About Me

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I grew up to have
my father's looks,
my father's speech patterns,
my father's posture,
my father's opinions,
and my mother's
contempt for my father.
Jules Feiffer

Looking to meet people to have some fun... whatever that might be. Don't be cruel, don't be shy, just be yourself and I'll do the same. AIM - jazar2k1; MSN - [email protected]; Y! - javier_ever.

My Interests

Movies, raquetball, working out, going out, dining, skiing, swimming, reading, theater, poker (Texas Hold 'em), (PC, console & board) games, random internet surfing, sleeping (after doing everything else on this damn list).

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with some common interests, common sense and uncommonly good looks

Music:

Incubus, 2Pac, Eminem, Splashdown, Juan Luis Guerra, Shakira, dmb, William Shatner's Rocket Man, anything with a good beat, 80s music (Genesis, Police, U2), reggae, R&B (if you're nasty), King Bee, Caravaggio

Movies:

Se7en, Who's afraid of Virginia Wolf, Lord of The Rings, Pulp Ficiton, Fight Club, Spaceballs, Star Wars Eps 4-6, The Lion King, Dogma

Television:

Arrested Development, Insomniac, Daily Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Quantum Leap, Simpsons, MST3K, Family Guy, CSI Miami

Books:

The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton, The Road Less Travelled by M. Scott Peck, Shawshank Redemption by Steven King, anything by C.S. Lewis

Heroes:

My grandfather, Ghandi, Martin Luther King, and Batman.

My Blog

WHO I AM (by eHarmony)

Those eHarmony bastards never could find a match for me, but at least they gave me this personality profile which I'll share. * You have a strong sense of humor. You usually know when to lighten...
Posted by Javier on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Javi's Simple Memory Test

Ok here's a quick little test that will give you a good indication on how well you can process and store details in your brain. Now I want you to take a look at this picture and try to remember the de...
Posted by Javier on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Barcelona Pics

Since these weren't digital it took me a while to get off my lazy ass and scan some. Let me know what you think! Taken from Montjuic which has a great view of the city behind me. Mis abu...
Posted by Javier on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ouch.

Took a good hour of my day today filling out this big personality profile for eharmony.com. Was curious as to who they would pair me up with after such a detailed exam. Silly of me to worry... ...
Posted by Javier on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kidd Video

I used to think I was crazy and this cartoon never existed, but thanks to the internet I'm not the only psycho damnit! ahhh saturday mornin cartoons.... "Aye-yi-yi, we look like...cartoons...
Posted by Javier on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Chat humor.

From the depths of nerddom (IRC): [BlackDeth] i like stalked this girl sorta :D [BlackDeth] like once she asked me for a ride home from work [BlackDeth] and i took her home... i dropped her off a...
Posted by Javier on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Writer's Block 2

An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path. He wasn't certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He sat down for a moment to rest his wea...
Posted by Javier on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Speaking of Samurai

What is hell is up with the Japanese? I mean seriously? Whoever made this is obviously out of his mind
Posted by Javier on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Samurai Warrior hiya.

Honor: You are an honorable person who is firm withhis/her beliefs and treats others as you aretreated. People would consider you humble attimes and very respectful, and someone todefinitely respect b...
Posted by Javier on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Writer's Block

Out on the patio I stood for a bleary moment or two, watching city lights in the water: the passing glare of water taxis and police choppers. Lollipop colors too: the neon night-life come-ons that s...
Posted by Javier on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST