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Jeff

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm just glad you're here.Did you change your hair or something?

My Interests

Writing, basketball, music, reading, old movies, comedy...

Music:

Everything from Basie to Bootsy: Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, Marvin Gaye, Curtis Mayfield and the Impressions, Patsy Cline, the Kinks, Lee Dorsey, Buddy Holly, U-Roy, Beck, Everly Brothers, M.I.A., The Beatles, La Lupe, Joe Tex, Louvin Brothers, Solomon Burke, Dancehall Crashers, Louis Prima and Keely Smith, P-Funk, Donny Hathaway, Booker T and the MG's, Rakim, Ray Charles, Boswell Sisters, Heptones, NRBQ, Eddie Bo, Professor Longhair, Petty Booka, The JB's, Dinah Washington, Pezband, Don Drummond and the Skatalites ...And lots more...

Movies:

Favorites include The Maltese Falcon (1941), The Godfather ('72), A Hard Day's Night ('64), Borat (2006), A Face In the Crowd ('57), The T.A.M.I. Show ('64), Nightmare Alley ('47), Blazing Saddles ('74), To Be Or Not To Be ('42), Waiting For Guffman ('96), Out Of The Past ('47), Airplane ('80), Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? ('57), and anything by Preston Sturges, Buster Keaton or Billy Wilder.

Television:

The Wire, Rachel Maddow, Daily Show, Deadwood, SCTV, Mr Show, Flight of the Conchords, Da Ali G Show, It's Garry Shandling's Show, Kids In the Hall, The Soup, Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman.

Books:

My many favorite authors include George Pelecanos, Elmore Leonard, Donald Westlake, Philip K. Dick, Charles Portis, PG Wodehouse, Ruth Rendell, Peter Guralnick, Haruki Murakami, Daniel Clowes, Lawrence Block...I really have too many favorite books to list!

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Krazy Kat, Preston Sturges, Mel Blanc, Richard Pryor, Ed Grimley, W.E.B. DuBois, Buster Keaton, Martin Luther King, Peter Lorre, Bill Wilson, Zippy the Pinhead...

My Blog

The Vault Is Closed

I've forever envied those that know exactly what to do with their lives -- "It's a plumbers life for me, boys!" they exclaim, enrolling in plumbing school and ironing their hip boots and lubricat...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 08:09:00 PST

George Carlin : Modern Man

Check out this video: George Carlin Modern Man ..Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:34:00 PST

Bo Diddley - "road runner"

Bo Diddley ...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 06:44:00 PST

Dont Bet On It

The first thing you should know about the Kentucky Derby is this -- ignore the experts. Forget about statistics, pedigree, the odds, the weather, and everything else -- it's all in the name!...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 03 May 2008 07:35:00 PST

One Year From Today...

...George W. Bush will no longer be president. (thought everybody could use some good news this weekend!) *               *  ...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 11:54:00 PST

Good To Go

She left the baby on the bedAnd said "I'm good to go."Just where he got the stolen carShe didn't wanna know.Wet blood still on the floor mat From the murdered tennis pro.They switched the plates that ...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 02:25:00 PST

Who Stole My Chicken?

The Aftershowblog is in rerun mode this week, in honor of the Hollywood writer's strike [editor: yeah, sure!]. We've been doing this thing for more than a year now, and I'd like to thank the groovy fo...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:10:00 PST

Sudoku Killed My Marriage

Dear Sirs, My husband and I have subscribed to your newspaper for many years, and this is the first time I've been compelled to write a letter, so I hope you appreciate the serious nature of my compla...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:26:00 PST

Reflections

Kid Rock Arrested After Brawling With Image Of Self In MirrorMACON (AP) -- Popular musician Kid Rock spent another night in jail after brawling with a reflection of himself in a mirror. The popular ro...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:09:00 PST

Judgement House

This year, I would rather not be Harry Potter.Don't get me wrong -- nobody loves Judgement House more than me! I've been doing Judgement House for the last four years, back when we called it Hell...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 03:21:00 PST