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Name: Paul- Diedre Crumbleweed
Birthday: 16 th march
Birthplace: borders of sourthern doowa
Current Location: right here, right now
Eye Color: mauve
Hair Color: silver
Height: 1cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: what?..........i think people are fun
The Shoes You Wore Today: light mocassins
Your Weakness: bad hearing and dodgy shaped ears
Your Fears: David Dickenson
Your Perfect Pizza: one that looks like a rubiks cube
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to hug a monkey
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Nose! he has a nose!
Thoughts First Waking Up: id like to buy some fruit tonight
Your Best Physical Feature: my pancreas
Your Bedtime: russell brand
Your Most Missed Memory: Cremola Foam
Pepsi or Coke: fanta
MacDonalds or Burger King: wimpy
Single or Group Dates: get lost ..im not going out today tommy tum tum
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Um Bongo
Chocolate or Vanilla: vaseline
Cappuccino or Coffee: frappuchino..all the benefits of a cool drink but with a caffine boost
Do you Smoke: i only smoke ground up hippies mixed with mint
Do you Swear: i only swear at people who wear hoods
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: shower? pourquoi?
Have you Been in Love: oh yes....with Bango the chinese dancing horse...boy could he boogie out some rhythms with his hooves..magic!
Do you want to go to College: yes i want to go to the croydon college of winged birds through the ages
Do you want to get Married: marriage is a punishment for shop lifting in some countries
Do you belive in yourself: no im just vaguely imaginary
Do you get Motion Sickness: YES! mightly...especially when your dad makes you a milk shake with water
Do you think you are Attractive: well i do find alot of metal stuck to me so i suppose i am very attractive
Are you a Health Freak: oh cheers just insult me why dont you..its me thats taken the time to do this god forsaken..thing
Do you get along with your Parents:
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes when my pants arent hanging out to dry
Do you play an Instrument: i play the morrocan bell shoes and indian toe pipes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i drank hot ribeana which can have alcoholic effects
In the past month have you Smoked: you already asked me that....kiss my arse
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yeah i ate a whole tube of smarties in one go
In the past month have you gone on a Date: im a widdow..dont rub it in piss face
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: oh the mall! ooooo have you gone all american have you
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i only eat oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i ate a raw fish one time so that counts
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah i wasnt supposed to so i also got twatted with an electrical baton
In the past month have you been Dumped: yeah i hid in a wheelie bin for a whole week which is a bad idea
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes but i do have the fins of a fish so its not really skinny dipping per say
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes..a tracker bar and some peanuts which i ate next to a person with a nut allergy
Ever been Drunk: im drunk on jam right now
Ever been called a Tease: what?!! who called me a tease? sick people...how could they
Ever been Beaten up: yes im made of egg
Ever Shoplifted: same question up above...are you retarded?
How do you want to Die: i want to get scewered on the pointy bit of the moon
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a professional bell ringer..im working up to that now doing my NQA
What country would you most like to Visit: the borders of Numbahargie no
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: bronze
Favourite Hair Color: bronze
Short or Long Hair: both...ie a mullet
Height: about the height of a very tall man
Weight: about the wieght of a small pony
Best Clothing Style: leder hosen
Number of Drugs I have taken: 44444444444444444444444444444444444444
Number of CDs I own: 33333333333333333333333333333333333333
Number of Piercings: 77777777777777777777777777777777777777
Number of Tattoos: 99988877765433221
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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what .....

once upon a time there was a dingbat.....he had psoriasis......the end
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:57:00 GMT

go and someone put me out my misery..

....what is it that Meatloaf wouldn't do for love?
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:40:00 GMT

Actual important info in this here blog!!!!!!!!!

to make school more interesting for myself ive decided to attend each day.....now now just stick with me on this......and im going to see just how ridiculous i can dress up before i get sent home or a...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:10:00 GMT

Laughing is good for you

but squeezable cheese spreads are not
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:55:00 GMT

pro biotic yougurt drink

why is that when you have a power cut your in the middle of doing something that  requires power??
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 16:50:00 GMT

Did you know......

i like sushi but i wouldnt kiss a fish cos they smell funny
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:23:00 GMT