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irene

About Me

Short sighted astigmatic but rarely wear my glasses…a glutton with terrible carnivorous tendencies…hoard things but never remember where they are…hate to have my neck touched…accidentally set fire to myself twice…have to struggle to remember life is not a movie…sing and dance anywhere and everywhere…no sense of balance…always on a diet…unable to focus on one train of thought for more than five seconds…increasingly suffer from lapses in inhibition…desperately trying to resist relaxing my hair and keeping it natural…tiniest ears in the world…largest arse…want much money without selling my soul…like to eat with my fingers…never hold on to a pair of glasses for longer than six months…socially backward at times…can’t ever say no…

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Television:

Forget television, it has ruined my life. Food instead. Yam: Genus = Dioscorea * Cultivated in Africa, Asia and Latin America * Word believed to derive from Wolof word 'nyam' which means to eat * Yoruba word for yam = ishu * Tuber that can grow to 2.5 metres in length. * Coco yam/ poona yam/ Chinese yam/ Cush-cush yam/ Water yam/ Air potato * Yam can be boiled/ mashed/ fried/ roasted/ dried and made into a flour/ * Beware of yellow lines when going to buy yam those of you with no car insurance* Yam balls! http://www.recipezaar.com/175064

Heroes:

One thinks like a hero to behave like a merely decent human being.- May Sarton