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About Me

SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BAaAaLLLS PUTEM IN UR MOUTH AND SUCK'EM! SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE CALTED BaAaLLS THEIR PACKED FULL OF VITAMINS AND GOOD FOR U...JUST SUCK ON MY BALLZ!!!!!!!!!!!! (SORRY FOR THE SOUTH PARK BRAIN FART) IM AM THE COOLEST DORK ALIVE SO RESPETA ME ATORIDAD! im pretty much a go with the flow kinda girl love to party but i can do the whole just sit around doing nothing thing also...hummmm i luf spontinuity though its hard to be spontaniouse at times...i cant spell and tend to make up words...on this whole writting about me isnt working so, ..... if ur bored and wana see like a million pictures of me and my random friends go to... HTTP://PHOTOS.YAHOO.COM/TINNYTITTIES OR HTTP://PHOTOS.YAHOO.COM/JUGEELIFE ...ok bye bye! *-* WARNING *-* i look like VoMiTO! (hehe but u get to see the many looks of MeE!) .

My Interests

YOU GOTTA LOVE UR FRIENDS AND BOYFRIEND!!SINGING - DESIGN (SPECIALY FASHION) BUT PRETTY MUCH ANY KIND OF DESIGN IS COOL - WRITTING LYRICS - PHILOSOPHE - THE FUTURE - ANYTHING ARTSY AND CREATIVE, IM ON IT - - BUT MY FAVORITE INTEREST OF ALL IS LICKING THINGS (NOT TO BE TAKEN LITRALLY)

I'd like to meet:

THE GREEK GODS...BERRY MANTALOE....SMALL ETHEOPIAN KIDS...QUEEN LATIFA...THE MILK MAN...AN ALIAN...FRANK SENATRA...PRINCE ALI FABULOUSE HE ALI ABABUA...SHREK...WALT DISNEY...O M G AND HOW CAN I FORGET ALL OF THE SPACE BALLZ CHARACTURS THEY RULE MY PANTS! "We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks! And the Film Actors' Guild!.. are pussies. And Kim Jong Il!.. is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks!.. because puusies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole... is a dick... with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't apporoporate, and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies... all covered in shit."

Music:

EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING WITH A BEAT,BUT LATELY IV BECOME ADDICTED TO COUNTRY haha & PROZAK! (I LIKE TO WATCH I LIKE THE WAY U BOUNCE BOUNCE I LIKE TO WATCH YEAH YEAH MOVIN GROOVIN, I LIKE TO WATCH SHAKE IT IF U GOT IT BABY HERES MY CONFESSION I LIKE TO WATCH UR HOT BOX! ------ SUX TO BE U!)

Movies:

SPACE BALLS - SHREK (I CANT WAIT TILL THE END OF MAY TO SEE PART TWO!) - MONSTERS INC - NINJA TURTTLES THE MOVIE(S) - EMPIRE RECORDS (ONLY CAUSE I WANTED TO MAKE OUT WITH EVERYONE!) AND I JOCKED THE MUSIC - WELL OF COURSE WEEKEND AT BERNIES - THE ROCK - LOOK WHOS TALKING AWWWW (MY FIRST RATED PG13 MOVIE HAHA- WAIT IS IT PG13?) AND DUDE! TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE!!!! OK U GET THE POINT

Television:

TRADING SPACES - CMt - SOUTHPARK - FAMILY GUY - THE NANNY - MONSTER HOUSE (DR. WOOD IS MY HERO I WANA LICK HIS FACE) ::VOMITS::

Books:

JAMES PATTERSON ANYTHING, STUFF THAT MAKES U THINK A LIL BUT JUST A LIL ~ IF I THINK TOO MUCH I MIGHT LOOSE THE TWO FUNCTIONING BRAIN CELLS I HAVE LEFT

Heroes:

ANYONE THAT MAKES A DIFFERENCE and PETER PETER PUMPKIN EATER!"TOMORROWS ANOTHER DAY, IM THIRSTY ANYWAY, BRING ON THE RAIN!"

My Blog

SILLY GIRLS DICKS ARE FOR "WOMEN" !!!!!

SO I FIGURED IF EVERYONE CAN BLURT OUT OPPINONS ON THIS BIATCH! SO CAN MY BIG ASS!!!   HERES THE QUESTION OF THE DAY: LETS SUPPOSE THERES THIS GUY WHO NONE OF YOUR FRIENDS KNOW THEY JUST FIND HIM...
Posted by ♥ CRISTI ♥ on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 02:10:00 PST

BYE BYE LIL BRO!


Posted by ♥ CRISTI ♥ on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 12:23:00 PST

SOME MORE OF THOES COLLAGES

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Posted by ♥ CRISTI ♥ on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 12:13:00 PST

OLDER COLLAGES THAT NEEDED PUBLICITY

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Posted by ♥ CRISTI ♥ on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 12:08:00 PST

PIX FROM THE WEEKEND B4 MARDI GRAS!

  AS IF BOWLING WASNT RANDOM ENOUGH....GOD THAN CREATED US!!!! I WANT TO SAY WER DEF. CRAZY? ...
Posted by ♥ CRISTI ♥ on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:05:00 PST

THESE COLLAGES BETTER DECIDE TO COME OUT!

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Posted by ♥ CRISTI ♥ on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 09:46:00 PST

IF IT WERE ALL PERFECT........


Posted by ♥ CRISTI ♥ on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 07:44:00 PST

PURDY LOUNGE AND TAMPA

TAMPA GETS TAKEN OVER BY THE 305 (WE GOT GRINGOS TO DANCE SALSA BITCHES!) PURDY LOUNGE!!!!! SUCK MY BALLS! (MR. GARRISON!) ...
Posted by ♥ CRISTI ♥ on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 08:56:00 PST

JUGEE 12 - RANDOM WALMART/RENT/HARD ROCK WEEKEN!

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Posted by ♥ CRISTI ♥ on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 11:59:00 PST

OLD COLLAGES THAT MUST BE DISPLAYED....

GETTING WAISTED WITH THE BOYS!!! DRUNKEN TENT NIGHT....ONES DUE VERY SOON KIDDIES!!!!!! =*) FOR MY LIL COUSIN....CAUSE HES SOOOOOOOO ::HOT:: ---- GET THE ICE GET THE ICE!!!! O HOW I LOVE THYYYYY...
Posted by ♥ CRISTI ♥ on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 04:31:00 PST