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The Rev. Cannibal Chicken

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About Me

The one and only Sick and twisted hick from da backwoods of Candia. Frontman of "Habitual Offendaz", infamous "Brother Lady", father of four, not-so-starving artist, Pagan, and fat fucking sweaty guy... Im the guy everyone invites to the party, not because Im cool or anything, but because Im a funny bastard when I smoke da herb.I was diagnosed with congestive heart failure almost two years ago now and just had an I.C.D. implanted. Although the procedure was a success, there were complications. With that said... I live at the infamous Mama Monk's house (my mom's) in Candia trying to improve my condition, and get my life back on track.
You scored as Shamanic Pagan. A shamanic pagan's roots are generally found in Native American faith. A true love and respect for the earth and all that it yields is central to their faith. Wisdom is most often found in spirit guides or totems, who can be animals, ancestors, or spirits. Pagans who follow this path tend to be far more aware of the delicate web that interweaves the lives of every person and thus move within that web accordingly. They're usually deeply insightful, friendly, loving people and excellent friends and parents. Mysterious and strong, as well, they are often the protectors of their friends and family as well as the moral compass for their friends and loved ones.

Shamanic Pagan


100%

Zoroastrian Pagan


75%

Eastern Pagan


40%

Ecclectic Pagan


40%

Celtic Pantheonic Pagan


30%

Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan


30%

Roman Pantheonic Pagan


20%

Greek Pantheonic Pagan


20%

Kabbalistic Pagan


20%

Sumerian, Babylonian, and Mesopotamian Pagans


10%

Catholic (Pagan?)


0%

Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru)


0%
What kind of Pagan are you?
You scored as Fire. FIRE! You are spunky yet loyal, and have the heart of a warrior. Though unpredictable and hard to contain, but your best buds always manage to keep you in check. you can have a bad temper but you are not mean. You are however strong and protective, so enemies WATCH OUT!

Fire


100%

Earth


67%

Wind


67%

Darkness


67%

Light


50%
What Element Lies within you?
You are the Devil card. The Devil is based on the
figure Pan, Lord of the Dance. The earthy
physicality of the devil breeds lust. The
devil's call to return to primal instincts
often creates conflict in a society in which
many of these instincts must be kept under
control. Challenges posed by our physical
bodies can be overcome by strength in the
mental, emotional, and spiritual realms. Pan
is also a symbol of enjoyment and rules our
material creativity. The devil knows physical
pleasure and how to manipulate the physical
world. Material creativity finds its output
in such things as dance, pottery, gardening,
and sex. The self-actualized person is able
to accept the sensuality and usefulness of
the devil's gifts while remaining in control
of any darker urges. (Image from The Stone
Tarot deck)
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My Interests

Sex, pot, tattoos, metal/hardcore music, jamming out with the rest of "Habitual Offendaz" belting out tunes, and did I mention sex - (Hell I know I'm a hornball) Besides all that... my main Intrests are spending time with my four children, Vinny (10), Vicki (9), Corinna (5), and Rayna (4), and hanging out with my family and friends.
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Music:

Life of Agony, Hatebreed, Pantera (RIP... Dime Bag), Soulfly, Lamb of God, Tool, Machine Head, Chimaira, Downset, Social D, Spoiler NYC, Sponge, Nonpoint, HED-pe, Primus, Sublime, Scissorfight, Ramones, Biohazard, Misfits, Rehab, Twisted Sister (Dee Rocks), Slayer, Type O Negative, System of a Down, Slipknot, Mudvayne, Sepultura, Sevendust... Shit... way too many to mention!!

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Movies:

Fucking Clerks 2, any view askew flick (Jay and Silent Bob rock... snoogins), Borat, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Half Baked, Supertroopers, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, The Crow, The DaVinci code, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original), Resident Evil 1-&-2, Spawn, Dawn of the dead, Shaun of the dead, Evil Dead 1-&-2, plus Army of Darkness... there are way too fucking many to mention.

Television:

Discovery Channel, Comedy Central, Cartoon Network (mainly Adult Swim... ATHF RULES!!), Sponge Bob Sqaurepants (Squidward is the shit), Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Old-ass Ren & Stimpy, The State (I was bent when Mtv cancelled it!)... it all depends on how much pot I smoke.

Books:

"One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish", "Green eggs and ham" - Dr. Suess
What weird misc. thing are you?
Wallama
You're a little backwards and a little annoying, but deep down, we all love you.

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Heroes:

Phil Anselmo, Max Cavellera... my two most prominent vocal influences.

My Blog

The results are in... kinda?

IT'S  NOT FUCKING CANCER!! Still no clue what the fuck the abnormality is yet, more tests are going to be done... Now I know what a fucking juicebox feels like... I'm just glad it's not cancer.....
Posted by The Rev. Cannibal Chicken on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 07:29:00 PST

Abnormality Part 3... Biopsy

Well, had my biopsy yesterday morning, at 9:15 at the Elliot Hospital.  Fine needle biopsies SUCK!!!  They had to stab a needle into my back, and scrape a piece of the "abnormality" out of m...
Posted by The Rev. Cannibal Chicken on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:21:00 PST

Abnormality part 2.

Well the results from my CT scan say that my abnormality is NOT from my spider bite scar.  I have a Biopsy scheduled for next week sometime, my doctors are unsure of what the abnormalities are, b...
Posted by The Rev. Cannibal Chicken on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 07:24:00 PST

Bionic Chicken - Abnormality?

Been a long time since I wrote one of these things... well I was pretty sick for the past month with some whacked out flu thing, which in turn made my C.H.F. and my athsma act up really bad (my l...
Posted by The Rev. Cannibal Chicken on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:20:00 PST

I.C.D. part 3 (surgery & recovery)

As you all know I had my operation Wednesday morning. The Monk, my two oldest kids, and ex wife Heather went with me to the hospital. As the risks and complications were being explained to us I could ...
Posted by The Rev. Cannibal Chicken on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:24:00 PST

Sad News

Judging by my condition at our last couple of shows... and recent events, June 9th may be the last Habitual Offendaz show. Maybe after my surgery on the 13th, things will get better for me, but so far...
Posted by The Rev. Cannibal Chicken on Sun, 27 May 2007 06:54:00 PST

I.C.D. part 2 (under the knife)

Well well well... June 13th at 7:00 am I go under the knife for my I.C.D. implantation.  I will be out of comission for about a month or so... nervous as fuck, but glad that a date has FINAL...
Posted by The Rev. Cannibal Chicken on Fri, 11 May 2007 08:52:00 PST

Charlotte the spider whisperer

Well on April 12th (in my slumber) I was bit by a spider... I didnt know that then, you see I was asleep, and when I woke up, it looked like I had an ingrown hair or something on my chest.  I tho...
Posted by The Rev. Cannibal Chicken on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:19:00 PST

Fuck Legends

Last minute Cancellation... and a fucking wake-up call for me... the second bennefit to help raise money to save my mom's house (Monk Aid 2) which was supposed to be held this sunday (4/1/07) was...
Posted by The Rev. Cannibal Chicken on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 07:50:00 PST

KUDOS

First off, I would like to thank everyone who helped make Monk Aid possible, and a success.  All the bands kicked major ass... HevyDed, Dark Minions(Who came all the way from Campton NH), Blanket...
Posted by The Rev. Cannibal Chicken on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:49:00 PST