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THE ASSBAGS

DESTROYING THE WORLD ONE SHOW AT A TIME

About Me

My Angry Vagina

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Member Since: 2/12/2005
Band Website: DIRTY NAKED GUYS WITH BONERS .COM
Band Members: JEREMY,HERMIT BY DAY GUITAR BY NIGHT; GARY,BASS/BACKING VOCALS/4 TIME GOATEE CHAMPION OF N.H.; DAVE, BREAKING DRUMS/ BREAKIN HEARTS; JAY,ANNOYING VOCALS/ANNOYING JOKES,ANNOYING THE PLANET
Influences: MURDERERS,13 TONS,G.G. ALLIN,TRAILER SLUTS, DIRTEENS,BIG MEAT HAMMER,S.S.T.,VOID,SKULL69,BAD RELIGION,THE FREEZE ,THE BRISTLES,GANG GREEN,AND THAT SOUND YOUR MOM MAKES IN BED, jay ass bags side project ALSO THERE`S GARY AND JEREMY ASSBAGS SIDE PROJECT
Sounds Like: THE OTHER NIGHT I WAS SHAVING MY PUBES USING HAIR CLIPPERS AND I DECIDED TO LIVE ON THE WILD SIDE SO I TRIED TO CUT MY ASS HAIR WITH THE SAME CLIPPERS. THOSE UNFORGIVING CLIPPERS . THOSE TEETH GRABBED HOLD OF MY BALLON KNOT AND DIDNT SHOW ANY SIGNS OF LETTING GO. AS MY HANDS LET GO OF SAID CLIPPERS AND I RAN AROUND THE BATHROOM SCREAMING IN AGONY NO THOUGHTS RAN THREW MY HEAD , BUT WHEN I RAN SO FAR THAT THE CORD BECAME UNPLUGED AND THIS ELECTRIC MONSTER HAD BEEN KILLED ...I THEN REALIZED" THE ASSBAGS ARE THE BEST SOUNDING BAND.........EVER!"
Record Label: looking for labels and distro
Type of Label: None

My Blog

chocolates are not like life

with the vengance of black beard i will rein napalm on your soft skin causing great irratation        &n bsp;        &nbs...
Posted by THE ASSBAGS on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 02:57:00 PST

i get excited easily

is it now legal to molest little boys.we let the church do it we let famous people do it no one is in trouble but little boys.this point is brought up because ol` mikey was found not guilty.ill tell y...
Posted by THE ASSBAGS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

we are on jonee`s new spring single

hey ya lousey fucks we are on jonee earthquakes new spring single with the likes of the romantix,the cupcakes,les skalopes,armed to the teeth,and its fuckin cool so buy one at jonee`s next show,,,,,,...
Posted by THE ASSBAGS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ANTIPATHY / ASSBAGS split c.d. in bull moose stores now!!!!!!!!

thats right kiddies,,,,the most awaited punk split from raymond is in bull moose record stores and you can order them online at bull moose music . com this thirteen song split fetures the best of the...
Posted by THE ASSBAGS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

juice from antipathy is now a partener with to ugly to die records

we have been rockin out drinkin and going nuts together for a wile but now its official juice from antipathy has joined to ugly to die and now holds 50% of the companies shares.the take over occured d...
Posted by THE ASSBAGS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THE ASSBAGS ARE HERE

THE ASSBAGS HAVE MADE IT TO MY SPACE . WE ARE LOOKIN FOR SHOWS PARTIES ,FRIENDS ,CONECTIONS FOR ALL . CURRENTLY WORKING ON A SPLIT C.D. WITH THE GUYS FOM ANTIPATHY ALSO A POSSIBLE 7 INCH. KEEP COMING ...
Posted by THE ASSBAGS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST