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Nick Nunziata

I'm not here to understand myself!

About Me

Born in the Bronx. Evacuated. Eventually shoved to the suburbs of Atlanta. Took a while but it eventually held. Horrible student. Hard worker. Did the waiting thing for five years, did the corporate thing for another four. Started a movie website. Now it's pretty stout and I have what is either a budding film career or the creative equivalent of being eaten by Cthulhu. Either way I win. Jack of all trades, master of only about 30 or 40 of them. I'd prefer to let my actions speak for me. Fuck, I have no actions right now. Call back later.

My Interests

A whole lot. As you'd expect from CHUD.com and its various periphery most of it revolves around film and literature and the digital realm but don't count out baseball and whisky.

I'd like to meet:

They spelled meat wrong.

Music:

Stuff that doesn't have people sounding all sad and shit. Right now the stuff that gets heavy rotation is Particle, Medeski Martin & Wood, Aimee Mann, Mastodon, and Scratch Track. Of course, I have to recommend PKG, The Lucky Nightsticks, and The Killing Swarm because they're my bands. Oh, and we're better than you give us credit for being.

Movies:

Grizzly Park, baby. Coming to theaters in 2007. MEG, coming to theaters in 2008. Also on the horizon: 11 Colonels ATTACK!, PAIN, Runoff, and a few other sons of bitches.

Television:

Television is ok.

Books:

Loads. Decent recent stuff: Strangers' Gate, Chameleon, When Gravity Fails, Absolute Friends. Keep an eye out for Steve Alten's The Shell Game.

Heroes:

Mega Astronaut. The Incredibly Warm. Punchy Chestmuscles. Nuclear Chris.

My Blog

Where's Jude Law's Ballbag When You Need It?

Originally entered on Nationspunched.I can't go ten minutes without some jerk trying to show me a paparazzi photo of Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears or Jessica Tandy in a limo with their pussy hanging...
Posted by Nick Nunziata on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:02:00 PST

The Fountain

Last night, I moderated a Q&A screening of The Fountain at Atlanta with writer/director Darren  Aronofsky and I was pleased and surprised to see how willingly most of the audience was to fall...
Posted by Nick Nunziata on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:09:00 PST

Silent No More

You warned me and still I didn't listen. We ran two negative reviews on CHUD.com and still I didn't listen. There was just no way Christophe Gans could make a movie with a budget about a creepy game t...
Posted by Nick Nunziata on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 08:20:00 PST

Mary Miller = WHORE

Who the heck went out and made Mary Miller the poster child for SPAM? I get about five to ten "Mary Miller" SPAM emails a week and that's just the ones my myriad blockers allow to sneak past their fra...
Posted by Nick Nunziata on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 08:18:00 PST

August 10, 2006 - Attack of the Homos!

I'm just gonna toss up one of these bastards up here every few days of the week, see if it sticks. MySpace tests my patience every day with its horribly slow servers and weird interface but on the out...
Posted by Nick Nunziata on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 09:58:00 PST

August 3, 2006 - Mola Ram for Governer

I'm just gonna toss up one of these bastards up here every day of the week, see if it sticks. MySpace tests my patience every day with its horribly slow servers and weird interface but on the outside ...
Posted by Nick Nunziata on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 05:09:00 PST

August 2, 2006 - Leather for Rent!

I'm just gonna toss up one of these bastards up here every day of the week, see if it sticks. MySpace tests my patience every day with its horribly slow servers and weird interface but on the outside ...
Posted by Nick Nunziata on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:46:00 PST

August 1, 2006 - Who Needs A Magician When You Have HIV?

I'm just gonna toss up one of these bastards up here every day of the week, see if it sticks. MySpace tests my patience every day with its horribly slow servers and weird interface but on the outside ...
Posted by Nick Nunziata on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:30:00 PST

July 29, 2006: Dedicated to Pooyan

I'm just gonna toss up one of these bastards up here every day of the week, see if it sticks. MySpace tests my patience every day with its horribly slow servers and weird interface but on the outside ...
Posted by Nick Nunziata on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 09:23:00 PST

July 28, 2006

I'm just gonna toss up one of these bastards up here every day of the week, see if it sticks. MySpace tests my patience every day with its horribly slow servers and weird interface but on the outside ...
Posted by Nick Nunziata on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 09:24:00 PST