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Goblin Boy

Ima Pirate with an army of ninjas at my command

About Me

If I was to sum up myself in a singular word, that word would have to be fanfuckintastic. I am the greatest thing to ever happen to anyone and you might not even know it yet. As you can tell I have a massive ego, dwarfed only by my ability to find something funny in anything.

Except gonorrhea. There's nothing funny about gonorrhea.

Crazy? Quite so. Childish? You know it. Ashamed? Get the fuck outta my store. So pull up a stool, have a looksie, and discover what happens when mental illness goes unchecked for too long.

The Amazing Goblin Boy. Now with 30% less shame!

My Interests

Music:

This space left intenionally asinine.

Movies:

Fuck you! I wanna see the new Transformers movie!

Books:

Calling a comic book a 'graphic novel' is like calling a hooker a 'lady of the evening'.

My Blog

Alcoholics go to meetings. I don't go to meetings.

Sneak preveiw of a new comic I'm doing. Don't ask when it'll be done.
Posted by Goblin Boy on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:58:00 PST

OH CRUEL TWISTED FATE!!!

So I haven't posted new here in like a millenia. Even though I have 5 to share! Here they are. Quick note: These were actually written by My straight lover Android and myself, the art is all me t...
Posted by Goblin Boy on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 07:55:00 PST

I said the word 'cute'?

Some of you know I frequent the Explosm.net forums often. Well this amazing artist there named Tyler Legrand recently drew this phenominal picture of me with him. Some of you know that words like 'cu...
Posted by Goblin Boy on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:13:00 PST

Homicide? I'll take 8!

This was a quick free-writing that went horribly wrong.   It was the same day in and day out: a thick bog we must force ourselves to wade through in order to live on for another day of forced wad...
Posted by Goblin Boy on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:02:00 PST

Nyquil Binge Drinking

Weeeeeeeee!
Posted by Goblin Boy on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:40:00 PST

Well bless his cum stained cotton socks

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.phpYou've all seen this. I kept making funny ones.Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce Goblin Boy. Aren't you? -The GraduateI want that Goblin Boy, not excuses. -The...
Posted by Goblin Boy on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:35:00 PST

Slashed Scrotums and Pulverized Ovaries

Record stores really should separate Van Halen from Van Hagar. Seriously.
Posted by Goblin Boy on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 07:30:00 PST

Violent Colon Flush

Brand newd comic you sexy childrens you.
Posted by Goblin Boy on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:38:00 PST

I'm joining the Peace Corps. (stifles a laugh)

This here is the first picture of myself that I ever drew. (circa 2000-ish) And here's the latest picture of myself I drew. (circa yesterday)   So as you can tell, I haven't progressed too much...
Posted by Goblin Boy on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:40:00 PST

Ah hell naw!

Here's another.
Posted by Goblin Boy on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 09:36:00 PST