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About Me

(FORREST GUMP VOICE) MOMMA WOULD'NT LET ME HAVE A SKATEBOARD WHEN I WAS A KID, (SO WE BUILT THEM)OUR BICYCLES FLEW OVER RAMPS AND NOT MADE FOR APPLICATIONS AS SUCH DIED A HORRIBLE DEATH.THANKS EVIL!!!!!!1979 AUSTIN TEXAS;SKATEBOARD PARKS AND 1/2 PIPES ;BMX TRACKS AND RAMPS IN MY YARD.YOU NAME IT I DESTROYED IT.BACKSTAGE PASS FOR MUSIC,MOTORCYCLE SHOPS AND EQUIPMENT(DEALERS COST RULES!!!!)TO FELONY MOTORCYCLING(WAYNE FUCKING RHAINY) SHOW ROOM FLOORS AND TEMPLE PARTY DRAGS.I KNOW EVERY CURVY ROAD IN TOWN AND TRAIN EVERY DAY...HOW LONG COULD YOU LIVE ON A GSX-R 1000?IVE GOT A FEW YEARS ON THAT AND IN THE DITCH.NO ONE CAN REBUILD A NINJA 900 MOTOR(1984-85) FASTER THAN ME AND ILL WAGER ON THAT!!!!and thats all i got to say about that..DON COOL MOTORPSYCHO Terrorist from the seca 400 to the fj600 years of terror.(BIG BORE KIT DREAMS THAT NEVER CAME TRUE)"No sir thats not my license plate". ON INTO the painfull times of the NINJA 900. Is there anybody out there who can strip down a 900 ninja faster, AND rebuild the motor in a day?NO.!.Then I got A 2002 gsx-r 1000 lost my license, and 179 mph became a parole violation, but what do you expect from someone who was breastfed skateboards and Bmx?In the future i see a 200mphrecord if NOTHING ELSE A ALL OUT FELONY TOUR IN THE LATE 07 WILL MAKE ME THE NUMBER ONE TRAFFIC VIOLATOR IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXASSTAY TUNED AND READ ABOUT IT IN THE AUSTIN CHRONICLE WHERE ONCE AGAIN THAT HOMO EDITOR LEE NICHOLES TRIES TO SLANDER MY NAME(IM GONNA GIVE THAT PUNK AN EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!Did i mention:I SHOOK UDOS HAND AND THATS AS GAY FREINDLY AS I CAN GET)INSIDE LANE OUTSIDE LANE YOU WILL BE SMOKED. BORN IN UPSTATE NY, MOVED TO TEXAS( FORREST GUMP VOICE,"JUST LIKE DAVEY CROCKETT")AND GREW UP AT THE PUNK AND METAL SHOWS AT THE SKATEPARK AND HALF PIPES, THE WOODS WHERE WE BUILT BMX JUMPS(SOME WITH FIRE)IVE COOKED PROFESSIONALLY SINCE I WAS A KID ,A FEW MOTORCYCLE SHOPS,PLUMING,AND ELECTRICAL,BLAH BLAH BLAH I DIDNT GET ANY DEGREE AND THEN WORK AT TGI FRIDAYS OR BENNIGANS( AND IF THATS YOU I BET MOM AND DAD ARE PISSED YOU WASTED THEIR $$$$$$$!!!!!!!)BUT I TRY AND ACQUIRE AS MANY TRADES AS POSSIBLE AND IF YOU READ THIS AND YOUR "THE THIRD DEGREE " WAITRESS SOMEPLACE READ THE PART ABOUT LEARNING AS MANY TRADES AS POSSIBLE.IM HERE TO HELP!!! ..

My Interests

MOTORCYCLES (HIGH SPEED FELONY MACHINES),SKATEBOARDING, BMX,MACHINE SHOP TOYS (LIKE AT MR.POLLARDS HOUSE),TALKING LOTS OF SHIT,HISTORY,DEATH&DESTRUCTION,ENGINES THAT SCREAM, GUITARS, SURFING AND DROWNING , BEING FAST....MAYBE LEGALIZING MYSELF ONE OF THESE DAYS.

