Stace in Space

I'm the kind of person that gives my kids Hostess donuts with low fat organic milk. I used to be a church secretary. I know! I've partied at the Playboy Mansion. I know! I have taken in the homeless (as in 4 cats and 2 dogs) thus far, but I don't like to give dollars to the two-legged variety. I once knocked a guy out cold while I was crowd surfing at Southpark Meadows (RIP), but now that its been turned into a shopping center, that's where I buy the Hostess donuts and lowfat organic milk. I've had 2 c-sections and didn't need no stinkin' pain medicine afterwards, but don't get me started on paper cuts!My hubby is awesome and makes me laugh everyday (this is damn important and a good piece of relationship advice: if your significant other is neither fun nor funny, drop em!)My friends are incredible and closer than family. If I ever need an organ transplant, I know who to call, except if it's a liver I need, I'll put Scott's name at the end of the list.