Not you, anyway.
ROCK AND METAL: KISS, Van Halen, Guns N' Roses, Motley Crue, Twisted Sister, Poison, Aerosmith, Cinderella, Ratt, Hanoi Rocks, Judas Priest, Def Leppard, W.A.S.P., Dio, Ozzy, Scorpions, Manowar, Pantera. EVERYTHING ELSE: Michael Crawford, The Phantom of the Opera (original London cast), Bobby Darin, Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Neil Diamond, Arthur Freed, The Blues Brothers and of course, the great man himself, Renato Pagliari.
Top 3: 1. KING KONG (1933) 2. CITIZEN KANE 3. SINGIN' IN THE RAIN and in no particular order: BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, VERTIGO, CASABLANCA, THE ADVENTURES OF ROBIN HOOD, WHITE HEAT, THE BLACK CAT, THE UNTOUCHABLES, THE RULES OF ATTRACTION, THE MALTESE FALCON, RAGING BULL, KING KONG (2005), ROCKY, THE GODFATHER, JAWS, THE PLANET OF THE APES, OCTOPUSSY, THE STAR WARS TRILOGY, THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (1943), AMERICAN BEAUTY, THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL, THE BIG SLEEP, THE ODD COUPLE, BEAUTY AND THE BEAST, TAXI DRIVER, THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON, ANGELS WITH DIRTY FACES, FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE, DARK PASSAGE, THE THREE MUSKETEERS, MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS, SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE and SUPERMAN II: THE RICHARD DONNER CUT, THE BLUES BROTHERS, THE THIRD MAN, RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK, THE USUAL SUSPECTS, THE WIZARD OF OZ.
Family Guy, The West Wing, Star Trek: TOS, Star Trek: Voyager, Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Batman: The Animated Series.
"The Godfather" by Mario Puzo, "Jaws" by Peter Benchley, "Slaughterhouse Five" by Kurt Vonnegut, "Stupid White Men" by Michael Moore, "Crazy From the Heat" by David Lee Roth, "The Maltese Falcon" by Dashiell Hammet, "Parcel Arrived Safley, Tied With String" by Michael Crawford, "Dracula" by Bram Stoker, "The Dirt" by Motley Crue and Neil Strauss, "The Dark Knight Returns" by Frank Miller, "Kiss Me, Deadly" by Mickey Spillane, "Bill Hicks: Agent of Evolution" by Kevin Booth, any of Ian Fleming's Bond novels/short stories (except "The Spy Who Loved Me").
Bill Hicks, Michael Crawford, Eddie Van Halen, Orson Welles, Shawn Michaels, Bobby Darin, Martin Scorsese, Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi, Seth McFarlane, Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, Tourette's Guy, Bela Lugosi, John F. Kennedy, Clark Kent (but not Superman!), Owen Hart and the IMockery staffers!