Member Since: 2/12/2005
Band Website: DIRTY NAKED GUYS WITH BONERS .COM
Band Members: JEREMY,HERMIT BY DAY GUITAR BY NIGHT; GARY,BASS/BACKING VOCALS/4 TIME GOATEE CHAMPION OF N.H.; DAVE, BREAKING DRUMS/ BREAKIN HEARTS; JAY,ANNOYING VOCALS/ANNOYING JOKES,ANNOYING THE PLANET
Influences: MURDERERS,13 TONS,G.G. ALLIN,TRAILER SLUTS, DIRTEENS,BIG MEAT HAMMER,S.S.T.,VOID,SKULL69,BAD RELIGION,THE FREEZE ,THE BRISTLES,GANG GREEN,AND THAT SOUND YOUR MOM MAKES IN BED,
jay ass bags side project ALSO THERE`S GARY AND JEREMY ASSBAGS SIDE PROJECT
Sounds Like: THE OTHER NIGHT I WAS SHAVING MY PUBES USING HAIR CLIPPERS AND I DECIDED TO LIVE ON THE WILD SIDE SO I TRIED TO CUT MY ASS HAIR WITH THE SAME CLIPPERS.
THOSE UNFORGIVING CLIPPERS .
THOSE TEETH GRABBED HOLD OF MY BALLON KNOT AND DIDNT SHOW ANY SIGNS OF LETTING GO.
AS MY HANDS LET GO OF SAID CLIPPERS AND I RAN AROUND THE BATHROOM SCREAMING IN AGONY NO THOUGHTS RAN THREW MY HEAD ,
BUT WHEN I RAN SO FAR THAT THE CORD BECAME UNPLUGED AND THIS ELECTRIC MONSTER HAD BEEN KILLED ...I THEN REALIZED" THE ASSBAGS ARE THE BEST SOUNDING BAND.........EVER!"
Record Label: looking for labels and distro
Type of Label: None