I'd like to meet:

MY FUTURE WIFE.......................OR FUTURE X WIFE................NEVER HAD EITHER ONE SO TAKE YOUR PICK.YOU COULD BE THE FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'M ALSO A CLOSET LESBIAN DON'T TELL NOBODY!!............................OLD LONG LOST FRIENDS,SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO SPONSOR A TEXAS's #1 HABITUAL TRAFFIC VIOLATOR FOR A WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT IF A OLD INDIAN CAN SQUEEZE OUT 2001 M.P.H. A TWEAKED STOCK GSX-R1000 SHOULD BE REALLY FUN!!!SORRY BUT IF YOUR GAY FRIENDLY ,A JESUS FREAK ,A TREEHUGGER W/HAIRY TOES, IM NOT SOMEONE YOU WANNA TALK TO ,NO WEBPAGE DESIGNERS GET A REAL JOB!!! just because you play guitar or have a band means little im from AUSTIN TEXAS everybody & thier mom is in a band !my brother can kill that shit !!!just because you like some of the bands i do, or worse sound like em makes no way w/ me if you were'nt in the pit or you sound like expect NO LOVE I got all the guitar players I need!!

Music:

IF YOUR NOT ON HERE YOU WON'T GET ON HERE NO MORE BAND REQUESTS!!THE GREATFULL DEAD PHISH,SUCK!!IM BURNT OUT ON ZEP I KNOW YOU DRUMMERS LOVE THAT SHIT LISTEN TO DAVE WAIL ON SOME SLAYER OR LISTEN TO SOME ANTHRAX!!!(BUT DUDE YOU GOT A PURSE!!!)SATCH, IRON MAIDEN ACCEPT,ANTHRAX,BLACK FLAG ,BIG BOYS ,ALICE COOPER ,DIO, DEAD KENNEDYS,DEVO ,FEAR ,FUGAZI, MEATMEN, THE FACTION ,SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, CIRCLE JERKS ,MISFITS ,MOTORHEAD ,SLAYER ,MERCIFUL FATE,RASCALS,X, MEGADETH ,RAMONES,CLASH, X, YNGWIE, PLASMATICS, LIFE OF AGONY, AGONY COLOUMN, PANTERA, JUDAS PRIEST, FRAMPTON, SABBATH, METAL CHURCH, AL GREEN, WASP, VINNIE MOORE, PAPA CHUBBY, STEVIE RAY FUCKING VAUGHN, ZZ TOP, ALICE'N CHAINS, OINGO BOINGO,JIM CROCE,HARRY CHAPIN,CAT STEVENS ALL THE OLD TERRORIST MUSIC! OZZY, KISS, TRIUMPH, KING DAIMOND, DOA, STRAY CATS, BLASTERS ERIC JOHNSON,three dog night,CRUCIFIX,D.O.A,J.F.A.,THE OFFENDERS,NIG HEIST,MARCHING PLAGUE

Movies:

Horror flicks, EVIL DEAD, TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2(FAMILY FAVE,THANKS BILL!!), GLADIATOR, BRAVEHEART, MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL, JOE DIRT, ANIMAL HOUSE, SLAPSHOT, JAY AND SILENT BOB, THE BUDDY HOLLY STORY, THE CROW, KING OF NEW YORK, THE EXORCIST UNCUT, THE WARRIORS, HELL RAISER 1&2, team america, natural born killers, monty python and the meaning of life, apocalypse now, SPAWN, ME MYSELF AND IRENE, CHEECH AND CHONG, FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS.SHAKES THE CLOWN,DEATHRACE 2000 THE ORIGINAL "ROLLERBALL"DOGTOWN AND Z BOYS,ROAD RAGE 1,2

Television:

CSI, PEN AND TELLER, FREE FOR ALL, ROBOT CHICKEN!!!(POLLO ROBOT)SOUTH PARK,WHATEVER I PUT IN MY DVD PLAYER LOTS OF SATCH TO EASE THE PAIN OF THE LED ZEPPLIN DRUMMERS W/ THE PINK FLOYD SING ALONG DIE DIE YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!

