Everything would be so much easier if everyone realized how ridiculous they are and how important they are not.
Nothing's sadder than the fat kid eating lunch by himself in the cafeteria. (from CollegeHumor )
Eating, Sleeping, Listening, Talking, Jumping, Laughing Spinning, Looking, Wishing, Touching, Cooking, Playing, Writing, Reading, Drinking, Working, Flying, Traveling, Texting, Helping, Watching, and the Red Sox. Oh and gravy
Whoever came up with this
Montey Python, Garden State, Eternal Sunshine, Big Fish, V for Vendetta, Sin City, Empire Records, Fight Club, Say Anything, Donnie Darko, Rushmore, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Kill Bill, Mullholland Drive, Roadhouse, Cool Hand Luke, Clockwork Orange, Top Secret, American Beauty, Fear and Loathing, Memento, Closer, Casablanca, Almost Famous, Beautiful Girls, The Princess Bride etc.
Arrested Development, Scrubs, Lost, Battlestar Galactica, Freaks and Geeks, History Channel, Food Network, Travel Channel, Discovery Channel, TLC, True crime stuff, etc.
Klosterman, Palahniuk, David Foster Wallace, Rick Bragg, Nick Hornby, Dave Eggers, History shit, etc.
My Dad, Stan Lee, David Lee Roth, Frank Thomas, & everyone else who puts up with my nonsense.