i can't write about myself, so i get others to do it for me. please, enjoy these genuine testimonials and feel free to submit your own!
"maggie usually judges how much she tips by the percentage of the meal she eats."
- rob , husband
"maggie o'keeffe talks a lot of smack, but isn't really that good at scrabble. she's what you call a scrabble h4xor, using loophole words that aren't ever used in real life, like xi and cows."
- kevin , friend
"her dislike for mango and pizza are tremendous character flaws. they are, however, outweighed by her wit and talents. three stars out of four."
- timmy , friend
"despite that fact that she claims to have slept with my mom, maggie is a kind and generous person; a friend that stands out amongst the losers that pervade the SHU campus."
- matt , friend
"for someone who wants to teach children for a living, maggie has no idea how to boost an ego. she likes to speak in all caps and make me feel inferior, and that makes her amazing. two retarded thumbs up."
- josh bradley , fanboy
"maggie is so amazing, i mean, SO amazing. and great and wonderful. she's pretty much the best person ever. i like her even more than i like my own horse."
- david schrott , friend
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