Books:

"I JUST DON'T FUCKING GET THIS SHIT!!! "GlobalSurfers Comment : Haha, that funny!ROBERT LUDLUM, FREDRICK FORSYTHE, DAVID MORRELL, JOHN JAKES, STEVEN KING, NELSON DE'MILLE, LOTS OF HISTORY STUFF, TOM CLANCY, LUIS LAMOUR, MAX BRAND,ROBERT R MC CAMMON,PETER STRAUB,CLIVE BARKER,LOTS OF HISTORICAL CRAP,CLYMER BOOK FOR THE 1984-85 NINJA 900(WELL READ AND COVERED IN OIL!!)BIBLE,SATANIC BIBLE,BOOK OF MORONS(oops mormons)

Heroes:

IT STARTED OUT W/ BIKES BUT MOM AND DAD ARE NOT GONNA BUY YOU A NEW ONE EVER WEEK CAUSE YOU BROKE IT IN HALF.SO SKATEBOARDS CAME IN CAUSE MOM WOULDN'T LET US HAVE ONE ....... I DONT WORRY ABOUT DROWNING WHEN I GET DRAGGED OR WASHING MACHINED... THE BIKES STARTED THIS ,THE SUPER BIKE WILL PROBABLY WRAP UP THE SHOW AFTER THE HIGH SPEED GOAL.....MR EVIL KNEVEL, JOE SATRIANI, VINNIE MOORE, YNGWIE MALMSTEEN,MIKIE MANTLE, OSCAR THE GROUCH,RANDAL CUNNINGHAM,V. SATAN CHRIS GATES,TIM KERR, BILLY ZOOM, JOHN DOE, TONY AND MICKY FROM THE OFFENDERS, MOE LARRY CURLY & SHEMP! STACY PERALTA,JAY ADAMS,OLIVER NORTH,ROSS PEROT,ROMMEL,COLIN POWELL,SAM ADAMS,MAD ANTHONY WAYNE, WAYNE RAINEY,KENNY ROBERTS, EDDIE LAWSON, V. ROSSI,POP YOSHIMURA,TEAM ROBERTS,VANCE AND HINES(EVEN THOUGH THEY RACE CRAP NOW INSTEAD OF YAMAHAS)LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO SCOTT RUSSELL ONCE HE LEFT MUZZY KAWASAKI..THANKS H.D.!!! YOU SUCK NO MATTER HOW MUCH METRIC STUFF YOU PUT ON THERE(SORRY ART YOU KNOW WHERE THE POWER IS AND IT NEVER WAS IN THAT DUCK BILL REAR FENDER ELIMINATOR!!!!!GIXER RULES!!!!!!!!!!YOU NEVER BEAT ME ON THAT BIKE ,DIDN'T I SMOKE YOU ON 2222 ON A FJ600 W/BENT FORK TUBES, I BLEW THE MOTOR STILL TOOK YOU AWHILE TO SHOW UP ON THE V-MAX!!!! TRASH CAN MORGAN.HARRY LEARY ,STUMPING STU THOMSON,MOOSE WATSON,BOB HARO.BUFFY AND R.L.OSBORNE.............. MR.TURBO POP YOSHIMURA

My Blog

NOT FAST ENOUGH

ANOTHER WEEK PRETTY MUCH KILLED..DID THE INSURANCE FOR THE GIXER SHOW? ALRIGHT SOME TAGS..STILL WAITIN .I DID GET SOME HATE MAIL FROM THE DPS..THEY WANT $$&n...
Posted by DON COOL on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 02:16:00 PST

