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More Tongue In Cheek Than a Lesbo Orgy

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About Me

I do silly dances to Rilo Kiley when I get dressed. Everyday.
I make dirty jokes.
I love dried mango (without the sugar) to an almost religous level.
My puppy is stupid but she's better than yours.
A lot of random things make me nervous.
I drink a lot of water.
The Hot Chick is one of my favorite movies evar, and I don't know why.
I always sing in the car; loudly and completely off-key.
I made 'mateer in almost record time. Matt beat me to it tho. :(
My kittens you/yours. Always.
You are what you love, not what loves you back.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ludacris, Johnny Depp, Mike Shinoda, Jenny Lewis, Conor Oberst, I'd also like to get drunk with Tim Kasher, perhaps dance in the pitch black of night with Jack Black cos he's too sexy for words. I'd also like to meet Andrew Wiggin. Alton Brown, if you see this, please marry me. Thanks.

My Blog

Ida: A to Z (NEW AND UPDATED LOLZ)

A" Are you available?: Nope. Sorry entire world population." What is your age?: Of legal drinking age + 1" What annoys you?: When people ask me how to spell things over teh intarwebsB" Do you know any...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:42:00 GMT