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Piper

See, she's happy...she has her toothpaste...

About Me

I love to have fun, love to laugh--subtle humor is the best, love dirty vodka martinis and margharitas, can't spell to save my life, love to get zany, hate staying in one place for too long, want to get to Europe before I'm too old to enjoy it, especially Italy, love hanging out with friends, taking pictures...and I love it when people swear to get the most amount of comedy out of the situation...On a more serious note - I want to go where the wind blows at night...Some of the best stuff I've heard: "I don't know about what happened because once you start writing, it all becomes fiction"..."Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music" - George Carlin...."Happiness is your OWN responsibility so stop bitching"....."History means everything"..."She chose the piano over her insulin - you could have had both!" - Family Guy...."The little Lebowski urban achievers and proud we are of all of them" "and you can imagine what happens next...He fixes the cable?" - The Big Lebowski.....Those who think they know it all have no way of finding out they don't".... Remember - many bastards succeed....
Your True Sign Is Scorpio
Fiery
Powerful
Ambitious
Mysterious
Easily Obsessed
Full of Charisma
Universally Attractive
Possesive and Passionate
What's Your True Sign?
Your Toes Should Be Red
You pretend to be an old fashioned girly girl, but you're secretly a naughty girl deep down.
Your ideal guy: Tall, strong, and handsome - with a devilish twinkle in his eye.
Stay away from: Nice, safe men. They won't really give you what you want! What Color Should Your Toenails Be?
Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Sand Child
Your Superpower is Kissing
Your Weakness is Cowboys
Your Weapon is Your Mystic Throwing Stars
Your Mode of Transportation is Cloud What's your Superhero Name?

My Interests

watching movies--addicted to buying dvd's, watching funny tv, hanging out with friends, writing, shopping

I'd like to meet:

Who I Want to Meet: hmmmmm.....old friends, new friends and people who don't live in their car, preferably...P.S. "five for fighting" is one of the worst bands I have ever heard in my life, seriously - it's like listening to a tone-deaf 4 year old girl screaming...

Music:

Every L.A. restaurant ever???

Movies:

Who ACTUALLY READS THIS??? Swingers, Goodnight and Good Luck, Junebug, Team America: World Police (fuck, yeah), The Big Lebowski, Sunset Boulevard, The Girl with the Pearl Earing, Office Space, Living in Oblivion, Best in Show, Secretary, Seeing Other People, High Fidelity, Adaptation, Brokeback Mountain, Can't Hardly Wait, Fight Club, Saved!, The House of Yes, 2 Days in the Valley, Mulholland Drive, Romy and Michelles High School Reunion, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (hunky Paul Newman and Robert Redford), Closer, The Notebook (shadup), Velvert Goldmine, I Heart Huckabees and FYI Vince Vaughn fuckin' rocks

Television:

Greys Anatomy, The Office, Friday Night Lights, Family Guy, Lost, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Reno 911, Simpsons, Arrested Development, Nip/Tuck, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Chappelle Show, Entourage, History Channel, South Park, America's Next Top Model, Project Runway

Books:

David Sedaris is hilarious, so is Jon Stewart's book, "Naked Picture's of Famous People" - you should buy that book just for his "A Very Hanson Christmas" essay alone.

Heroes:

"It's always funny...until the hooker mentions her son..." - Jon Stewart."People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point" - George Carlin.....

My Blog

Define this generation

I always feel bad for people who were born in like 1965.  I know I would be pissed if I weas born then.  They were too young for the '60s craze.  They were also too young & just mis...
Posted by Piper on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:45:00 PST

cancelled dreams and Kansas

So Heather Grahmns new tv show was cancelled after one episode.  I think I heard this one from the Colbert Report (or daily show)"...so if your ever feeling down, just remember YOUR sitcom ran on...
Posted by Piper on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 10:29:00 PST

"Broken Flowers" (SPOILERS)

Holy oh my crap, I just saw "Broken Flowers" and absolutely hated it for the first 8 seconds after it ended - then I started to break it down and actually think its a good movie.  Anyon...
Posted by Piper on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 02:05:00 PST

The TRUE meaning of Christmas...

Remember folks, keep in mind that life is totally serious...in the best tongue-in-cheek way...   Take the Christmas tree, a tradition so deeply Christian that it predates Christ   Stephen ...
Posted by Piper on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 06:37:00 PST