REBIRTH OF THE FELONY MOTORCYCLE

I GOT TO THANK ERICHOLE FOR SHOWING UP AND HELPING OUT A FRIEND! THE FELONY MOTORCYCLE HAS BEEN LIBERATED FROM HIDING. ERIC SHOWED UP FOR SOME SU...
Posted by DON COOL on Mon, 26 May 2008 06:42:00 PST

MISSING MY SHRINK

WHEN I WENT HOME AND SAW THE DAMN MESS IN MOM'S I WAS DEVASTATED MORE SO WHEN I REALIZED MY 6 YEAR OLD SHRINK WAS GONE. SEEMS ADARK CLOUD SETTED OVER THE PLACE EVEN L.C. LOST HER PEP. I G...
Posted by DON COOL on Sat, 17 May 2008 06:52:00 PST

ARIZONA EXODUS AND THE LAST PAROLE WAR

WELL SINCE I HAVE COMPUTER AND NO INTERNET, I GOT MUSIC AND A TALE. LAST HEARD I WAS IN ARIZONA AND AT FIRST IT WAS GOOD TO BE W/ MY LOST BROTHER ARTHOLE,A GARAGE W/ A LOAD OF MARSHALL STACKS, A...
Posted by DON COOL on Sun, 11 May 2008 03:16:00 PST

DOWNTIME FOR DON

Don is back in custody, the boy just cannot control himself when it comes to anything with an engine....This is his brother Matt here just letting everyone know that Don will be hemmed up for a while....
Posted by DON COOL on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:27:00 PST

DISCLAIMER

IN 2005 I WENT DOWN TO COSTA RICA TO JOIN MY FRIENDS AARON AND NATHON TO KICK UP THE HOSTEL THAT HIS DAD BYRON STARTED TO GET YET ANOTHER SON OUT OF TEXAS.. I CAN RECALL ALOT OF BYRON&rsqu...
Posted by DON COOL on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:10:00 PST

"IT’S THE SAME DREAM NATHON ,JUST FURTHER DOWN THE STREET"

THINGS FALL SLOWLY INTO PLAN ONCE AGAIN ,THE WAITING ,EVEN TOM PETTY KNOWS IS THE HARDEST PART. WAITING FOR THE HOLOFLASH ON THE SG TO DRY...WAITING FOR THAT NEW YEAR AND THE LIBERATION OF THE GSX-R ...
Posted by DON COOL on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:29:00 PST

FRUSTRATION AND THINGS YA CANT FIX

SADLY NO MATTER HOW MANY TOOLS YA GOT YOU'LL FIND YOUR LACKING ANYTHING TO FIX SOMETHINGS , OR WORSE SOME PEOPLE. I CAN PUT UP A TRAMPOLINE FOR THE KID GETS HOME FROM SCHOOL AND VARIOUS OTHER SHIT ; ...
Posted by DON COOL on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:00:00 PST

TO BANDS AND SKATEBOARDERS

BANDS:CHANCES ARE IF I DONT ALREADY LISTEN TO YOUR BAND AND KNOW YOU,I COULD REALLY CARE LESS...(DO YA GET IT NOW?).IF YOUR A DOUBLE KICK TAIL SKATEBOARDER AND INTO THAT WUSSY RODNEY MULLEN SHIT...
Posted by DON COOL on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:38:00 PST

AUSTIN CHRONICLE LETTER REPERCUSIONS pt.2

AUSTIN CHRONICLE LETTER REPERCUSIONSWELL FOR THE NEXT WEEK IT'S DON COOL THIS ,DON COOL THAT AND THE WEEK FOLLOWING.UNLESS YOU READ PART ONE OF THIS YOU WON'T HAVE A CLUE. SHORT BACK STORY. GUY WRITE...
Posted by DON COOL on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 06:45:00 PST