rank Deluxe who put on a fantastically shambolic show - mics sta...
Posted by ///Cassette Pets/// on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:17:00 PST

DON'T DRINK 'N' DRIVE DECKS

Urrrrrgh, last night was VERY messy, like too many beers messy. Staggering around like a trollop - I have bruises all over my legs and mysteriously two cuts. Bang, there goes another set of tights.....
Posted by ///Cassette Pets/// on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 06:24:00 PST

--------Ducks in the Garden, LFW, Splurrrrting up guts --------------

Hanging out the washing in the garden, splurrrting up my guts, by the constant frantic coughing, UNtil ... the shock stystem kicked in, then the spazzisms halted, I thought my next door neighbour had ...
Posted by ///Cassette Pets/// on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:44:00 PST