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Last night we watched the DaVinci Code and right when the big plot twist is revealed Katey turned to

About Me

.... it's all "about me". ;)
READ THIS BEFORE YOU REQUEST TO ADD ME!!!!!:
..1. BANDS- if I don't know you or you aren't a local Iowa band, I probably won't add you unless you are similar to stuff I like. I definitely won't if you don't send me a message first. Please take into consideration that I think emo blows.
..2. COMMENT HAPPY PEOPLE- Don't waste your time leaving me comments that are huge flyers advertising your bands show, or movie/sound clips. I have dial-up at home and you crash me, you thoughtless bastards. Funny drunk pictures of resaonable size are permitted because I need humility occasionally.
Having a conversation on comments annoys the snot out of me as well. I won't participate. Sorry.
..3. COAT-TAILERS- I haven't been in that band for 7 years. Being on my list does not make you cool. I probably don't like any of the same music as you do and we probably have nothing in common. If I am suspicious of this I will deny you. I am an old rocker fart now.
Deal.
Show me a receipt from buying an On A Pale Horse album and I will change my tune...

My Interests

All things metal- music- beer- and playing guitar for On A Pale Horse

I'd like to meet:

Ill Mitch. Robby Roadsteamer.

Music:

Kiss, SLAYER, Kyuss, Johnny Cash, Down, Sabbath, Spirit Caravan, ATP, Entombed, Taproot, Clutch, Dixie Witch, Beatles, Cathedral, Duran Duran, Burnout, Bad Religon, Kansas, Pre-Black Album Metallica, Sleep, Maiden, Orange Goblin, COC ... WAAAAY too many to name.. and way too varied to put a tag on. Check out my band .. @ On A Pale Horse - Hopefully coming to a town near you... check the tour dates section!!Corporate Punishment Records

Movies:

First of all... George Lucas is god.... then, Westerns, Anything Kevin Smith, Gladiator, Braveheart, Pre-Next Gen Star Trek, American Beauty, The Python Movies(Holy Grail, etc.), Big Lebowski, Gummo, Bringing out the Dead, O Brother Where art Thou?, again- way too much.

Television:

A&E stuff... Cold Case files, etc., Family Guy, South Park, UFC, Pride Fighting, anything with Swords or Jeans

Books:

People still read books? ;)

Heroes:

Doug Stanhope. He owns you...

My Blog

Huh??

You are all going to shit yourselves.   That is all. -j
Posted by J on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 06:48:00 PST

I am officially kicked out...

MADE YOU LOOK! Meddling gossipers. ;) If you are actually curious about this then ask me please, before contributing to more sewing circle nonsense. If you don't know what I am talking about that's a ...
Posted by J on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:48:00 PST

Spitting Venom...

People seriously... STAY OUT OF MY GRILL. My life has for some reason lately become "the talk". Let me remind you that it's none of your fucking buisness nor anyone elses what I am doing, who I am wit...
Posted by J on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:17:00 PST

To the girl...

... that flashed me in the Quicktrip parking lot last Sunday... sorry I missed it and thanks anyway.  Graham caught it though, so all wasn't lost.  You may have physically been at the J...
Posted by J on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:49:00 PST

Reached wits end...

If you aren't from Des Moines... don't even bother reading this because you won't understand... I am a musician. I play music. Unfortunately, I choose to play it here. I have an interesting ba...
Posted by J on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST