If you know me from Vienna, Taipei, Hong Kong, Ottawa, Williamsburg, Chiba-ken, Osaka-fu, the innnernet, or through friends of friends: hey!
I always wanted to meet Harrison Ford, but when I kept seeing the commercials for Hollywood Homicide where Harrison Ford thrusts his pelvis in the presence of Josh Hartnett and grunts YOUUU KNOWWWW IT, I knew our fates were sealed.
Also, hey.