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About Me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dave
Birthday: Sept 6th
Birthplace: A hospital
Current Location: My cube
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: Rihgt
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: black, timbs.
Your Weakness: A goregous smile
Your Fears: ?
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage, peppers and onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: a real demo
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ...
Thoughts First Waking Up: 15 more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: ?
Pepsi or Coke: I try not to drink soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: arby's
Single or Group Dates: As long as I can video tape afterwards...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Wawa
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: IV:XX
Do you Swear: Fucking ay
Do you Sing: fabz
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: been there
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: i try
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: ?!
Do you play an Instrument: 6
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no =/
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes actually.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: WHO DOES THAT?! AND THEY DON"T COME IN A BOX!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: fabz
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: i will live in imfamy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I still don't know and intend to keep it that way.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: As long as they have two.
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: short.
Weight: ?
Best Clothing Style: whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1 or two
Number of CDs I own: a shit load
Number of Piercings: whatver
Number of Tattoos: a cute one is nice.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none.

My Interests

I enjoy working with my hands. I build guitars in my free time, if that gives you any indication. I work out on a regular basis...althought the pics don't really look like it. I play about 6 different instruments. My other site I try to find new things that are inexpensive but get me outside and moving.

I'd like to meet:

A comedic partner in crime. I want to make funny videos. Anyone else want to?

Beirut (Beer Pong) House Rules

And now for some family guy quotes:

Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.

Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(They all drink.)
Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
(Only Quagmire drinks.)
****About 33 drinks later****
Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.
(Quagmire takes a drink.)
Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!
(Quagmire drinks again.)
Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)

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Music:

Dave Matthews Band, Johnny Cash, Eric Clapton, Coldplay, George Harrison, Jason Mraz, Led Zepplelin, Steven Ray Vaughn, James Marshall Hendrix, Weezer, Ben Folds, Pearl Jam, Dire Straits, Mountain, Motorhead, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Tom Petty, RHCP, The Allman Bros., The Beastie Boys, B.B King, Average White Band, James Brown, DAG, Chick Corea, Bill Withers....LOTS, LOTS MORE!

Movies:

Anything that is funny.

Television:

South Park, Family Guy, House. I really don't watch TV. I'm in front of a screen all day. The last thing I need is a blasted show...

Books:

A Catcher in the Rye, Joshua, War and Peace, the DaVinci Code, Angles and Demons. Quickstart :scale fingerings for lead guitar by Curt Scheller, The Art of Seduction by Robert Greene

Heroes:

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My Blog

I have a dream

I don't believe she didn't say who she was. I didn't believe that she lied, over the internet. It wasn't a lie it was all just bullshit. Am I one of these people? Not saying what I am? That ...
Posted by Dave. on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 07:24:00 PST

On the unattainable

It's the old forbidden fruit syndrome. I can't have that, so I want it. Then we stop at nothing to get it. Why do we stop at nothing to get that one thing that maybe we aren't supposed to have? &nbs...
Posted by Dave. on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:22:00 PST

Revenge is a dish best served drunk.

So I went to this highschool reunion last night. Honestly it was a good time. Apparently I'm moving out in February....which should be cool...The best part of the reunion, so all these girls are ther...
Posted by Dave. on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 09:33:00 PST

The Philadelphia Disease

So if you don't know by now, I'm a musician. I'm pretty good, and I can sing well and shit.So I am trying to get something started in this city. A band that puts their best material out, and only the...
Posted by Dave. on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 09:27:00 PST

Maybe it's the holidays

Maybe it's the holidays. It's December 18th. I have one or two gifts to get. One or two more people to think about. One or two more places to be. One or two gifts to wrap. But I can't help b...
Posted by Dave. on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:49:00 PST

Apparently....

So Since this updated I have lost 13 pounds. All I gotta do is keep going...I'm a fat ass. I did this before and I was doing good, and I don't have an excuse as to why I stopped, but whate...
Posted by Dave. on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:49:00 PST

An Open Letter to the Designers that make clothes for Beautiful People

Dear Ididots that make clothers for just beatiful people,I was looking for a pair of jeans the other day. A pair that was good and they didn't make me look like I am an old man. A pair that I could w...
Posted by Dave. on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:19:00 PST

Bass Project Part 1 (resurrection)

So I am going to be making another guitar. I will be ordering the parts from Warmoth. If you don't know who they are, they make custom guitar parts and you piece the guitar together and the end produc...
Posted by Dave. on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:30:00 PST