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danielle

I am here for Friends

About Me

"It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham."
-Woody Allen (Bananas, 1971)

My Interests

soon i'll be married to this guy. sorry fellas.

Books:

upside down, eduardo galeano
voices of time, eduardo galeano
open veins of latin america, eduardo galeano
henry and june, anais nin
the american way of death (revisited), jessica mitford
hunger's brides, paul anderson
memoirs of my melancholy whores, gabriel garcia marquez
why did i ever, mary robinson
che guevara, jon lee anderson
shalimar the clown, salman rushdie
the master and margarita, mikhail bulgakov
three fallen women, amy guth
mexico, earl shorris
the ancestor's tale, richard dawkins
the red queen, matt ridley
mutants, armand leroi
the art of seduction, robert greene
a song of ice and fire (series), george r.r. martin

Heroes:

from left to right: hitchens, dennett, dawkins, harris. dangerous men!

My Blog

sexy slugs

No one describes love making quite like Olivia Judson:"Exhibit C: the European giant garden slug. To prepare for a tryst, two slugs sit together on a tree branch and secrete mucus for about an hourpr...
Posted by danielle on Fri, 16 May 2008 02:09:00 PST

beauty on the outside

...is my new blog (still under construction) dedicated to exterior maintenance. This is totally superficial. If you want the brainy stuff, go to my other blog.beauty: beautyontheoutside.wordpress.comb...
Posted by danielle on Tue, 13 May 2008 12:44:00 PST

daniellenichols.wordpress.com

For more of the same... this is my "blog" where I write about things that interest me, or repost information and/or articles pertinent to whatever I'm hooked on at any given moment.(For when you just ...
Posted by danielle on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:41:00 PST

the skinny on obama (with sources)

Barack Obama: The People’s President? What is Barack Obama saying that is upsetting so many politicians in Washinton? He’s telling the American people that professional politician...
Posted by danielle on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:08:00 PST

Yumm sauce Recepie

Mad Genius Divines Yumm Sauce Recepie (after some hard work in the kitchen)You will need:food processor1/2 cup almonds (chopped or slivered works good)1/3 cup garbanzo beans1/4 cup soybeans1/2 cup can...
Posted by danielle on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 06:33:00 PST

Meyers-Briggs Personality Type

INTJ - "Mastermind". Introverted intellectual with a preference for finding certainty. A builder of systems and the applier of theoretical models. 2.1% of total population. Free Jung Personal...
Posted by danielle on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:19:00 PST

Hungarian Cuisine

hungarian food is really quite delicious. i recommend george lang's cookbook, "cuisine of hungary". what's great about it is that paprika is used in most everything. paprika! i had thought it only goo...
Posted by danielle on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:14:00 PST

bosnian

i'm standing behind the cash register, waiting for the next customer to approach. he walks towards me, with an intent look on his face and asks, "do you happen to be Bosnian?" and in the brief paus...
Posted by danielle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

two sacks

to me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. that way, if anybody says, "hey can you give me a hand," you can say, "sorry, got these sacks."
Posted by danielle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST